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thecard.bsky.social
The Card
@thecard.bsky.social
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Creator of a depressing comic strip. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 4h
“Can’t stop, won’t stop.”
- My intrusive thoughts
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 11h
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 12h
"Can you beer me now?"
- The Verizon guy when times are tough
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 12h
It'd be pretty cool if Hugh Laurie got himself arrested just to generate a slew of "HOUSE ARREST" taglines.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 12h
Nope, but I very much appreciate you taking the time to ask.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 14h
Just call me the cost of living, because I’m spiraling out of control.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 15h
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 15h
Charlie Brown and the football, except it's me as a kid clinging to the belief that the next Simpsons game would be the *good* Simpsons game.
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 16h
#OnThisDay October 12, 1992, "The Simpsons: Bart's Nightmare" was released in North America by Sculptured Software for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. #TheSimpsons
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 16h
The agnostic cut of the ninth Friday the 13th film is entitled "Jason Goes to Hell. Or He Rots in the Ground. Who's to Say?"
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 16h
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 17h
Sure, I'm unhinged, but not in an "inexplicably get elected president twice" way.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 19h
'Bout to install Windows 11 like
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ALT: Jim Carey Good Afternoon GIF
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
LOL! It honestly wasn’t that funny (like most of my stuff).
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
Abstained from making a joke I thought was in poor taste, and I don’t even know who I am anymore.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
This was pretty much the GOAT when it came to direct-to-video sequels. It took a lot of inspiration from the Timon & Pumbaa TV series, which was also quite good.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
They took the second “C” out of “CDC.”
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Lyndsey @lyndseydoob.bsky.social · 1d
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
😂😂😂
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
Feeing angry about feeling sad, and feeing sad about feeling angry.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
😂😂😂
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
From 2023. Yesterday was World Mental Health Day, so
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
First AND foremost? In this economy?
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