Bridget Epitropakis
@bepitropakis.bsky.social
standup comedian
people will tell you it’s dumb to travel with ankle weights but there’s no satisfaction greater than making everyone in row 6 a lil nervous
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
people will tell you it’s dumb to travel with ankle weights but there’s no satisfaction greater than making everyone in row 6 a lil nervous
the kid rockification of nicki minaj
February 2, 2026 at 6:16 PM
the kid rockification of nicki minaj
new RFK mental health plan comes with 5m of rope and a semiautomatic
February 2, 2026 at 5:55 PM
new RFK mental health plan comes with 5m of rope and a semiautomatic
when orange man said they’re eating cats and dogs in Haiti he was actually having real time memory reemergence of children on Epstein Island
February 1, 2026 at 12:47 PM
when orange man said they’re eating cats and dogs in Haiti he was actually having real time memory reemergence of children on Epstein Island
I like my news feed how I like drinks in Thailand. no fucking ice
January 30, 2026 at 8:16 AM
I like my news feed how I like drinks in Thailand. no fucking ice
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Honestly I think if Canada and Mexico pulled out of the World Cup out of protest against US imperial aggression and invited other nations to play an alternate tournament of nations adhering to international laws we would pull a better competition than the one already scheduled to run.
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Honestly I think if Canada and Mexico pulled out of the World Cup out of protest against US imperial aggression and invited other nations to play an alternate tournament of nations adhering to international laws we would pull a better competition than the one already scheduled to run.
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I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
they’re gonna say Greenland did 9/11
January 21, 2026 at 4:53 AM
they’re gonna say Greenland did 9/11
multiple shark attacks in two days and a woman’s body washed up with a pack of dingos. Australian summer is so back
January 19, 2026 at 10:19 PM
multiple shark attacks in two days and a woman’s body washed up with a pack of dingos. Australian summer is so back
imagine getting laid off via VR. embarrassing
The division has lost over $77 billion since its inception in 2020.
Meta Lays Off Thousands of VR Workers as Zuckerberg's Vision Fails
The company has laid off some 1,500 virtual reality developers as part of a broader shift toward AI wearable devices.
trib.al
January 18, 2026 at 4:04 PM
imagine getting laid off via VR. embarrassing
the median home buyer’s age is never
January 18, 2026 at 3:41 PM
the median home buyer’s age is never
to horses it’s just called radish
January 16, 2026 at 3:46 AM
to horses it’s just called radish
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shout out to Bowie Draisaitl
January 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
shout out to Bowie Draisaitl
i showed a picture of a raccoon to my 6 y/o niece and she said it was AI
January 10, 2026 at 12:18 PM
i showed a picture of a raccoon to my 6 y/o niece and she said it was AI
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Can’t we just live in a time and place where people can be safe and happy and eat large amounts of night cheese if they want
January 9, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Can’t we just live in a time and place where people can be safe and happy and eat large amounts of night cheese if they want
it turns out there’s not a discreet way to google anything, especially under a table
January 9, 2026 at 4:54 AM
it turns out there’s not a discreet way to google anything, especially under a table
RFK Jr's new dietary guidelines say you should eat the bullets
January 8, 2026 at 12:40 PM
RFK Jr's new dietary guidelines say you should eat the bullets
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RIP Glenn Hall. The year the 'Hawks won Stanley in 1961, he played all 70 games, every minute. Won Stanley in six, Hall SP .944, Detroit's SP .900. Legend. I bet he's in heaven now, painting the barn.
January 8, 2026 at 3:18 AM
RIP Glenn Hall. The year the 'Hawks won Stanley in 1961, he played all 70 games, every minute. Won Stanley in six, Hall SP .944, Detroit's SP .900. Legend. I bet he's in heaven now, painting the barn.
it's so nice to watch edmonton play without anyone complaining about skinner
January 7, 2026 at 4:30 AM
it's so nice to watch edmonton play without anyone complaining about skinner
kinda wild that jan 6 is a national holiday in new america and you don't get the day off
January 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM
kinda wild that jan 6 is a national holiday in new america and you don't get the day off
this is like that episode of the simpsons where [checks notes] we all die
January 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
this is like that episode of the simpsons where [checks notes] we all die
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The first two hours this morning
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 AM
The first two hours this morning
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Utterly chilling reporting from the Prospect and NY times on trumps war in the Caribbean
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/w...
October 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Utterly chilling reporting from the Prospect and NY times on trumps war in the Caribbean
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/w...
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I have a lot of bad takes, but I'm saving them for the moments we may need them most
January 5, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I have a lot of bad takes, but I'm saving them for the moments we may need them most