Natashaaaaargh Kindred
@thehoursgodsends.bsky.social
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Problems merchant - international shipping • Poet and artist in triumphant distress • Reliquary archives a specialty • World's worst Catholic since 2023 ❤️‍🔥 Does howtheemailfoundme.bsky.social https://allthehoursgodsends.wordpress.com
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Me: sorry I only work here I don’t own the building.

Energy provider: ok, is there a site manager around I can talk to?

Me: he…can’t come to the phone right now actually
A reliquary containing a relic of St Francis of Assisi
thehoursgodsends.bsky.social
Tramadol really is an interesting drug. At some point in the night I met myself from the future and bought a second hand banjo.
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howtheemailfoundme.bsky.social
The email has found me blending in seamlessly at the conference, vast hat covering my auxiliary eyes. I extend a friendly tendril to the facilitator. ‘Fortuitous time allocation, ape, commence bonding! I too enjoy the consumption of essential minerals.’ I’m nailing it.
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It will be when I’ve finished with it
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assisiproject.com
"Love for the Lord is one with love for the poor (5)." #PopeLeoXIV #DilexiTe #RememberThePoor
thehoursgodsends.bsky.social
Back on the Tramadol. If anyone needs anything from the far reaches of space, I am currently loitering in the fruit aisle.
thehoursgodsends.bsky.social
Grazie, Italy. Eternally beautiful.
An image of a 15th c fresco showing several male saints in brown and orange tones A waterfall of purple flowers spilling over a tall stone archway under a clear blue sky A line of tall green pines (?) leading to the grey stone tower of a church A view over the lake, gorgeous aquamarine blue in the late sun, and in the distance a dense green forested peak.
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howtheemailfoundme.bsky.social
The email has found me waking from drugged darkness, chained to a chair at the head of a long table laden with jewelled cups and a rich banquet. The smell of roasted meat is mouth-watering, dizzying, but mingles with unspeakable rot. Every other seat is occupied by things that were once men.
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nora.zone
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
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pastpostcard.bsky.social
I know what he means about dying a thousand deaths.
thehoursgodsends.bsky.social
RIP Henry VIII you would have loved the Channel Tunnel
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howtheemailfoundme.bsky.social
The email has found me frantically anointing the bones - worn smooth as ice by time - with oils of cypress and myrrh as the hollow shrieking behind the iron doors to the lower crypt intensifies. I am the last of the team-building exercise left alive, Dom from HR has just been lost to the scarabs.
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Eglantine, Eglantine, oh, how you shine!
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assisiproject.com
"I share the desire of my beloved predecessor that all Christians come to appreciate the close connection between Christ’s love and his summons to care for the poor." #PopeLeoXIV #DilexiTe #RememberThePoor
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handcranked.bsky.social
If you like Jesus, snow cones, chiles, low riders, and art, have I got the place for you...

Chimayo, New Mexico

#WackyWednesdayArt
#EastCoastKin #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBluesky #photography
A closed wooden stand that's haphazardly covered in hand-painted signs for Jesus, snow cones, chiles, art, and a low rider museum. There's a painting of Jesus just above a painting of a blue low rider. An American flag hangs next to Jesus.
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howtheemailfoundme.bsky.social
The email has found me carefully dusting the haunted portrait gallery. The Drowned Duchess is still asleep, pillowed on a tangle of green weeds, and I don’t want to disturb her. More than one colleague has been found floating in the gilded frame, her hands around their ankles.
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writingdcm.bsky.social
“I’m not tired, you are!” I shout at the disembodied and melting head of George Washington as it floats in and out of the corners of my vision
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novicsara.bsky.social
Can I just say, is not a great time to be a hypervigilant due to childhood trauma person.
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The email has found me laminating another strict No Entry sign for the canteen. The sinkholes are back, pouring forth the usual black fire and tortured screaming, and we all know what happened to Derek. Great news from the hospital though, they say he’s stopped shrieking in an unknown tongue!
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howtheemailfoundme.bsky.social
The email has found me arguing with Liminal Jim of Threshold Construction Ltd. I don’t care how multiversal he wants the kitchen, that’s a load-bearing dimension and we’re not knocking through it.
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Like to think Jilly Cooper would approve of mother and I celebrating her life and work by careening fifteen sheets to the wind (her) around an Italian lake surrounded by lovely dogs and ecstatically beautiful men.