The Blue Man
@theblueman.bsky.social
I'm a fictional human sacrifice just like Jesus. How come no one worships me?
We can't just #EatTheRich. Others will just replace them. We have to #BurnDownTheKingsRoad
Progressive, but not the cut off my nose to spite my face kind.
We can't just #EatTheRich. Others will just replace them. We have to #BurnDownTheKingsRoad
Progressive, but not the cut off my nose to spite my face kind.
Oh, that's only the tip of the iceberg.
December 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Oh, that's only the tip of the iceberg.
Led by this shameless person AND refuses to stop him or stand up to him in any way.
December 16, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Led by this shameless person AND refuses to stop him or stand up to him in any way.
Technically true, but only because anytime you put any kind of music on, probably somewhere a kitten is dying. And, for the record, my cat likes Christmas music.
December 16, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Technically true, but only because anytime you put any kind of music on, probably somewhere a kitten is dying. And, for the record, my cat likes Christmas music.
And if not that, Access Hollywood for sure. He's got to be over 100 different things that any one of which would've ended any other politician's career. It's just so unfathomable.
December 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
And if not that, Access Hollywood for sure. He's got to be over 100 different things that any one of which would've ended any other politician's career. It's just so unfathomable.
Because they are as awful as he is and, until he came along, we had no idea just how awful so many of our fellow Americans are.
December 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Because they are as awful as he is and, until he came along, we had no idea just how awful so many of our fellow Americans are.
Coincidentally, conservatives cling to the myth that uneducated snap judgments make them superior.
December 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Coincidentally, conservatives cling to the myth that uneducated snap judgments make them superior.
Oh, fuck. I didn't even think about that. It'll be like Jesus. They'll see him appearing on toast and other random shit for decades.
December 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Oh, fuck. I didn't even think about that. It'll be like Jesus. They'll see him appearing on toast and other random shit for decades.
Trump's insanity is topped only by the insanity of those who rush to his defense.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Trump's insanity is topped only by the insanity of those who rush to his defense.
Thanks. I'll check that out.
December 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Thanks. I'll check that out.
Reposted by The Blue Man
There’s no filling the emotional hole.
It’s just empty luxury.
I used to guard the very wealthy at parties. I gotta tell you, it is not like the magazines and tv.
Much more boring and basic than you think. Image is everything and you can tell these people are exhausted trying to live up to it.
It’s just empty luxury.
I used to guard the very wealthy at parties. I gotta tell you, it is not like the magazines and tv.
Much more boring and basic than you think. Image is everything and you can tell these people are exhausted trying to live up to it.
December 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
There’s no filling the emotional hole.
It’s just empty luxury.
I used to guard the very wealthy at parties. I gotta tell you, it is not like the magazines and tv.
Much more boring and basic than you think. Image is everything and you can tell these people are exhausted trying to live up to it.
It’s just empty luxury.
I used to guard the very wealthy at parties. I gotta tell you, it is not like the magazines and tv.
Much more boring and basic than you think. Image is everything and you can tell these people are exhausted trying to live up to it.
I'm not convinced an unredacted version will ever get released. Maybe after Trump is dead, and then the refrain will be, "He's dead. Let's move on." Anything to keep the stain off their party.
December 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I'm not convinced an unredacted version will ever get released. Maybe after Trump is dead, and then the refrain will be, "He's dead. Let's move on." Anything to keep the stain off their party.
He was very outspoken against Trump. You wonder if there's a connection there... some crazed Trump supporter or something.
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
He was very outspoken against Trump. You wonder if there's a connection there... some crazed Trump supporter or something.
You will assimilate. Resistance is futile.
a man wearing a robotic helmet has the word assimilate written on his face
ALT: a man wearing a robotic helmet has the word assimilate written on his face
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December 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
You will assimilate. Resistance is futile.
I can't be the only one who initially read that as "eating a lingerie noodle." 🤔🤦🏻♂️😆
December 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I can't be the only one who initially read that as "eating a lingerie noodle." 🤔🤦🏻♂️😆
Sometimes, I do that, but sometimes, the post (even when it's real) is so new that there are not yet media articles about it to be found on Google.
December 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Sometimes, I do that, but sometimes, the post (even when it's real) is so new that there are not yet media articles about it to be found on Google.
In consideration of Poe's Law, how else do you know if it's real?
December 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
In consideration of Poe's Law, how else do you know if it's real?
That's a fair point. Living under the Trump regime is certainly causing stress overload for a lot of people, which can adversely affect cognitive functioning. We're all going to be so burnt out, frazzled, and potentially have PTSD by the time this is all over.
December 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
That's a fair point. Living under the Trump regime is certainly causing stress overload for a lot of people, which can adversely affect cognitive functioning. We're all going to be so burnt out, frazzled, and potentially have PTSD by the time this is all over.
Every time you post these fake Trump posts, you force people to go to his Truth Social page to find out if it's real, thus generating revenue for him. Maybe don't do that.
December 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Every time you post these fake Trump posts, you force people to go to his Truth Social page to find out if it's real, thus generating revenue for him. Maybe don't do that.
I don't think people are getting dumber. We're just hearing from the dumb ones more often now. The internet not only gave them a platform, but a means to validate one another, where their stupidity had previously been shamed into silence.
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I don't think people are getting dumber. We're just hearing from the dumb ones more often now. The internet not only gave them a platform, but a means to validate one another, where their stupidity had previously been shamed into silence.
... and wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.
December 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
... and wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.