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The Blue Man
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I'm a fictional human sacrifice just like Jesus. How come no one worships me? We can't just #EatTheRich. Others will just replace them. We have to #BurnDownTheKingsRoad Progressive, but not the cut off my nose to spite my face kind.
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4 years ago, when Biden won, all the talk was about how the Dems need to listen to the other side. Notice now that Trump won, nobody is saying that to Republicans?

It's proof that Dems are held to a higher standard & an unspoken acknowledgement BY BOTH SIDES of who the adults in the room really are
We absolutely have to make that a condition of who we vote for in the primary.
Come on, Mitch. We're counting on you. We could use a little good news.
It truly is the strangest thing. No one else, and I mean no one, would get away with even a fraction of a fraction of the things he's done.
Yes, that's right. You are that proud of being a simpleton with a child's mind, aren't you?
The conservative mind has zero appreciation for nuance. Everything is black & white. There are no degrees in their world. It's an oversimplified understanding of reality for simple minds.
This is true, especially Stephen Miller. Very few people ooze self-loathing the way he does. Whenever I see him on TV now, I always think of this scene.
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revenge... for being born
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He's a Pelosi protégé. What's not to understand?
Well, yeah. Anything their lord and master does is good, and any criticisms of him would be blasphemous in their eyes.
It seems to me that he's telling us in what ways they have doctored the files.
When career ambitions take precedence over morals.
Cosplay is exactly right. Like so many others in Trump world, Secretary Kegsbreath and his obsession with what he calls "the warrior ethos," has a child's understanding of what the military should be, ripped straight out of Saturday morning cartoons, as this political cartoon perfectly illustrates.
I'm seeing the opposite. I'm seeing them saying Trump isn't a king, implying the protests were a waste of time. I just remind them that they would make him king for life if they could. None of them ever deny it. They know it's true and they wouldn't blaspheme their demigod by saying otherwise.
It's really fascinating how the No Kings protesters were supposedly a bunch of dangerous terrorists and yet also nothing but a bunch of senior citizens. Maybe MAGA should work on the consistency of their messaging.
When MAGAts parrot their jokes that deliberately miss the point by saying that Trump is still not king, remind them that they would make him king for life if they could. I've said it to countless MAGAts, and none have denied it. They know it's true and they can't bring themselves to say otherwise.
At this point, I don't think there are 1188 days remaining of his *presidency*. Either he dies, gets removed, or grants himself some title other than president, perhaps something that rhymes with mirror.
... and that's why America is now 5 separate countries and Minnesota is part of Canada.
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Someone explain to President Vulva Neck the White House is the people’s house.

He’s merely a temporary occupant and doesn’t get to turn it into one of his gaudy country clubs.
I'll accept the apology only if, having realized how piss-poor her judgment is, she vows to never ever vote again. Otherwise, she can fuck off because as soon as a Democrat comes in and fixes everything Trump fucked up, she'll go right back to voting Republican.
It's always a good day to say "fuck you" to Mitch McConnell.
Yep, and buy secondhand wherever possible. My treadmill just died and I found a used one rather than buy new.

Not only good for slowing the economy but has other benefits as well.