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Elizabeth
@thejawnoftime.bsky.social
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old man yells at cloud 📍philly ❤️
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 18m
Flying giraffe
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 19m
What is this diva ass bitch crying about
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 30m
Local guy, y’know?
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 35m
A man staring off into the sunset over some mountains with the quote, If you can survive the Rav4th inning, you can survive anything - Walt Whitman
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 54m
To be perfectly honest, I would not be able to catch a baseball if Bryce Harper was coming at me full speed either
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 57m
That Schwarber home run right through my skull would’ve felt soooooo good
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1h
I have aged 20 years
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1h
A scene between Homer and Lisa Simpson JUST SQUEEZE YOUR RAGE INTO A BITTER LITTLE BALL AND RELEASE IT AT AN APPROPRIATE TIME-- LIKE THAT DAY I HIT THE BROADCAST BOOTHWITH A WHISKEY BOTTLE.
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1h
A great “fuck the haters” inning from Nola
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1h
Unbelievable. They’re dedicating a solid minute minimum of broadcast time to shit on each individual Phillies player

That’s our job, thanks, not theirs
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1h
This booth should go walk out into LA traffic
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1h
The Phillie Phanatic holding an absolutely hysteric baby that is desperately trying to escape the Phanatic’s arms
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 9h
It’s perfect
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 10h
Phillies postseason baseball tonight mood board
A picture of DW from Arthur with huge bags under her eyes and a dazed look wearing a Phillies hat A panel showing Liz Lemon from 30 Rock having a conversation with a younger man: “So we’ll start the game around 9?” “At night?” The Phillie Phanatic in black and white except with laser beam red eyes A very colorful image of a purple cartoon panda bear in overalls on a ladder with paint splashes everywhere saying “I am in great pain. please help me”
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1d
More 90s classics
A very 90s poster of various Looney Tunes characters in baseball uniforms in a dugout. Scene from the Simpsons with Bart telling Rod Flanders “uh I wouldn’t take it down if I were you. It’s a load bearing poster”
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1d
Going to be the year now for the Sixers, thanks to M.I.
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1d
They just don’t make giveaways like this anymore!
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1d
Naming him Mallard Iverson
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1d
I love going through stuff at my parents’ house — it’s like a 70s to 2000s Philly sports time capsule there
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1d
Found something incredible cleaning out my brother’s old room at my parents’ house
A rubber ducky toy but it’s actually Allen Iverson in the classic black Sixers uniform A rubber ducky toy but it’s actually the back of Allen Iverson in the classic black Sixers uniform
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1d
Bravely contributing this to train Bluesky’s AI
Harrison Bader on all fours sticking his butt out while a man in a suit pulls his air as a spoof of Sabrina Carpenter’s “Man’s Best Friend” album cover
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1d
[Our] nation turns its lonely eyes to you
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 1d
Save me, Aaron Altherr, save me
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Rob Hanna @robhanna.bsky.social · 1d
The people, they yearn for Cody Asche and Nick Williams. "It will hurt less," they say.
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 2d
Dodgers player struggles with counting to 3
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 2d
THE SOUND EFFECTS ON THAT WERE CRAZY
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