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He/Him Equal parts jolly and cranky. I contain multitudes.
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Inside me are two wolves. Well, actually they are puggles, but they share a common ancestor with wolves so basically the same thing. Anyway, these puggles can snuggle.
Ok, I am dropping by with some ice cold milk
And also that lovely red hat!
Proud to stand with Angelenos against Trump’s authoritarianism at No Kings in DTLA this weekend.

No Kings. No fascism. No bullsh*t.
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age 20: do we mix the everclear with tang AND water or just with tang powder do you think

age 50: I tell you what this non-alcoholic lite beer is prrrrretty tasty
Guy replied to me and then blocked me so I can't read the reply. I am glad we're divorced.
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While we spectate on The East Wing being torn down, it isn’t just another hallway, it’s where Eleanor Roosevelt built the modern Office of the First Lady, where WWII bunkers were hidden, and where the public enters the People’s House. Erasing it is rewriting history.
These motherfuckers say a racist statue of some Confederate general raised in 1919 is history while giving a closed eye to demolishing an actual historic building of the people. I hate them.
I am a dude who doesn't even know you and I just divorced you because of your reply.
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The president shouldn't tear down the White House
Holey buckets. Scenes from this movie still resurface in my memory to creep me out.
That nasty patriarchy wants to hold some weird subjective way to make women feel self conscious and bad.
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Necco wafers only exist to prepare children for all the Tums they'll be eating when they're older
I am actually surprised the state AG fired him, because that dude, Kris Kobach, is a big ol racist himself.
I like my ladies to smell like a hallway in a hospital
Ooops all Diet Coke is so much better than Oops all lime juice
RFK Jr: Let me slip into something more comfortable

(Wriggles naked torso into the back of a disembodied whale head, bloody jeans clad legs kicking like a swimming frog)
I'll be over soon. Put the kettle on, please.
I think that one guy in Kohler R&D has a thing.
Home goods company Kohler recently unveiled a new device called the Dekoda — a $599 camera that can be attached to your toilet bowl and take pictures of what’s inside.
Kohler unveils a camera for your toilet | TechCrunch
Home goods company Kohler recently unveiled a new device called the Dekoda — a $599 camera that can be attached to your toilet bowl and take pictures of what’s inside.
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And they're fucking leaving trash to boot. Losers.
The kids, well, for sure THESE kids, will be alright.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 16h
Three high schoolers founded a book club that reads some of the country's most frequently banned books after a state law removing books with sexual content was signed in 2023. Two years later, many of the books have been reshelved and parts of the law can't be enforced.
When books were being pulled from Iowa classrooms, these teens started an after-school club to read them
Three Iowa City West high schoolers founded a book club that reads some of the country's most frequently banned books after a state law removing books with sexual content was signed in 2023. Two years later, many of the books have been reshelved and parts of the law can't be enforced.
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