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Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · Nov 14

bluesky is the best app because news does not break here and there are no checkmarks agitating for status, its all random thoughts projected straight from the dome without expectation of response or consequence - which is the very definition of shitposting

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Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 11h

a second gidp has just hit seattle in extra innings

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Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 18h

It's STFUF holiday long weekend

Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 1d

That’s a good one!

Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 1d

Watching Tomasek be the net front presence on the PP put “Czech Hyman” in my head and now that’s all I think when I see him. If the Oilogosphere is looking for a nickname for Tomasek I think we should go for that one.

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Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 1d

somewhat related but i remain convinced that smytty and his wife wanted to move back to edmonton from los angeles because they saw all the tabloid stories of paulina gretzky going wild in the club and didnt want their daughters to have that future

Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · Aug 27

lowkey when ekholm was traded from the preds to the oilers and he said both he & his wife were looking forward to raising their kids in edmonton it was because they felt safer. only a few days after the trade the shooting at covenant school in nashville left 6 people dead including 3 nine year kids.

Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 1d

BARS 👍

Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 1d

I love the Blue Jays but I have no idea why any Canadian would want to cross the border to watch a ballgame knowing people are being disappeared off the street by the gestapo

Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 1d

vladdy’s abuela has fed all dominican mlb players that rolled thru montreal/anaheim/toronto for decades. bautista said he’s known vladdy since he was a kid going over to the guerrero’s for home cooking - they revere the family and love vladdy because they have known him all his life

Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 1d

Seeing clips of Pedro and Papi talking Vladdy...the fraternity of Dominican ballplayers couldn't love him more.

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Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 1d

Bronx Dangle

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 2d

A happy chihuahua respectfully observing a moment of silence for a white nationalist podcaster

An angry barking chihuahua reacting to O Canada

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Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 2d

Teoscar is definitely smiling

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Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · May 30

never give skinner an early 3 goal lead we have been here before

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Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 2d

jack roslovic saw the oilers play 20 minutes and then decided to sign with the team

Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 2d

after 20 minutes:
nuge and mcdavid are each on pace to score 492 pts the 2025/26 nhl season

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Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 2d

Suck it America

Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 2d

every local knows that the correct way to pronounce "fuck calgary" is "fuck calgree"

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 2d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · Aug 27

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Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 2d

oh yes him being a footy fan very much informed how he took losses but i think he wanted his first mlb game to be remembered with a w… i was too young to remember my first oilers game at northlands but my first spurs game at whl was a 3-2 over blackburn so at least i have that memory to lean on

Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 2d

went with a pal from london to his 1st baseball game in sf & he was very excited about it & eager to learn everything. when the giants lost he was so incredibly pissed off & took it like an insult from the gods. i told him that baseball is like life, you play, win or lose & then do it again tomorrow

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Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 3d

considering photoshopping a can of pilsner into this image and making it the new victory post of the season

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Heather McPherson MP @heathermcpherson.bsky.social · 3d

Please call all Liberal MPs, Minister Anand, and Prime Minister Carney to ensure they know how important it is that these Canadians are protected and released immediately.

As a New Democrat I continue to demand Canada end its complicity in genocide. Sanctions, arms embargo, end trade now.

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Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 3d

ONE BATTLE
OF ALBERTA
AFTER ANOTHER

Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 3d

jays in 4

Yesavage Night At The Opera, Yesavage Night At The Club @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 3d

under certain lighting they actually look much worse - like duct tape