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Entertainer | Advocate | Entreprenuer
“𝙸’𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑!”
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@thederekdoll.com
· Apr 8
Happy birthday to ME! 🥳🎂
May the next year make me an insufferable success story of love, service, and freedom! 🌹
May the next year make me an insufferable success story of love, service, and freedom! 🌹
One time for the boys with the megamind vibes 👽
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 AM
One time for the boys with the megamind vibes 👽
Whitney Houston has NO BUSINESS being dead. 😑
I remember this SNL Christmas Skit like it was yesterday… 🤣🤣🤣 A classic!
Whitney, girl… you should still be here! ❤️
Whitney, girl… you should still be here! ❤️
December 2, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Whitney Houston has NO BUSINESS being dead. 😑
I’ll never understand being “submissive” to a nigha that’s perpetually broke. Falling in love with potential is a trap and I want my people free! 🤏🏾😭
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I’ll never understand being “submissive” to a nigha that’s perpetually broke. Falling in love with potential is a trap and I want my people free! 🤏🏾😭
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Quote / Reply with yours 🤝🏾🤍🖤
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December 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Quote / Reply with yours 🤝🏾🤍🖤
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Just ate the last bowl of my gumbo… I hate to see it go. 😭
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Just ate the last bowl of my gumbo… I hate to see it go. 😭
May this be the season of peace and mutual understandings. 🙇🏾
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
May this be the season of peace and mutual understandings. 🙇🏾
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Aries are very direct and go after what they want.
Aries are fun to be around and down for whimsical adventures.
Aries are passionate friends and lovers.
Aries embrace change and aren’t afraid to start new ventures.
Aries are sexy as hell and excellent in bed.
Aries love a challenge.
Aries are fun to be around and down for whimsical adventures.
Aries are passionate friends and lovers.
Aries embrace change and aren’t afraid to start new ventures.
Aries are sexy as hell and excellent in bed.
Aries love a challenge.
Like, you barely see anyone focus on the positive traits of Aries. Or it’s always that Libras are liars, Virgos are deceitful, Tauruses are stubborn, etc.
Okay baby, but is there anything positive in the room with us???
Okay baby, but is there anything positive in the room with us???
December 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Aries are very direct and go after what they want.
Aries are fun to be around and down for whimsical adventures.
Aries are passionate friends and lovers.
Aries embrace change and aren’t afraid to start new ventures.
Aries are sexy as hell and excellent in bed.
Aries love a challenge.
Aries are fun to be around and down for whimsical adventures.
Aries are passionate friends and lovers.
Aries embrace change and aren’t afraid to start new ventures.
Aries are sexy as hell and excellent in bed.
Aries love a challenge.
In honor of World AIDS Day, here’s a look back at Queered Millennial’s The Ki (S2,E3) “HIV Disclosure” ❤️
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QUEERED Millennial: The KI- Season 2 - EP3, HIV Disclosure
YouTube video by Julian Rodriguez
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December 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
In honor of World AIDS Day, here’s a look back at Queered Millennial’s The Ki (S2,E3) “HIV Disclosure” ❤️
youtu.be/A0SU7qoPf6g?...
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Trump said that World AIDS Day should no longer be recognized…
SO TF WHAT?!
We don’t need his permission to do a fuckass thing and that’s the part that keeps going over people’s heads. The President of the United States is a public servant — he works for US. Not the other way around. 🤏🏾🤨
SO TF WHAT?!
We don’t need his permission to do a fuckass thing and that’s the part that keeps going over people’s heads. The President of the United States is a public servant — he works for US. Not the other way around. 🤏🏾🤨
a man sits at a desk in front of a computer and a bulletin board with a map on it
ALT: a man sits at a desk in front of a computer and a bulletin board with a map on it
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December 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Trump said that World AIDS Day should no longer be recognized…
SO TF WHAT?!
We don’t need his permission to do a fuckass thing and that’s the part that keeps going over people’s heads. The President of the United States is a public servant — he works for US. Not the other way around. 🤏🏾🤨
SO TF WHAT?!
We don’t need his permission to do a fuckass thing and that’s the part that keeps going over people’s heads. The President of the United States is a public servant — he works for US. Not the other way around. 🤏🏾🤨
My monthly horn (forehead pimple) is coming out which means it’s androcycle time. I’m about to be sleepier, hornier, more irritable, and antisocial for the next 7 days. Let me order my multivitamins NEOW!!
a baby girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face .
ALT: a baby girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face .
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December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My monthly horn (forehead pimple) is coming out which means it’s androcycle time. I’m about to be sleepier, hornier, more irritable, and antisocial for the next 7 days. Let me order my multivitamins NEOW!!
