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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 14h

Heavens

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 16h

O hey I have the scrambler version of that bike

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 17h

Being a personal trainer is kinda spooky

I spend like half of the day visualizing skeletons

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 1d

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 1d

You ever come back from the grocery store and start weeping and not really know why

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 1d

<-- this bitch finally has health insurance

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 1d

Fashion moves in cycles, but the cycle is growing shorter. It used to be that fashions from 25 years ago came back, but it shortened to 20 and then 15. Just saw a post about returning trends from 2016. Soon we will be revisiting the present as it happens, before finally bringing back the future

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 2d

Unfortunately my priority hookup demographic right now is basically people who would be harassed off of grindr in seconds

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 2d

Everyone on tinder in my area is like "Long term, open to short. Looking for adventures! Take me out for cocktails and let me pet your dog. I do not read or reply to texts" and everyone on feeld has a profile that's 1000 words and includes their entire medical history for some reason

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 2d

Every day I have a moment where I go "I need to fuck or I'll die" and I open bluesky to post about it for some reason, see some story about like, ICE agents firebombing an elementary school or something, and then I'm like "actually skip the fuck, I'll go ahead and just die"

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 4d

There were two different incredible shows tonight and I ditched both in order to go skinny dipping in a freezing river and howl at the full moon with some lesbians

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 3d

The cool thing about historic protest movements is that their methods work forever. It's a good thing nobody ever thinks to create infrastructure to counter successful tactics or does cultural propaganda to promote the efficaciousness of the most toothless and containable aspects of past movements

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 3d

What are some good names for a snake cult? Getting a head start on the paperwork

Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 29d

If I reach 1k followers I will start a snake cult in real life

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 3d

I'm sold

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 3d

What's the policy on me putting my butt on there these days

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 4d

There were two different incredible shows tonight and I ditched both in order to go skinny dipping in a freezing river and howl at the full moon with some lesbians

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 4d

One of my favorite genres of guy is Guy Who Looks Like My Buddy Ian, The Bassist From Skankin' Pickle. I see a guy in his 40s and I'm like "Hey, he looks like My Buddy Ian, The Bassist From Skankin' Pickle" and then I remember Ian is 10000 years old and go "ah, nvm actually"

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 4d

A good reason to take up flossing right after you eat is that the bits in your teeth are still Bonus Food and haven't had time to decay into Mouth Trash

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 4d

I usually suggest "juvenile ostrich" for comedy reasons

My favorite shape changer is the green heron - my ex boyfriend screamed the first time he saw one do the neck trick

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 4d

Near bodies of water, there's also compact storage mode

A great blue heron, folded up and perched on a branch, photographed through binoculars

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 4d

I forgot where Mao said power grows out of. It was probably oral arguments tho, right

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 4d

Certain safety features are missing from my motorcycle outfit for leg day at the gym (can't wear pants, thighs would explode them off)

A woman with a jacket over a gym singlet, her thighs are bulging dramatically and she looks smug

The same woman, now wearing a motorcycle helmet and facing away from the mirror

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 4d

We must presume it's about something else. Maybe he's pregnant

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 4d

I think the main effect that spending some time away from the t4t trans femme scene has had on me is a better fashion sense. No smoke but a lot of y'all dress like you just realized your dad can't stop you from shopping at Spencer's gifts

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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 4d

Guy outside on the corner doing mantis style kung fu got really embarrassed when he noticed me watching him

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