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Greg Jensen
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Little Caesars aficionado. I talk about advertising, technology, the #mntwins, Minnesota Vikings, Microsoft and solving the climate crisis.
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"Let them call me rebel and welcome, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul by swearing allegiance to one whose character is that of a sottish, stupid, stubborn, worthless, brutish man."

-Thomas Paine
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December 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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When we fight Trump we can win. It's 2025's most important lesson.

New essay on the battle against Trumpism 👇
www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/when-we-fi...
When We Fight Trump We Can Win - 2025's Most Important Lesson
Republicans are growing weary of "defending the indefensible"
www.hopiumchronicles.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Please, I implore you. Kick the field goal and try to put a point on the board.
November 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Everyone on the Vikings defense deserves a hearty handshake for their efforts today. Minus a few missed tackles here and there, they've done just about everything you can ask for against a high-powered offense.
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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sim to draft
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Say what you want about Brosmer (he's bad), but his receivers haven't exactly done him a ton of favors today.
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
You think this is a bad quarterback situation? I'm still scarred by 2007. #Skol

"You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding."
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Are there any legitimate QB free agents or draft prospects to even look forward to in 2026?
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Do the Vikings practice
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
No one is going to get fired by the end of the season, and that feels at least a little bit surprising. #Skol
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Justin Jefferson may never get a real chance to catch a pass the rest of the season.
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Alright time to see what fresh horrors the Vikings offense has in store for us in the second half
November 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
And now the defense is broken. Yikes.
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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The Vikings' 2025 season feels summarized by the first takeaway in 14 quarters being followed up by the undrafted rookie quarterback being asked to roll out on 4th and 1 and underhand tossing a pick six from 85 yards out.
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"Sam Darnold might have Vikings fans wondering what could have been."

Sam Darnold in the first half:
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Not that it matters anymore, but that was the most blatant block in the back that didn't get called on that return. #Skol
November 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It's sad the Vikings are down by 10 after making Darnold look totally pedestrian in the first half. Really speaks to how lost they are on offense. #Skol
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Lol classic.
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Isaiah Rodgers trying to tackle players directly in front of him:
a man in a green and blue jacket is talking to another man
ALT: a man in a green and blue jacket is talking to another man
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I think I might hate missed tackles more than any other form of ineptitude in the NFL.
November 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Nice to see some sacks getting recorded early on today, even if tackling around the rest of the field is still cheeks. #Skol
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Catch the ball, please. #Skol
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The Carolina Panthers are proof that your fortunes can change more quickly than you think in the NFL.
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Scheme can only do so much for you. If you can't tackle, which the Vikings can't, it's going to be tough sledding.
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM