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Prince Derek Doll ™ 🌹🤴🏾❣️
Entertainer | Advocate | Entreprenuer
“𝙸’𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑!”
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http://thederekdoll.com
Entertainer | Advocate | Entreprenuer
“𝙸’𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑!”
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· Apr 8
Happy birthday to ME! 🥳🎂
May the next year make me an insufferable success story of love, service, and freedom! 🌹
May the next year make me an insufferable success story of love, service, and freedom! 🌹
Popeyes.
I want some damn Popeyes. 😭🍗
I want some damn Popeyes. 😭🍗
November 22, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Popeyes.
I want some damn Popeyes. 😭🍗
I want some damn Popeyes. 😭🍗
OMG I want some [redacted]. 😭
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November 22, 2025 at 8:52 AM
OMG I want some [redacted]. 😭
Going to a housewarming and then going to see Wicked: For Good tomorrow… let me take my ass to sleep before the only thing I attend is this damn bed! 😣
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Going to a housewarming and then going to see Wicked: For Good tomorrow… let me take my ass to sleep before the only thing I attend is this damn bed! 😣
One of the best feelings in the world is performing your music live and seeing people in the crowd performing it back to you as if they created it. I miss it. I really do. 😔
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 AM
One of the best feelings in the world is performing your music live and seeing people in the crowd performing it back to you as if they created it. I miss it. I really do. 😔
What an amazing night for the culture!!! Everybody’s mic was ON and the lewks were LEWKING!! 10/10!! 🙌🏾🤩 #TheBoyIsMineTour
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
What an amazing night for the culture!!! Everybody’s mic was ON and the lewks were LEWKING!! 10/10!! 🙌🏾🤩 #TheBoyIsMineTour
Brandy, Monica, Kelly, Patti, Ne-Yo, and Lola Brooke — all in one night?! They ate that!! 👌🏾😩
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Brandy, Monica, Kelly, Patti, Ne-Yo, and Lola Brooke — all in one night?! They ate that!! 👌🏾😩
“Call my vape” is the funniest shit I heard all night 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
“Call my vape” is the funniest shit I heard all night 🤣
Heading down to the Brandy and Monica concert to see if they’re still arguing over the trade that actually belongs to me. 🤏🏾😌
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Heading down to the Brandy and Monica concert to see if they’re still arguing over the trade that actually belongs to me. 🤏🏾😌
Café Bustelo be working overtime, don’t it!?!? ☕️🥴
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Café Bustelo be working overtime, don’t it!?!? ☕️🥴
And here I am just telling mine “No.”
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My coworkers wanted to hang out after work today, and I told them I had plans.
The gym were the plans.
The gym were the plans.
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
And here I am just telling mine “No.”
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Life comes at you fast… but I’m gone catch it every time! 😎
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Life comes at you fast… but I’m gone catch it every time! 😎
Good afternoon to Brandy & Monica ONLY!! 👋🏾🤩
November 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Good afternoon to Brandy & Monica ONLY!! 👋🏾🤩
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I abide by a lot of the Christian principles I was raised with, but mine don’t include turning the other cheek — and you only getting forgiven ONCE!! We go eye for an eye until we both blind around here baby!
In the vein of Nene Leakes, “THIS AIN’T JESUS!” 🤏🏾🙂↔️
In the vein of Nene Leakes, “THIS AIN’T JESUS!” 🤏🏾🙂↔️
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November 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I abide by a lot of the Christian principles I was raised with, but mine don’t include turning the other cheek — and you only getting forgiven ONCE!! We go eye for an eye until we both blind around here baby!
In the vein of Nene Leakes, “THIS AIN’T JESUS!” 🤏🏾🙂↔️
In the vein of Nene Leakes, “THIS AIN’T JESUS!” 🤏🏾🙂↔️
When I was younger, I was naive enough to stay in violent relationships because I thought I was sent to heal them… All that got me was bruises and a night in jail.
Now the only type of violence I tolerate in relationships is the beating of meats. DASSIT!! ✋🏾😳
Now the only type of violence I tolerate in relationships is the beating of meats. DASSIT!! ✋🏾😳
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
When I was younger, I was naive enough to stay in violent relationships because I thought I was sent to heal them… All that got me was bruises and a night in jail.
Now the only type of violence I tolerate in relationships is the beating of meats. DASSIT!! ✋🏾😳
Now the only type of violence I tolerate in relationships is the beating of meats. DASSIT!! ✋🏾😳
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Self
Home
Work
Craft
School
— pits of hell —
Nighas and their baggage
Home
Work
Craft
School
— pits of hell —
Nighas and their baggage
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Self
Home
Work
Craft
School
— pits of hell —
Nighas and their baggage
Home
Work
Craft
School
— pits of hell —
Nighas and their baggage
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#ChadwickBoseman's shoes are placed on his Hollywood Walk of Fame star by his wife Simone Ledward-Boseman, while Michael B. Jordan, Viola Davis, Ryan Coogler, Letitia Wright and Boseman's family join together for a group photo with the star.
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
#ChadwickBoseman's shoes are placed on his Hollywood Walk of Fame star by his wife Simone Ledward-Boseman, while Michael B. Jordan, Viola Davis, Ryan Coogler, Letitia Wright and Boseman's family join together for a group photo with the star.
This how I be pulling his meat when it ain’t hard yet 🤣😅😂
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November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This how I be pulling his meat when it ain’t hard yet 🤣😅😂
I’m gone be high as giraffe pussy at this concert tomorrow.
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I’m gone be high as giraffe pussy at this concert tomorrow.
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Dear Chaos, you're not a bus, but you stay taking the kids to skool.
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November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Dear Chaos, you're not a bus, but you stay taking the kids to skool.
My father and I have been working on our relationship over the past few years. I always thought he was ashamed of me. He finally admitted that he wasn’t embarrassed about me dating men, he just didn’t expect me to be into ugly nighas. 🥹 I—
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My father and I have been working on our relationship over the past few years. I always thought he was ashamed of me. He finally admitted that he wasn’t embarrassed about me dating men, he just didn’t expect me to be into ugly nighas. 🥹 I—
I had to explain to my heaux ass cousin what inflation was, so I told her it’s when the value of the U.S. dollar decreases while the price of pussy increases. 📉🤏🏾🫠
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November 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I had to explain to my heaux ass cousin what inflation was, so I told her it’s when the value of the U.S. dollar decreases while the price of pussy increases. 📉🤏🏾🫠
People didn’t appreciate this era of Brandy enough for me!!
November 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
People didn’t appreciate this era of Brandy enough for me!!
No one person should have an 100% share of your emotional availability. It’s not even reasonable, logical, nor sustainable unless you have absolutely no family, friends, or causes you care about. Stop doing it and stop expecting it from others — it’s simply not practical.
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November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
No one person should have an 100% share of your emotional availability. It’s not even reasonable, logical, nor sustainable unless you have absolutely no family, friends, or causes you care about. Stop doing it and stop expecting it from others — it’s simply not practical.
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The next election should include slap boxing matches. I need a President that got HANDS!! 👋🏾😭
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The next election should include slap boxing matches. I need a President that got HANDS!! 👋🏾😭