Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier
@thejollycrank.bsky.social
He/Him Equal parts jolly and cranky. I contain multitudes.
Pinned
Inside me are two wolves. Well, actually they are puggles, but they share a common ancestor with wolves so basically the same thing. Anyway, these puggles can snuggle.
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I will absolutely block you instantaneously if you try to distinguish between spanking children and "real abuse"
spanking children is hitting them, and it is abuse, and if you say otherwise I don't want you in my society
spanking children is hitting them, and it is abuse, and if you say otherwise I don't want you in my society
December 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I will absolutely block you instantaneously if you try to distinguish between spanking children and "real abuse"
spanking children is hitting them, and it is abuse, and if you say otherwise I don't want you in my society
spanking children is hitting them, and it is abuse, and if you say otherwise I don't want you in my society
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
🤞 Hoping by Monday the worst of the ice ruts will be scraped up from the Duluth roads and bike lanes.
December 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
🤞 Hoping by Monday the worst of the ice ruts will be scraped up from the Duluth roads and bike lanes.
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You know who's a really terrible actor? Quentin Tarantino.
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
You know who's a really terrible actor? Quentin Tarantino.
They changed her LEGAL name to be petty fucking bigoted trolls.
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT
HHS changed the name of transgender health leader on her official portrait
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered.
n.pr
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
They changed her LEGAL name to be petty fucking bigoted trolls.
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The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
Alito says because race and politics are often closely aligned, political gerrymandering often looks race based. But isn't the opposite just as true using the exact same reasoning?
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Alito says because race and politics are often closely aligned, political gerrymandering often looks race based. But isn't the opposite just as true using the exact same reasoning?
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
Eating a small bit of hard cheese and some flat bread for lunch. If they're gonna make me a peasant in this economy, I'm gonna commit to the bit.
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Eating a small bit of hard cheese and some flat bread for lunch. If they're gonna make me a peasant in this economy, I'm gonna commit to the bit.
I smell like motor oil, black coffee, cigarettes, and Brylceeem.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I smell like motor oil, black coffee, cigarettes, and Brylceeem.
Man: and there were times when there was only one set of footprints in the sand. But sometimes a whole crowd of footprints. Sometimes the footprints of a three legged man!
AI Jesus:
AI Jesus:
December 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Man: and there were times when there was only one set of footprints in the sand. But sometimes a whole crowd of footprints. Sometimes the footprints of a three legged man!
AI Jesus:
AI Jesus:
A scalding 21° F rise in air temp between when I arrived at work and when I left from work. It was 12° when I left. M
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A scalding 21° F rise in air temp between when I arrived at work and when I left from work. It was 12° when I left. M
My spirit animal is a culture appropriating colonizer.
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My spirit animal is a culture appropriating colonizer.
Coworker (man) told me this morning that every time he sees a bad driver or a terrible parking job, he assumes the motorist is a woman.
Oh, did I mention that this dude doesn't even have a driver's license?
Oh, did I mention that this dude doesn't even have a driver's license?
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Coworker (man) told me this morning that every time he sees a bad driver or a terrible parking job, he assumes the motorist is a woman.
Oh, did I mention that this dude doesn't even have a driver's license?
Oh, did I mention that this dude doesn't even have a driver's license?
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Kay Boomer
Canada, Prairie Provinces, Census, 1926
Canada, Prairie Provinces, Census, 1926
December 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Kay Boomer
Canada, Prairie Provinces, Census, 1926
Canada, Prairie Provinces, Census, 1926
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"We're all standing. I'm just very tall."
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"We're all standing. I'm just very tall."
Wrapped some classic green bean casserole in a sheet of lefse and ate it like some fucked up northern Midwestern burrito. It was delicious.
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Wrapped some classic green bean casserole in a sheet of lefse and ate it like some fucked up northern Midwestern burrito. It was delicious.
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I wrote a song about plagiarism.
It goes "Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday"
The plagiarism is mostly in the subtext.
It goes "Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday"
The plagiarism is mostly in the subtext.
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I wrote a song about plagiarism.
It goes "Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday"
The plagiarism is mostly in the subtext.
It goes "Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday"
The plagiarism is mostly in the subtext.
"You know how when it's super cold you can see your breath? Um, do farts work the same way?"
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"You know how when it's super cold you can see your breath? Um, do farts work the same way?"
Order winter boots from a place called Shoe Carnival and they look like huge human feet with bicycle horns strapped to the bottom.
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Order winter boots from a place called Shoe Carnival and they look like huge human feet with bicycle horns strapped to the bottom.
"I really don't care what you think is or isn't a Christmas movie."
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"I really don't care what you think is or isn't a Christmas movie."
So coded, I read it with a Minasoda accent.
A very Minnesota coded Post-it note at work: The last person please turn off the puck lights over the crop art
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
So coded, I read it with a Minasoda accent.
I think the mathematical impossibility of it is the main reason nobody has heard of it before.
Trump claims he's slashing drugs prices by "200 percent, 300 percent, 400 percent, 500 percent, 600 percent, 700 percent, 800 percent. Nobody has ever heard of it before."
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I think the mathematical impossibility of it is the main reason nobody has heard of it before.
I totally support this guy who made the decisions. That guy. The guy under the bus.
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I totally support this guy who made the decisions. That guy. The guy under the bus.
You know why the average life span has increased for people? The main reason is we got better at keeping children from dying of preventable causes. Vaccines and nutrition and shit.
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You know why the average life span has increased for people? The main reason is we got better at keeping children from dying of preventable causes. Vaccines and nutrition and shit.