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TheJediSwitch

@thejediswitch.bsky.social

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 2h

Amazing

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 2h

WHAT?!?!

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 2h

I really, truly don't mean to discount the fascism, racism, grfting, torching of the economy, ICE, destruction of democracy, abuse of power, weaponization of the justice system, etc.

But when I read one of these things, I think I get most upset at the wanton disregard for capitalization norms.

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 5h

oh no

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 2h

Went out to lunch today. Got home tonight and saw the restaurant's Touch Tunes still open on my phone.

Had to do it to 'em.

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 4h

youtu.be/ZnHmskwqCCQ?...

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 6h

I think he's hilarious. I just don't want to have to spend any time with him.

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 6h

ernie from sesamstrasse is giving a thumbs up

ALT: ernie from sesamstrasse is giving a thumbs up

media.tenor.com

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah...I know. It was a bad joke.

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah. It was just a bad joke.

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 6h

Those are white boys getting pissed. White baseball players are about as redneck a species as you'll find on earth.

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 6h

LET'S FUCKING GO MARINERS!!!!

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 6h

Why is she holding the microphone to his frog neck?

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 6h

“I’m worried about my community… I’m out here in a frog costume to show how ridiculous the notion that we’re violent terrorists is, and showcase how that narrative is wrong…”

Serious Q: is it too late to give this dude the Nobel Peace Prize? 🐸 🏆

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 6h

Props to the Beatles for tripping balls in that place.

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 6h

Lol. I just don't have any need to be in a room with someone who regularly tears their shirt off. Tthat ESPN article about him, all his teammates said he basically just yells all the time and makes zero sense. He's fun to watch, but I think he's had about 285 too many concussions.

(52 in 3 weeks.)

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 6h

You couldn't pay me enough to have to sit and "talk" to that steak head. He would just sit there and yell "WOOOOOOO!!!" for an hour.

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 6h

It is a lot of fun.

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 7h

HAVE YOU COUNTED THE HOLES!?!?!?

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 8h

How much would someone have to pay you to spend an hour in a room with these fucking guys?

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 23h

We've gone full frat bro with Fitzpatrick & Skattebo

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 8h

No. The NFL is ridiculous, but this level of buffoonery hasn't really been seen since Gronk days.

Just imagine if two black guys did this. People would be losing their shit.

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 8h

Hopefully they're fucking immigrants.

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 8h

atta boy

TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 8h

Permanently telling folks this is the vibe I'm going for in life.

Magdalena *Maggie* Kazmierowski @magkaz.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, no, it's an absolute mess AND it's perfect.

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 9h

If you had the patience to hang out underneath one of those things until someone walked up to check them out, you could literally scare the piss out of them.

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 9h

Could just be familiarity. But I love that dump. I've seen Phish there 20 times and can't wait for the 21st.

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TheJediSwitch @thejediswitch.bsky.social · 9h

Hard disagree. There are some parts that are massive pains in the ass. But if you know what you're doing and want to be with a large group, its the best indoor arena available. Also the best for low-hassle, high quality pre/post show if you plan ahead.

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