Elizabeth
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Wearing a cocktail dress as I beg the Spirit flight attendant for a cup of water before I pass out >>>
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Wearing a cocktail dress as I beg the Spirit flight attendant for a cup of water before I pass out >>>
Always that guy on the weight floor grunting loud enough for half of the gym to hear; buddy, I’m here on day 1 of my uterus trying to rip itself in half, I promise you you’re not going through it that bad
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Always that guy on the weight floor grunting loud enough for half of the gym to hear; buddy, I’m here on day 1 of my uterus trying to rip itself in half, I promise you you’re not going through it that bad
Did someone say karaoke
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Did someone say karaoke
Hope you all are carb-loading for the discourse this week, you’re gonna need it
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hope you all are carb-loading for the discourse this week, you’re gonna need it
Just once in my life, I would like to operate a t-shirt cannon while under the influence
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Just once in my life, I would like to operate a t-shirt cannon while under the influence
They got Teflon on our net or something?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
They got Teflon on our net or something?
Merry Sixmas or something
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Merry Sixmas or something
Watching some live Sixers basketball and directing some mildly threatening hand gestures towards Franklin
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Watching some live Sixers basketball and directing some mildly threatening hand gestures towards Franklin
Beyoncé announcing her next album is going to be Cars 4
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Beyoncé announcing her next album is going to be Cars 4
I never leave Nan Zhou any less than Thanksgiving-level full, and I’m grateful to them for that
Pro-tip: get the long hot beef, thank me later
Pro-tip: get the long hot beef, thank me later
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I never leave Nan Zhou any less than Thanksgiving-level full, and I’m grateful to them for that
Pro-tip: get the long hot beef, thank me later
Pro-tip: get the long hot beef, thank me later
There’s a man at the gym doing a full ass out towards the crowd happy baby pose stretch, and I don’t know if I’m more impressed or horrified by it
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
There’s a man at the gym doing a full ass out towards the crowd happy baby pose stretch, and I don’t know if I’m more impressed or horrified by it
Reposted by Elizabeth
Trump: I shaved my whole body just in case
Find someone who looks at you the way Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Trump: I shaved my whole body just in case
Trump: I shaved my whole body just in case
Find someone who looks at you the way Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Trump: I shaved my whole body just in case
Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"
I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"
Heartwarming: the worst person you know melted by Mayor Mamdani’s smile and charm
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Heartwarming: the worst person you know melted by Mayor Mamdani’s smile and charm
I did something terrible in the DC Metro *station* in my early 20s
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I did something terrible in the DC Metro *station* in my early 20s
I just saw a guy on Instagram with his profile picture having the LinkedIn hashtag opentowork badge on it
LinkedIn needs to stay in its own corner of the internet, or I fear we will all destruct
LinkedIn needs to stay in its own corner of the internet, or I fear we will all destruct
squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a door and holding a blue box .
Alt: squidward from spongebob squarepants is packing up his lounge chair and walking away in a frustrated way
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I just saw a guy on Instagram with his profile picture having the LinkedIn hashtag opentowork badge on it
LinkedIn needs to stay in its own corner of the internet, or I fear we will all destruct
LinkedIn needs to stay in its own corner of the internet, or I fear we will all destruct
Tried to take a nap, but the nap wouldn’t take me
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Tried to take a nap, but the nap wouldn’t take me
My partner knew I was going out with my best friend for happy hour and brought a hot dog home from Costco for when I came back — ladies, never settle
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My partner knew I was going out with my best friend for happy hour and brought a hot dog home from Costco for when I came back — ladies, never settle
I don’t drink St*rbucks, but let me tell yous, this salted maple stuff from Trader Joe’s absolutely rips
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I don’t drink St*rbucks, but let me tell yous, this salted maple stuff from Trader Joe’s absolutely rips
I forgot I preordered the SEPTA holiday sweater months ago and now it’s arriving tomorrow
About to be best dressed in the whole city
About to be best dressed in the whole city
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I forgot I preordered the SEPTA holiday sweater months ago and now it’s arriving tomorrow
About to be best dressed in the whole city
About to be best dressed in the whole city
*Earnest post warning*
Is saying “they voted for this” even productive or helpful at this point? We’re ten months in
I know their votes fucked us all. I get it
But I just feel like the focus is *us* (inclusive of those voters) vs. *them* (the govt). We’ve gotta largely move past the schadenfreude
Is saying “they voted for this” even productive or helpful at this point? We’re ten months in
I know their votes fucked us all. I get it
But I just feel like the focus is *us* (inclusive of those voters) vs. *them* (the govt). We’ve gotta largely move past the schadenfreude
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
*Earnest post warning*
Is saying “they voted for this” even productive or helpful at this point? We’re ten months in
I know their votes fucked us all. I get it
But I just feel like the focus is *us* (inclusive of those voters) vs. *them* (the govt). We’ve gotta largely move past the schadenfreude
Is saying “they voted for this” even productive or helpful at this point? We’re ten months in
I know their votes fucked us all. I get it
But I just feel like the focus is *us* (inclusive of those voters) vs. *them* (the govt). We’ve gotta largely move past the schadenfreude