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The Blue Man

@theblueman.bsky.social

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I'm a fictional human sacrifice just like Jesus. How come no one worships me? We can't just #EatTheRich. Others will just replace them. We have to #BurnDownTheKingsRoad Progressive, but not the cut off my nose to spite my face kind.

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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · Nov 7

4 years ago, when Biden won, all the talk was about how the Dems need to listen to the other side. Notice now that Trump won, nobody is saying that to Republicans?

It's proof that Dems are held to a higher standard & an unspoken acknowledgement BY BOTH SIDES of who the adults in the room really are

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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 10h

Based on the debate I just had with a Trumper, I won't be holding my breath. Their ability to deny objective facts that are right in front of them in black & white never fails to astound. Their literal only truth filter is whatever is most emotionally gratifying and fits their preferred narrative.

The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 10h

You can lead a MAGAt to facts but you can't make them think.

It never fails to astound me how you can literally put facts right in front of them in black & white, and they'll still come back with, "Well, that's just your opinion." They literally don't know the difference between facts and opinions

The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 17h

Not that we needed confirmation. It's well established that MAGA are about as sharp as a baseball bat.

The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 1d

We absolutely have to make that a condition of who we vote for in the primary.

The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 1d

Come on, Mitch. We're counting on you. We could use a little good news.

The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 1d

It truly is the strangest thing. No one else, and I mean no one, would get away with even a fraction of a fraction of the things he's done.

The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 1d

The best part about this map is that Florida is completely cut off. Can we make that happen for real?

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Democracy Action Network @democracyactionnet.bsky.social · 1d

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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, that's right. You are that proud of being a simpleton with a child's mind, aren't you?

The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 1d

The conservative mind has zero appreciation for nuance. Everything is black & white. There are no degrees in their world. It's an oversimplified understanding of reality for simple minds.

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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 1d

This is true, especially Stephen Miller. Very few people ooze self-loathing the way he does. Whenever I see him on TV now, I always think of this scene.
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revenge... for being born

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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 1d

He's a Pelosi protégé. What's not to understand?

The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 1d

Well, yeah. Anything their lord and master does is good, and any criticisms of him would be blasphemous in their eyes.

The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 2d

It seems to me that he's telling us in what ways they have doctored the files.

The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 2d

When career ambitions take precedence over morals.

The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 2d

Also...

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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 2d

Cosplay is exactly right. Like so many others in Trump world, Secretary Kegsbreath and his obsession with what he calls "the warrior ethos," has a child's understanding of what the military should be, ripped straight out of Saturday morning cartoons, as this political cartoon perfectly illustrates.

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The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 3d

I'm seeing the opposite. I'm seeing them saying Trump isn't a king, implying the protests were a waste of time. I just remind them that they would make him king for life if they could. None of them ever deny it. They know it's true and they wouldn't blaspheme their demigod by saying otherwise.

The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 3d

It's really fascinating how the No Kings protesters were supposedly a bunch of dangerous terrorists and yet also nothing but a bunch of senior citizens. Maybe MAGA should work on the consistency of their messaging.

The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 3d

When MAGAts parrot their jokes that deliberately miss the point by saying that Trump is still not king, remind them that they would make him king for life if they could. I've said it to countless MAGAts, and none have denied it. They know it's true and they can't bring themselves to say otherwise.

The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 3d

At this point, I don't think there are 1188 days remaining of his *presidency*. Either he dies, gets removed, or grants himself some title other than president, perhaps something that rhymes with mirror.

The Blue Man @theblueman.bsky.social · 3d

... and that's why America is now 5 separate countries and Minnesota is part of Canada.

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 3d

Someone explain to President Vulva Neck the White House is the people’s house.

He’s merely a temporary occupant and doesn’t get to turn it into one of his gaudy country clubs.

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