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Greg Jensen
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Little Caesars aficionado. I talk about advertising, technology, the #mntwins, Minnesota Vikings, Microsoft and solving the climate crisis.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · Nov 18
"Let them call me rebel and welcome, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul by swearing allegiance to one whose character is that of a sottish, stupid, stubborn, worthless, brutish man."

-Thomas Paine
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 22h
Good morning, everyone. Make sure you find the time to bunt at least once today.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 1d
Have a nice flight home, Detroit 😂
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 1d
There we go!
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 1d
This Jorge Polanco walk-off is going to be sweet.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 1d
As a Twins fan, I could've told her that.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 1d
That Bud Light they've been wheeling back and forth between clubhouses in preparation for the celebration has to be warm AF by now.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 1d
Tarik Skubal couldn't even make it halfway through tonight's game, and I'm supposed to believe he's elite?
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 1d
Here it comes
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 1d
Maybe Cal Raleigh can put down a walk-off bunt here.
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Jason Collette @jasoncollette.bsky.social · 1d
“Sir, are you thinking about a dessert tonight?”

AJ: “have any bundt cake?”
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 1d
What exactly have multiple attempted bunts gotten either of these teams tonight?
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 1d
He is
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 1d
"I'm sorry. Still would have had the bunt on. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 1d
It's coming.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 1d
This Jorge Polanco walk-off is going to be sweet.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 1d
There is only one true Señor Smoke. #mntwins
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 1d
What is the media's obsession with Skubal screaming?
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 1d
Look at the bright side. At least Fox only puts him on the biggest, most exciting games for all of us to enjoy!
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 1d
And has contempt for every single one of us for some reason.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 1d
John Smoltz would like a word.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 2d
What a night to be a Philly sports fan.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 2d
Simplified: The guy holding the baseball in the screenshot is about to have a very long flight home.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 2d
I knew you were a real one, Mike ✊
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 2d
I think I might have preferred something dumb like a walk-off balk or a pitch clock violation over what I just witnessed.
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Greg Jensen @thegregjensen.bsky.social · 2d
If you're having a bad day, just be glad you're not Orion Kerkering at this very moment.