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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 9h

Mom: what are you doing October 18th?

Me: Hanging out with the Marxists on the mall. Can you pick us up if Antifa's mom drops us off?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h

Mike Johnson: "This hate America rally that they have coming up for October 18? The antifa crowd, the pro-Hamas crowd, and the Marxists, they're all gonna gather on the Mall. It is an outrageous gathering for outrageous purposes ... all this has gotta come to an end."

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 9h

Fixing the typo pretend you never saw this

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your mom's favorite বাঙালি @karmitthesnitch.bsky.social · 9h

Phillies hitters in the postseason:

SoloChills @solochills.blacksky.app · 9h

Now I gotta pretend to be productive for 2 hours

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 11h

When you hear it’s Mental Health Awareness Day, and you were already TOO AWARE

A photo of Cris Sanchez of the Phillies looking exasperated after the umpire missed a call at the plate that ultimately could’ve cost the game

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 12h

New profile picture for spooky season, and what are “Philly sports” anyways?

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1d

The Phanatic laying on the ground in black and white with the lyrics:

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere

Over it

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 23h

Make sure to drink water and otherwise practice self care

Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 23h

If you put on the Eagles after that, you’ve achieved Platinum Sicko Status, and I salute you

I’m choosing the less painful option of banging my head against a wall until bedtime

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 23h

Yup. Hard to wrap your head around

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 23h

Hard to process how much Kerkering’s brain just died in that moment — I saw the hit, thought, “good, he got out of the inning, and we have another shot”

JT waving so dramatically towards first; you probably could’ve seen that from space

And then it was over in one of the biggest fuck ups possible

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1d

JT basically putting up a billboard telling him to throw to first

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1d

I’m just blinking.

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1d

Yikes.

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1d

Thomas the tank engine with a side eye and the caption saying, Thomas had never seen such a mess

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1d

You have out dressed me in the afterlife :)

Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1d

Just bury me alive at this point

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1d

Now I may simply not have the time 🙄

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1d

Man, I had a whole relaxation plan for tonight for after a normal-length game too:

I was either going to take a bubble bath with or without a toaster depending on the outcome