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Prince Derek Doll ™ 🌹🤴🏾❣️ Entertainer | Advocate | Entreprenuer “𝙸’𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑!” IG/SC: thederekdoll http://thederekdoll.com

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 18d

Tested out my new Fade King clippers and The Beard Club straight razor this morning — How’d I do?! 💈💇🏾‍♂️🫣

#fnf #fdf #fvf #fcf #facecard

U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 4h

Ayeee!!

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 4h

Is it? Thank ya ☺️

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 4h

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 5h

A little motivational pep talk to start your day!! #ChooseJoy ✨🌟✨

U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 5h

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 5h

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 6h

That thang got THREE balls on it and ya tal—

U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 6h

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 6h

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 6h

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 6h

Happy Hump Day! ⏰🍑🐪

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 6d

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 14h

Morehouse? Band?!

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 14h

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 16h

These days if you fart around the right person, you may end up married. Nighas is FREAKS! 😭

U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 17h

Today I rescind every unconscious agreement I’ve made that no longer serves me — the ones rooted in fear, lack, or survival. I release them all and reclaim my energy, my peace, and my power. I don’t give a damn who they were with — myself included. Consider it VOID. Amen & Asé. ✨🙏🏿 ✨

U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 17h

I’m not judging you, I’m just assessing. From my evaluation of that skeet, I summize you enjoy snacking on crayons and ya dick big. There’s a monthly check for you somewhere! 😭🫠🤣

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 17h

St. Peter must’ve started back drinking on the job because this shit don’t make sense. I need to talk to Jesus about wtf going on up there because the list is NOT listing and the gates are not being kept!! 🧐

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 17h

My grandmother was an English teacher so she would have corrected this immediately… sound the letters out from beginning to end, and you’ll find the true sound of those words. 🤣

U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 18h

So your brain just be braining like that? All by itself?!

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 19h

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 19h

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 19h

Whatever edible you took was HITTIN! 🙂‍↕️

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U.S. Dept of Chaos @thederekdoll.com · 1d

I usually “go to bed” around 4/5am… that’s early right?! 🥴

💥 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @dangerousotter.bsky.social · 1d

I guess if I go to bed early I will "get enough sleep" or whatever 🙄