Jackie Roslovic, Dressed in Cobras
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Former This Day In Oilers Twitter History Historian
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bluesky is the best app because news does not break here and there are no checkmarks agitating for status, its all random thoughts projected straight from the dome without expectation of response or consequence - which is the very definition of shitposting
sabres really trying to switch up by firing adams and naming a gm who led cbj for a solid decade and achieved nothing but wasting high draft picks
December 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
sabres really trying to switch up by firing adams and naming a gm who led cbj for a solid decade and achieved nothing but wasting high draft picks
oilers timed the calling up of hutson because they know facing skinner will help build his confidence
December 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
oilers timed the calling up of hutson because they know facing skinner will help build his confidence
Rob Reiner made my favourite movie of all time with This Is Spinal Tap. The movie is absolutely perfect but somehow made even better with the DVD and the commentary track which they do in character and doubles the comedy - 2 great movies in 1
December 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Rob Reiner made my favourite movie of all time with This Is Spinal Tap. The movie is absolutely perfect but somehow made even better with the DVD and the commentary track which they do in character and doubles the comedy - 2 great movies in 1
this means we lost the kulak trade
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
this means we lost the kulak trade
jarry would have saved that
December 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
jarry would have saved that
you cant do that. also the other thing is not allowed
December 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
you cant do that. also the other thing is not allowed
maybe we should try shooting blocker side
December 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
maybe we should try shooting blocker side
team save percentage since the trade moving 🆙⬆️
December 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
team save percentage since the trade moving 🆙⬆️
hughes getting traded has really blown the doors wide open for leafs fans campaigning for matthews to be dealt as part of a culture reset you love to see it
December 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
hughes getting traded has really blown the doors wide open for leafs fans campaigning for matthews to be dealt as part of a culture reset you love to see it
lily allen recorded an album about red guardian cheating on their one sided open marriage but not a single hook about fulham not winning a major title in her lifetime
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
lily allen recorded an album about red guardian cheating on their one sided open marriage but not a single hook about fulham not winning a major title in her lifetime
ive seen enough: oilers are winning the cup
December 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
ive seen enough: oilers are winning the cup
this means we won the lupul trade
December 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
this means we won the lupul trade
oilers undefeated with tristan jarry in goal
December 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
oilers undefeated with tristan jarry in goal
jarry should wear the penguins helmet until he loses a game - dont mess with a win streak
December 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
jarry should wear the penguins helmet until he loses a game - dont mess with a win streak
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this means we won the stetcher waive
December 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
this means we won the stetcher waive
throwback to the first time connor walked reilly on national tv in toronto
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
throwback to the first time connor walked reilly on national tv in toronto
when connor mcdavid sees morgan reilly on the blueline
December 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
when connor mcdavid sees morgan reilly on the blueline
tristan jarry is on pace to save every shot as an edmonton oiler
December 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
tristan jarry is on pace to save every shot as an edmonton oiler
lowkey a positive with trading kulak is that walman can go back to playing left which bumps nurse down and helps settle his game on the 3rd pairing
December 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
lowkey a positive with trading kulak is that walman can go back to playing left which bumps nurse down and helps settle his game on the 3rd pairing
watching mo salah step onto the pitch again for liverpool
December 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
watching mo salah step onto the pitch again for liverpool
canucks fans daring rutherford and allvin to say the word rebuild
December 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
canucks fans daring rutherford and allvin to say the word rebuild
Brett Kulak provided solid service as an Oiler. His contract extension also gave us this banger moment in Oilers Twitter History and for that we should be eternally grateful:
December 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Brett Kulak provided solid service as an Oiler. His contract extension also gave us this banger moment in Oilers Twitter History and for that we should be eternally grateful:
no one in the oilogosphere ever posted about kulak. he was neither loved nor hated. he was without defenders while absent antagonists. we knew he existed yet we had no unmovable opinions about his play or character - farewell brett kulak, the true neutral
December 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
no one in the oilogosphere ever posted about kulak. he was neither loved nor hated. he was without defenders while absent antagonists. we knew he existed yet we had no unmovable opinions about his play or character - farewell brett kulak, the true neutral