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TheBirdman

@thebirdman.bsky.social

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C-jazz fan, paragon of mediocrity. Posting in support of the greater registered community and reform of SO registration laws. Opinions my own.

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 1d

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TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 22h

My Pop has dry mac-d... I have the beginnings of it. 🫤

Taking a supplement and hoping for the best... nice that this could come to full fruition for millions.

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 22h

a patriots football player is talking into a microphone on the field

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TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 23h

And boy howdy he's correct 😳

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 23h

PEOPLE WHO HAVE THESE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEEK CARE WITHOUT STIGMA.

That is how you ACTIVELY help prevent SA from happening, and keep minors safe.

It's sensible, even though thoughts happen, to find these things revolting ✋.

It's only reasonable to promote healthy detours.

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 23h

So there's a difference between
how we think and
what we do/say.

Evolution has fwiw engineered men's brains to spot - and be interested in - signs of fertility.

IT IS UNACCEPTABLE TO ACT ON THESE THOUGHTS WITH MINORS.

A therapist once told me, "men look." And we think, too.

THEREFORE

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TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

My favorites are where I'm followed by like 5 different accounts

then I block one

and three of the notifications disappear. 😏

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TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

🥺 this is no good

i send helps: 🔥

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

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TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a suit and tie says i can 't argue with any of those points

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TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

Plus, the game is obviously more entertaining when the players DO hit the ball, as opposed to...

...all the other things that go on which aren't that. 😴

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TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

It WAS a very very very fine house. 😔

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

I had to see this

so now you have to see this

A rolling office chair base with a narrow bicycle saddle on top in lieu of a proper chair. It is a Craigslist posting for $45, with the caption "One of a kind".

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TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

AWS mitigating the problem:

a man with a tattoo on his arm is plastering a wall with a trowel

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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 2d

Lots of this “violent left” spirit at the No Kings rallies

Woody Guthrie would have approved

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TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

Wudja git?

We love our Amish-built 10x14.

A small white shed with double 9-pane doors and a 12-pane window with black shutters and a brown-shingled roof sits in front of an array of trees and is fronted by a segment of stone driveway and a red machine for delivering the shed.

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

Focusing on the low-hanging political fruit of punishment and registration of people who have offended sexually against children instead of working to destigmatize people asking for help BEFORE they offend demonstrates an active willingness to see kids harmed.

The answer is in #prevention.

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 6d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a black shirt is making a funny face while holding a piece of meat in his hand .

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TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

Presumably OVERbaked - last 10-15 minutes unwrapped so the skin gets crispy 🥰

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

I heard this in my head like 0:35 here

youtu.be/r0CbisDQS2E?...

Baz Luhrmann - Young Hearts Run Free (The Overture Mix)

YouTube video by GCB Music

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TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

So that would make her the Hegseth of Pirros, no?

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TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 1d

May every scratch be loving

May your bowl be full of fish

May the bellyrubs be short and sweet

Is my HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISH

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TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 2d

Oh you ABSOLUTELY win the interwebs today, Prof. 👊🤓

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 2d

Looked into renting a small boom lift to cut down a tree and properly power wash a high spot on the house (set back too far for a ladder) and holy hell 😱

cheapest/smallest unit to p/u myself is like $300 for 4 hrs, and there's NO WAY the CrossTrek is hauling 3400 pounds. 😳

Time to rethink.

TheBirdman @thebirdman.bsky.social · 2d

Love me some Nova. 🥰

Tend to watch Frontline and the occasional POV, but there's something about great reporting on the science of the natural world (see also: Nature) that... uh... saves one on tuition. 😁💛