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TheJediSwitch

@thejediswitch.bsky.social

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 7h

My son and I had a fly fishing guide 3 summers ago week told us about how her uncle took her to Big Cypress when she was 11 and how she was dosed the whole time.

It was awkward.

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 7h

However good this was already, I can assure you it got 1000x better whet a Dominican got the winning hit.

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 8h

I have 6 Dominicans staying at my house and HOLY SHIT is it fun watching baseball with them.

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 7h

So fun.

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 7h

Morning!

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 7h

I've thought about it far too much.

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 7h

This makes me very happy.

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 7h

HAHAHA

This is the ultimate worlds colliding post.

Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 7h

i’ve been to Phish concerts that didn’t last as long as this game

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 7h

It dawned on me the next day that Brownstein probably thought I was a real asshole for flipping those birds. 🤷‍♂️

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 7h

So I should have been directing the double birds towards you when they started that encore?

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 8h

Because he's a sadistic fucker.

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 8h

Fuck that.

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 8h

We are arguing about whether Polanco should have bunted.

At least I think so. We could easily be arguing about whether Polanco looks like a frog for all I know.

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 8h

I have 6 Dominicans staying at my house and HOLY SHIT is it fun watching baseball with them.

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 8h

That's a terrible call.

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 8h

I mean, I assume it's the same voice mail I've always had?

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 8h

To be fair, he's probably too high from huffing hair spray to know the difference.

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 8h

You should listen to Scott tonight because he called me today and rambled into my voice mail about fax machines so I had to call him back and make fax machine sounds into his voice mail.

Think Tank Dubs @thinktankdubs.bsky.social · 11h

Basement Session 103

TONIGHT at 10:30pm ET

linktr.ee/ThinkTankDubs

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 8h

Loved it.

So nice to see it come back this year.

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 9h

Me too.

Do they still have the fixins bar?

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 12h

Amazing

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 12h

WHAT?!?!

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 12h

I really, truly don't mean to discount the fascism, racism, grfting, torching of the economy, ICE, destruction of democracy, abuse of power, weaponization of the justice system, etc.

But when I read one of these things, I think I get most upset at the wanton disregard for capitalization norms.

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 15h

oh no

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 12h

Went out to lunch today. Got home tonight and saw the restaurant's Touch Tunes still open on my phone.

Had to do it to 'em.

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 13h

youtu.be/ZnHmskwqCCQ?...

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 16h

I think he's hilarious. I just don't want to have to spend any time with him.

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