Greg Jensen
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Little Caesars aficionado. I talk about advertising, technology, the #mntwins, Minnesota Vikings, Microsoft and solving the climate crisis.
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"Let them call me rebel and welcome, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul by swearing allegiance to one whose character is that of a sottish, stupid, stubborn, worthless, brutish man."

-Thomas Paine
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"If the challenge is loud, the call of duty is clear. We are called upon to stand up and be counted, for we have a duty, we have a clear and a compelling duty, to make it clear that America has not fallen and will not fall into the hands of extremists of any stripe."

-Lyndon B. Johnson
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By the time you get to the point where the Transportation Secretary is complaining about political protests, you know the administration is truly scared of the public backlash.
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Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."
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Good morning, everyone. Make sure you find the time to bunt at least once today.
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Have a nice flight home, Detroit 😂
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This Jorge Polanco walk-off is going to be sweet.
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As a Twins fan, I could've told her that.
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That Bud Light they've been wheeling back and forth between clubhouses in preparation for the celebration has to be warm AF by now.
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Tarik Skubal couldn't even make it halfway through tonight's game, and I'm supposed to believe he's elite?
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Maybe Cal Raleigh can put down a walk-off bunt here.
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“Sir, are you thinking about a dessert tonight?”

AJ: “have any bundt cake?”
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What exactly have multiple attempted bunts gotten either of these teams tonight?
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"I'm sorry. Still would have had the bunt on. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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This Jorge Polanco walk-off is going to be sweet.
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There is only one true Señor Smoke. #mntwins
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What is the media's obsession with Skubal screaming?
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Look at the bright side. At least Fox only puts him on the biggest, most exciting games for all of us to enjoy!
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And has contempt for every single one of us for some reason.
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John Smoltz would like a word.
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What a night to be a Philly sports fan.
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Simplified: The guy holding the baseball in the screenshot is about to have a very long flight home.
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I knew you were a real one, Mike ✊