Bridget Epitropakis
@bepitropakis.bsky.social
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theoilluminati.bsky.social
consider why so much of our shitty world is because of neoliberalism and the excess trading of community values for money.

connor mcdavid leaving money on the table to bring cups to edmonton is the opposite of that. this is an iconic move we will be talking about for generations into the future.
bepitropakis.bsky.social
sober october to no nut november pipeline
bepitropakis.bsky.social
ok redacted, i completely misunderstood this whole thing
bepitropakis.bsky.social
ready to let grown men on skates on the eponymous fossil fuel team dictate my emotional stability for the next 9 months
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bepitropakis.bsky.social
what if daylight doesn’t need saving
bepitropakis.bsky.social
why is every microwave so loud and needs a computer science degree to change the clock
bepitropakis.bsky.social
it’s almost like the haters are gonna hate hate hate hate
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bepitropakis.bsky.social
y’all quick to talk shit about lyrics when your favourite song is kandy corn by captain beefheart
bepitropakis.bsky.social
new pope goes unequivocally hard
editorialboard.bsky.social
"Someone who says 'I'm against abortion but says I am in favor of the death penalty' is not really pro-life. Someone who says that 'I'm against abortion, but I'm in agreement with the inhuman treatment of immigrants in the [US],' I don't know if that's pro-life."

www.cbsnews.com/news/pope-le...
Pope Leo XIV says those against abortion but in favor of death penalty are "not really pro-life"
Pope Leo XIV has for the first time waded into an abortion dispute roiling the U.S. Catholic Church.
www.cbsnews.com
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ceej.online
ceej @ceej.online · Jul 19
we need to have some sort of global remedial training course on the fact that sometimes individuals can develop an opinion based on things they see and experience with their own bodily senses irrespective of any broader targeted campaign or sinister motivation
bepitropakis.bsky.social
i hope 50 cent is having a wonderful day
bepitropakis.bsky.social
y’all quick to talk shit about lyrics when your favourite song is kandy corn by captain beefheart
bepitropakis.bsky.social
let 👏 women 👏 be 👏 satirical
junlper.beer
“did you girlboss too close to the sun” is a real line from a brand new taylor swift song i just don’t believe it lmfao
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sarahkelly.bsky.social
“Please God bring me a best friend who I think is hot”
bepitropakis.bsky.social
letting your children watch videos on loudspeaker for hours on a redeye should legally count as hijacking
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brandi-rene.swifties.social
My entire personality is now a fusion of evermore and Showgirl. I don’t know how that works. But it’s who I’ve become.
bepitropakis.bsky.social
the life of a showgirl has lobotomized me in the sense that i have never been depressed in my life
bepitropakis.bsky.social
in a parallel universe mussolini is a delicious pasta meal