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⚛️Mike☸️

@thejaunted.bsky.social

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Safe space! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸📎🗽✊🎗️ 🔞 for mature themes, MDNI

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⚛️Mike☸️ @thejaunted.bsky.social · Sep 18

Life-long nerd and self-taught philosopher. Scathach simp, Norse Scathach Theory creator

- Brought to you in part by Caffeine
- Boldly going nowhere
- DON'T PANIC
- Crazy Cat Lord 32nd Division
- Closet apple juice Sommelier
- Statement Begins…
- Mountains? More like nothings!
- Location: ᐰ

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⚛️Mike☸️ @thejaunted.bsky.social · 2h

Let’s bump those numbers up! Follow Angel!!

1. She’s amazing
2. She’s amazing
3. She’s amazing, and most of all—
4. She’s amazing! 😆

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 19h

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

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⚛️Mike☸️ @thejaunted.bsky.social · 2h

If you see this jump ⬆️

⚛️Mike☸️ @thejaunted.bsky.social · 3h

Who’s solving the Louvre robbery?

Right answers only.

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⚛️Mike☸️ @thejaunted.bsky.social · 1d

May need a mental break today. Sorry if I don’t get back to anyone, kinda need to withdraw a little is all

See you guys later

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⚛️Mike☸️ @thejaunted.bsky.social · 1d

Noooooo….

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I Draw Monsters @digimitsu.bsky.social · 3d

Day 17: Seraphimon
Prompt: Ornate

[ #Digimon | #デジモン | #digitober | #Inktober | #art ]

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⚛️Mike☸️ @thejaunted.bsky.social · 1d

Nah but seriously…
Did Gaia get me on the “immortal royal woman, way above my league” track early on? 😳

⚛️Mike☸️ @thejaunted.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yeah, poor Rose 1.x … 🙁

⚛️Mike☸️ @thejaunted.bsky.social · 1d

Nah, that’s valid!!

That asshole drops from some fractured sky egg and starts shit in the streets right away!

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⚛️Mike☸️ @thejaunted.bsky.social · 1d

WAITWAITWAIT

Don’t touch your future self!

⚛️Mike☸️ @thejaunted.bsky.social · 1d

Beef with a what in the whonow?

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⚛️Mike☸️ @thejaunted.bsky.social · 1d

😳 oh fuck, it’s worse?

⚛️Mike☸️ @thejaunted.bsky.social · 1d

Ahem, ahem…
I’m okay. I’m okay. Deep breaths

Omg the awesome levels are through the roof lol it’s the Austin Powers scene!

We are sexy!
We are sexy bitches!

⚛️Mike☸️ @thejaunted.bsky.social · 1d

Is there an anti cheat built in? Like if you cheat some super powered unbeatable boss is summoned and chases you without stop through the game until it kills you?

Saw that in a video once lol

⚛️Mike☸️ @thejaunted.bsky.social · 1d

He was SO FAST

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⚛️Mike☸️ @thejaunted.bsky.social · 1d

☹️ I was a kid and she was the goddess of Earth, I knew she was out of my league! 😆

⚛️Mike☸️ @thejaunted.bsky.social · 1d

😆

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⚛️Mike☸️ @thejaunted.bsky.social · 1d

NonononononNONONO

Say what you want about Captain Planet. No one dunks on one of my first crushes, Gaia!

Plus, Whoopi Goldberg was my childhood! And teenhood. And my adulthood.

So, yeah, no Whoopi slander thankyouveryMUCH! 😆