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He/Him Equal parts jolly and cranky. I contain multitudes.

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · Dec 5

Inside me are two wolves. Well, actually they are puggles, but they share a common ancestor with wolves so basically the same thing. Anyway, these puggles can snuggle.

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 35m

I am not a Maine voter, but I have been fucked over by people like Manchin, Sinema, and Fetterman who don't represent my state. So I do care about the Senate race in Maine.

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 1h

Graham Platner

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 1h

It is not any tattoo. But, ESPECIALLY "in this moment" I don't want any more possible Nazis in the Senate

Luko @mal359.bsky.social · 7h

I think it’s very important to get offended by tattoos in this moment.

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 1h

I am offended by Nazism in this moment.

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 1h

If people show you who they are, believe them. A Nazi death head tattoo is pretty clearly showing who they are.

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 1h

Anyone else notice that the guy who said people kinda asked for being raped because they were intoxicated is using being intoxicated as part of his excuse for Nazi ink?

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 2h

Apparently dude found out years ago. And did nothing about it. So that, to me, is even more damning than not knowing what it was in the first place.

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 3h

I thought my SS tattoo stood for Sylvester Stallone.

Painting of an earnest guy in working clothes standing up to talk in a community meeting

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 3h

Crocodiles have butt mouths, not alligators.

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 3h

I thought SS stood for Sylvester Stallone

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 3h

Coffee makes me fart like that too

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 3h

Wrong on both counts

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 4h

Dude lost me at mercenary.

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 4h

If a dude gets a tattoo in Chinese characters that he thought said "Dragon Warrior" but really says "Stupid Foreigner" and doesn't get it removed after finding out, he should also be disqualified.

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 4h

I want to snuggle that ginger pear

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 4h

Is it most of the horses doing the kicking or a few bad apple horses?

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 4h

You also can't atone for it without owning it. So far dude says he just accidentally got a Nazi tattoo on Croatia.

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 4h

Really? He says he enjoys military history. I cannot believe his story.

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 4h

Dude is a self proclaimed military history buff. I cannot believe that I, a regular Joe, knows what it means but a military history guy did not.

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 4h

And it looks like this tattoo took a while.

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tara 🎃 @magnolia2010.bsky.social · 5h

i know way too much about the maine senate race. the 2026 maine senate race. i've never even been to maine.

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 5h

You know, the super cool Nazis.

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 5h

Even if all the cool Nazis had one?

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 5h

I would watch this Netflix movie

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 6h

It's the second one that really beat my ass, but the first one didn't feel great either. I wish you the best.