Eleanor from outside
@theboatfromjaws.bsky.social
weightlifting, birds, lewds
Pinned
Anyway, I'm a 40 year old trans woman, take better care of your health and just start the damn hormones already
My boyfriend is so cute it drives me completely insane
December 6, 2025 at 8:29 AM
My boyfriend is so cute it drives me completely insane
vibe goals
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
vibe goals
i am so unable to concentrate this week that i've been like "does ADHD actually get this bad, or did i have some kind of stroke?"
December 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i am so unable to concentrate this week that i've been like "does ADHD actually get this bad, or did i have some kind of stroke?"
my video game discourse take is that video games are bad
"What about when they're good?"
that's especially bad, because when a video game is good, it makes you want to play more video games (which are bad)
"What about when they're good?"
that's especially bad, because when a video game is good, it makes you want to play more video games (which are bad)
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
my video game discourse take is that video games are bad
"What about when they're good?"
that's especially bad, because when a video game is good, it makes you want to play more video games (which are bad)
"What about when they're good?"
that's especially bad, because when a video game is good, it makes you want to play more video games (which are bad)
Reposted by Eleanor from outside
I'm a woman of my word. Spread this far and wide, it'll be gone in a few days
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I'm a woman of my word. Spread this far and wide, it'll be gone in a few days
Lord grant me one month of Perfect Butt Hole Discipline
December 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Lord grant me one month of Perfect Butt Hole Discipline
One of the lessons that many folks took from the twitter exodus was "only look at your followers feed and don't follow people who post stuff that ruins your day" but a lot of y'all will not reach enlightenment until you make it to "don't follow people who respond to stuff that ruins your day"
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
One of the lessons that many folks took from the twitter exodus was "only look at your followers feed and don't follow people who post stuff that ruins your day" but a lot of y'all will not reach enlightenment until you make it to "don't follow people who respond to stuff that ruins your day"
Wanna see a funny thing you can do with pectoral muscles
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Wanna see a funny thing you can do with pectoral muscles
Gloomy day outfit
December 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Gloomy day outfit
Staying friends with your exes is cool but it turns out that my exes form the majority stakeholders of my friend group right now and that makes some of my shenanigans pretty awkward
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Staying friends with your exes is cool but it turns out that my exes form the majority stakeholders of my friend group right now and that makes some of my shenanigans pretty awkward
I'm a woman of my word. Spread this far and wide, it'll be gone in a few days
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I'm a woman of my word. Spread this far and wide, it'll be gone in a few days
It's like how the martini is the best cocktail because you can make substitutions. For instance in my homebrew martini recipe, instead of gin and vermouth, we just use root beer. This goes to show how versatile the martini is
One of my favorite D&D defenses is about how you can have a great time if you don't follow the rules, or homebrew your own stuff, unlike other ttrpgs where such things are inconceivable
December 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It's like how the martini is the best cocktail because you can make substitutions. For instance in my homebrew martini recipe, instead of gin and vermouth, we just use root beer. This goes to show how versatile the martini is
One of my favorite D&D defenses is about how you can have a great time if you don't follow the rules, or homebrew your own stuff, unlike other ttrpgs where such things are inconceivable
December 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
One of my favorite D&D defenses is about how you can have a great time if you don't follow the rules, or homebrew your own stuff, unlike other ttrpgs where such things are inconceivable
When I picked my handle I was thinking of it in opposition to how people used to say they're "from the internet", but now I've come to favor reading it like a script annotation.
Think of all my posts as quotes prefaced w/ "Eleanor, from outside:" as though I'm posting from just outside your house
Think of all my posts as quotes prefaced w/ "Eleanor, from outside:" as though I'm posting from just outside your house
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
When I picked my handle I was thinking of it in opposition to how people used to say they're "from the internet", but now I've come to favor reading it like a script annotation.
Think of all my posts as quotes prefaced w/ "Eleanor, from outside:" as though I'm posting from just outside your house
Think of all my posts as quotes prefaced w/ "Eleanor, from outside:" as though I'm posting from just outside your house
"What's your greatest weakness?" I waste a lot of time imagining scenarios that never happen, like being asked inane interview questions
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"What's your greatest weakness?" I waste a lot of time imagining scenarios that never happen, like being asked inane interview questions
I'll post tits if I don't see any Spotify wrapped posts from mutuals this year
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'll post tits if I don't see any Spotify wrapped posts from mutuals this year
Charles Aznable
December 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Charles Aznable
For medical reasons right now I'm on a diet that's like no alcohol, no red meat, no lactose (esp cheese), nothing spicy or greasy, plus avoid caffeine, stimulants and processed grains like bread or pasta. So my question is mainly what the point of living is
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
For medical reasons right now I'm on a diet that's like no alcohol, no red meat, no lactose (esp cheese), nothing spicy or greasy, plus avoid caffeine, stimulants and processed grains like bread or pasta. So my question is mainly what the point of living is
Gamers
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Gamers
I was joking about how I can't take photos near my windows because my view is too doxxable and a friend asked what made it that way and then proceeded to find my exact apartment from just a description of the view out my window 😖
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I was joking about how I can't take photos near my windows because my view is too doxxable and a friend asked what made it that way and then proceeded to find my exact apartment from just a description of the view out my window 😖
Neat, after a couple weeks of healing nicely following surgery, I did something to fuck it up and my chronic pain situation is back as bad as ever. If you need me I'll be in the Negative Zone
November 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Neat, after a couple weeks of healing nicely following surgery, I did something to fuck it up and my chronic pain situation is back as bad as ever. If you need me I'll be in the Negative Zone
I FINALLY SAW A HOODED MERGANSER
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I FINALLY SAW A HOODED MERGANSER
Genuinely this was more entertaining than most of the comedies I've seen in theaters
I might be a little late to the party here but I just watched Sherlock Jr. and this Buster Keaton chap has me in stitches, he's gonna be big for sure
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Genuinely this was more entertaining than most of the comedies I've seen in theaters
I might be a little late to the party here but I just watched Sherlock Jr. and this Buster Keaton chap has me in stitches, he's gonna be big for sure
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I might be a little late to the party here but I just watched Sherlock Jr. and this Buster Keaton chap has me in stitches, he's gonna be big for sure
"The kids are calling them blitzballs. Somebody put one in a birthday cake for a 12 year old and the whole party ended up playing soccer... underwater."
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"The kids are calling them blitzballs. Somebody put one in a birthday cake for a 12 year old and the whole party ended up playing soccer... underwater."