An Aries with a message to the Leo lovers. My, my, my… yes, Tamar! 😮💨
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Letter to a Leo by Tamar Braxton on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:06
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December 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
An Aries with a message to the Leo lovers. My, my, my… yes, Tamar! 😮💨
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You never know what people are going through on the other side of the phone. I know MILLIONS of people can relate to this, so I think it’s time to just lay it all out on the table. 🤏🏾😪
December 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
You never know what people are going through on the other side of the phone. I know MILLIONS of people can relate to this, so I think it’s time to just lay it all out on the table. 🤏🏾😪
We’ve know Monica and Brandy to be R&B royalty of our generation, but our Forever First Lady truly is a cultural icon!! I love how unapologetically rooted and in tune she is!! Always the moment! 👏🏿😍
Michelle Obama looks beautiful with Brandy & Monica at their ‘The Boy is Mine’ tour in D.C.
December 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
We’ve know Monica and Brandy to be R&B royalty of our generation, but our Forever First Lady truly is a cultural icon!! I love how unapologetically rooted and in tune she is!! Always the moment! 👏🏿😍
My cat has had her own Instagram for years, but I forgot about it until this popped up in my camera roll memories! Yesss Ms. Tokyo! 🐈
December 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My cat has had her own Instagram for years, but I forgot about it until this popped up in my camera roll memories! Yesss Ms. Tokyo! 🐈
Hey hey! This can be tough season for those battling anxiety and depressive disorders, grief, and/or ego death. Below is one of my favorite reality anchoring exercises! LET’S TRY IT! 🧘🏾♂️
Look around and name:
• 5 things you see
• 4 you can touch
• 3 you hear
• 2 you can smell
• 1 you can taste
Look around and name:
• 5 things you see
• 4 you can touch
• 3 you hear
• 2 you can smell
• 1 you can taste
a silhouette of a person sitting on the beach at sunset
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December 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Hey hey! This can be tough season for those battling anxiety and depressive disorders, grief, and/or ego death. Below is one of my favorite reality anchoring exercises! LET’S TRY IT! 🧘🏾♂️
Look around and name:
• 5 things you see
• 4 you can touch
• 3 you hear
• 2 you can smell
• 1 you can taste
Look around and name:
• 5 things you see
• 4 you can touch
• 3 you hear
• 2 you can smell
• 1 you can taste
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Baby, no. 😢
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Baby, no. 😢
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Is tomorrow Friday? 😩
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Is tomorrow Friday? 😩
Glinda is dumb. How you sing in the rain with Elphaba but think a bucket of water really killed her?!! 🤣
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Glinda is dumb. How you sing in the rain with Elphaba but think a bucket of water really killed her?!! 🤣
Now who told them to schedule a meeting on the Monday after Thanksgiving?! I’m still recovering from a food coma heaux! 😭
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Now who told them to schedule a meeting on the Monday after Thanksgiving?! I’m still recovering from a food coma heaux! 😭
Just found out my pastor died the day before Thanksgiving. 😓
December 1, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Just found out my pastor died the day before Thanksgiving. 😓
Every human being is basically cousins because humanity was birthed through one womb. Ya mama’s ya cousin. Ya daddy’s ya cousin. Ya siblings are your cousins. Your friends, enemies, coworkers? Cousins. Your cousins are your cousins. That’s crazy. 🍃💨😵💫
snoop dogg is wearing a tuxedo and bow tie and a head scarf .
ALT: snoop dogg is wearing a tuxedo and bow tie and a head scarf .
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December 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Every human being is basically cousins because humanity was birthed through one womb. Ya mama’s ya cousin. Ya daddy’s ya cousin. Ya siblings are your cousins. Your friends, enemies, coworkers? Cousins. Your cousins are your cousins. That’s crazy. 🍃💨😵💫
“Give it up for Erica one time. She’s a slutty ass bitch. She like to eat pussy. Suck dick. She’s a great mother… that’s number one! If you’re a great mother and you love to suck pussy and dick that’s GREAT!” 😁🎤
Joseline really be saying anything. 😭😂🤣 #JoselinesCabaret
Joseline really be saying anything. 😭😂🤣 #JoselinesCabaret
a skeleton is standing in front of a window in a dark room
ALT: a skeleton is standing in front of a window in a dark room
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December 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
“Give it up for Erica one time. She’s a slutty ass bitch. She like to eat pussy. Suck dick. She’s a great mother… that’s number one! If you’re a great mother and you love to suck pussy and dick that’s GREAT!” 😁🎤
Joseline really be saying anything. 😭😂🤣 #JoselinesCabaret
Joseline really be saying anything. 😭😂🤣 #JoselinesCabaret