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Jasmin🌸

@theboobtaster.bsky.social

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doctor who obsessed lesbian and woke gen z girl. i hate americans with a passion. she/her - 22yo - german 🇩🇪 instagram: jasmellody

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · Jan 18

“trans agenda” is how Super Mario would say transgender

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 5m

different colours though so it’s like a reverse flash thing

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 20m

because equity and human rights feel like a threat to rich people. they want commoners who can be tricked and manipulated to serve them. it’s unfortunately always in the interest of them to preserve the current status or revert it

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 26m

“Make Britain Great Again” is crazy. I can’t wait for “Make Germany Great Again”. politics are so fucked up

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 46m

why do they look like doctor who villains

Meet tge young tories dreaming of a bright blue future

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 46m

what americans feels when they see this is what the british felt when the american version of the office was made

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 46m

why do they look like doctor who villains

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 58m

this is where my hatred for authority and the elite began

Pokemon Red: this isn’t the time to use that

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1h

skibidi toilet

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1h

if nobody got me i know gengar got me. can i get an amen 🙏

Gengar and my player character in Pokemon Violet

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1h

I respect that. 174 btw

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1h

everyone is confusing me. they’re saying it’s short but statistics say it’s perfectly in the average range

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1h

you changed your bluesky name to marghost because of october and want to talk to me about bad names

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1h

sorry i’m neurodivergent so i feel the need to point out that, statistically, it’s not

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1h

it’s the aura tina gives off

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1h

Long cool woman in a black dress

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1h

when i say i’m lesbian and they ask me what my type is

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1h

“what are you good at?”

gay woman: “nothing” (she can play 3 instruments, speak 5 languages, knows how to code and won a yugioh tournament 8 years ago)

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 3h

i have adhd and the universe always makes it so the women i date are autistic. it’s destiny

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 3h

worst person you have ever met: “oh yeah i’m kind of a people pleaser haha”

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 8h

so trueeee

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 8h

i am so obsessed with this pokemon

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 15h

i like scizor because it’s a scissor pokemon and i am lesbian

Scizor and my player character in Pokemon Violet

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 15h

😦

Shiny Gyarados and mu character in pokemon violet

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · Dec 12

I had no idea that bread is a problem for us trans women

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 20h

average post on r/trans:

“can i still be trans if my favourite pokemon is garchomp? mtf btw”

Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 1d

i know we all like the old pokemon rivals more, but your rival being like “you suck at this” after getting obliterated by your gyarados was always embarrassing.

the newer ones at least acknowledge that you’re the fucking master at this shit