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Prince Derek Doll ™ 🌹🤴🏾❣️ Entertainer | Advocate | Entreprenuer “𝙸’𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑!” IG/SC: thederekdoll http://thederekdoll.com
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Tested out my new Fade King clippers and The Beard Club straight razor this morning — How’d I do?! 💈💇🏾‍♂️🫣

#fnf #fdf #fvf #fcf #facecard
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A little motivational pep talk to start your day!! #ChooseJoy ✨🌟✨
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That thang got THREE balls on it and ya tal—
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Happy Hump Day! ⏰🍑🐪
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Dolly the Stallion loading…
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These days if you fart around the right person, you may end up married. Nighas is FREAKS! 😭
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Today I rescind every unconscious agreement I’ve made that no longer serves me — the ones rooted in fear, lack, or survival. I release them all and reclaim my energy, my peace, and my power. I don’t give a damn who they were with — myself included. Consider it VOID. Amen & Asé. ✨🙏🏿 ✨
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I’m not judging you, I’m just assessing. From my evaluation of that skeet, I summize you enjoy snacking on crayons and ya dick big. There’s a monthly check for you somewhere! 😭🫠🤣
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St. Peter must’ve started back drinking on the job because this shit don’t make sense. I need to talk to Jesus about wtf going on up there because the list is NOT listing and the gates are not being kept!! 🧐
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My grandmother was an English teacher so she would have corrected this immediately… sound the letters out from beginning to end, and you’ll find the true sound of those words. 🤣
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I usually “go to bed” around 4/5am… that’s early right?! 🥴
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I guess if I go to bed early I will "get enough sleep" or whatever 🙄