Greg Jensen
@thegregjensen.bsky.social
Little Caesars aficionado. I talk about advertising, technology, the #mntwins, Minnesota Vikings, Microsoft and solving the climate crisis.
You think this is a bad quarterback situation? I'm still scarred by 2007. #Skol
"You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding."
"You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding."
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
You think this is a bad quarterback situation? I'm still scarred by 2007. #Skol
"You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding."
"You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding."
"It can always get worse" final boss incoming.
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"It can always get worse" final boss incoming.
"Sam Darnold might have Vikings fans wondering what could have been."
Sam Darnold in the first half:
Sam Darnold in the first half:
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"Sam Darnold might have Vikings fans wondering what could have been."
Sam Darnold in the first half:
Sam Darnold in the first half:
Cut him some slack. Life's gotta be tough all the way down there when you've imagined yourself to be an alpha and are really just a short king who's angry at the world.
November 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Cut him some slack. Life's gotta be tough all the way down there when you've imagined yourself to be an alpha and are really just a short king who's angry at the world.
Man, doctoring videos to lie to blatantly to people sure deserves a better headline than this, right?
October 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Man, doctoring videos to lie to blatantly to people sure deserves a better headline than this, right?
Can someone at Wired or The Verge reach out to Microsoft to get a statement on how they feel about DHS using Halo memes to refer to immigrants as "the flood" (i.e., parasites)?
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October 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Can someone at Wired or The Verge reach out to Microsoft to get a statement on how they feel about DHS using Halo memes to refer to immigrants as "the flood" (i.e., parasites)?
@tomwarren.co.uk
@reckless.bsky.social
@lopatto.bsky.social
@dell.bsky.social
@brbarrett.bsky.social
@tomwarren.co.uk
@reckless.bsky.social
@lopatto.bsky.social
@dell.bsky.social
@brbarrett.bsky.social
I swear to god, some dudes lose their hair and can only cope with it by making everyone miserable with them.
October 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I swear to god, some dudes lose their hair and can only cope with it by making everyone miserable with them.
"Only if we understand can we care. Only if we care will we help. Only if we help shall they be saved." -Jane Goodall
A conservation champion and a beacon of hope for the future of our fellow creatures and our planet up until the very end. Such a heartbreaking loss, but what a life well lived.
A conservation champion and a beacon of hope for the future of our fellow creatures and our planet up until the very end. Such a heartbreaking loss, but what a life well lived.
October 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"Only if we understand can we care. Only if we care will we help. Only if we help shall they be saved." -Jane Goodall
A conservation champion and a beacon of hope for the future of our fellow creatures and our planet up until the very end. Such a heartbreaking loss, but what a life well lived.
A conservation champion and a beacon of hope for the future of our fellow creatures and our planet up until the very end. Such a heartbreaking loss, but what a life well lived.
To be fair, how do you effectively message to people with this level of brainrot?
September 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
To be fair, how do you effectively message to people with this level of brainrot?
Joe's new album is about to be lit 🔥
September 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Joe's new album is about to be lit 🔥
Here's a picture of my cat in a bowtie to give you some reprieve if only for just a moment.
September 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Here's a picture of my cat in a bowtie to give you some reprieve if only for just a moment.
"Surely, we can learn, at least, to look at those around us as fellow men, and surely we can begin to work a little harder to bind up the wounds among us and to become in our own hearts brothers and countrymen once again." -Robert F. Kennedy
September 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
"Surely, we can learn, at least, to look at those around us as fellow men, and surely we can begin to work a little harder to bind up the wounds among us and to become in our own hearts brothers and countrymen once again." -Robert F. Kennedy
JJ McCarthy in the fourth quarter:
September 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
JJ McCarthy in the fourth quarter:
I have no idea if you have a positive or negative relationship with the Vikings (either one is understandable all things considered), but I'm happy to chip in to support the worthy cause and in honor of your time with the Vikes as they get ready for kickoff. Skol!
September 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I have no idea if you have a positive or negative relationship with the Vikings (either one is understandable all things considered), but I'm happy to chip in to support the worthy cause and in honor of your time with the Vikes as they get ready for kickoff. Skol!
