Ken Childs
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Owner: http://slidingonice.com - Winter sports writer, photog, announcer, dog dad, Protect Our Winters member, Durham Bulls fan/spokesmodel, Calgary Stampeders fan. Fall risk Durham, NC
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"Insults" from the internet that apparently I'm supposed to take offense to:

- "Nice shirt."
- "You write about bobsledding."
- "Your favorite baseball team is a minor league team."
- "Your favorite football team is a CFL team."

All just statements of fact, really.
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canadian thanksgiving is regular thanksgiving with universal healthcare
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the rule on quarterbacks under center not being able to go in motion is so obscure and ancient that it literally uses the phrase "t-formation quarterback"
T-Formation Quarterback. It is legal for a T-Formation Quarterback to go in motion, whether he has placed his hands under center, on his knees, or on the body of the center. However, it is a false start if the action is quick and abrupt. If the player fails to come to a complete stop for at least one full second prior to the ball being snapped, it is illegal motion.
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every time something happens to William Byron i think about the time Ryan Blaney said this
"That's for dumping my sister"
- Ryan Blaney on the #12 radio
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Yup. Plus I had my wisdom tooth on that side removed so it feels like my teeth will fall out when that happens too
A broken zygomatic arch
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So I broke my face 9 years ago and if I’m a little stuffy at all and we get a pressure system it feels like I’ve been punched in the face repeatedly
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Josh is 29th, third car one lap down
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Blaney is out, Elliott had a loose tire on pit road and is a lap down, Larson leads, Reddick, Byron, Hamlin, Brisco all around the top 5.
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If Bluesky bought me this pup, I would post pup content in exchange

That’s all I can offer?

But these times are BLEAK

It’s not the worst offer
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I would name her Cassandra because she would warn me when Bad Shit was about to happen, but I may or may not listen because I am a stubborn mf

The cost for the dog alone is $4K, service training can be a whole lot more than that
A picture of a pup currently available for adoption
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Some days you just need to buy a new model train engine.
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That's something LA-Z Boy would do.
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I'm sorry, when did we start calling chairs a "1 Seater Sofa?"
Screenshot of a chair being sold as a 1 Seater sofa
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Maybe the most elite thing Joe Flacco has done is leading this offense to one (1) touchdown.
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The Bengals go 17 plays, 78-yards in 10 minutes 14 seconds to begin the second half, ending in a touchdown
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Having watched many races alongside Cara I can confirm that it’s a good time, Glen
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like, hey Glen Powell if you like racing and want to watch a race with me, I'm free anytime!
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like, hey Glen Powell if you like racing and want to watch a race with me, I'm free anytime!
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Reminder that Oregon State and Penn State players cannot enter the transfer portal this week.

They have to wait 5 days after the schools hire a new coach, and then they have 15 days to enter the portal.

Otherwise, they have to wait for the new January portal dates.
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Amazingly he hasn’t been sacked yet.
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If a school paid me $50 million to not coach I would devote at least $1 million of that to various petty stunts like having a plane fly over the stadium and dump fake dollar bills with a picture of my face on the crowd
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This was Tiki for a good hour and a half. Then she realized we hadn’t done weekend morning walk yet and had some thoughts.

We are now on a slightly soggy walk
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So there used to be the Hamilton Tigers and the Hamilton Wildcats. They merged in the 1950s and instead of taking one name or the other they went with both
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CFL WEEK 19: Calgary Stampeders vs. Hamilton Tiger-Cats | FULL HIGHLIGHTS

WATCH: youtu.be/win35hrFjo8