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old man yells at cloud 📍philly ❤️

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 10h

The Phanatic laying on the ground in black and white with the lyrics:

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere

Over it

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 8h

Make sure to drink water and otherwise practice self care

Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 8h

If you put on the Eagles after that, you’ve achieved Platinum Sicko Status, and I salute you

I’m choosing the less painful option of banging my head against a wall until bedtime

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 8h

Yup. Hard to wrap your head around

Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 9h

Hard to process how much Kerkering’s brain just died in that moment — I saw the hit, thought, “good, he got out of the inning, and we have another shot”

JT waving so dramatically towards first; you probably could’ve seen that from space

And then it was over in one of the biggest fuck ups possible

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 9h

JT basically putting up a billboard telling him to throw to first

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 9h

I’m just blinking.

Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 9h

Yikes.

Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 9h

Thomas the tank engine with a side eye and the caption saying, Thomas had never seen such a mess

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 9h

You have out dressed me in the afterlife :)

Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 9h

Just bury me alive at this point

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 9h

Now I may simply not have the time 🙄

Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 9h

Man, I had a whole relaxation plan for tonight for after a normal-length game too:

I was either going to take a bubble bath with or without a toaster depending on the outcome