Jackie Roslovic, Dressed in Cobras
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bluesky is the best app because news does not break here and there are no checkmarks agitating for status, its all random thoughts projected straight from the dome without expectation of response or consequence - which is the very definition of shitposting
vinicius jr for mo salah, the trade is one for one
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
vinicius jr for mo salah, the trade is one for one
This Day In Oilers Twitter History:
December 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This Day In Oilers Twitter History:
We need a People’s Baseball Hall of Fame
Lou Whitaker was not on the ballot
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
We need a People’s Baseball Hall of Fame
forgot that a long while back i was fucking around and made an oilluminati crest based on the style of real madrid. considered getting some embroidered badges made so i could give them to friends
December 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
forgot that a long while back i was fucking around and made an oilluminati crest based on the style of real madrid. considered getting some embroidered badges made so i could give them to friends
think the new third jerseys are ok, i like the cream but the script logo makes them look like post-modern baseball throwbacks. oilers have never had a jersey that says edmonton on them. if the current version had the name of the city on them - in a diagonal like the rangers - i would get one
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
think the new third jerseys are ok, i like the cream but the script logo makes them look like post-modern baseball throwbacks. oilers have never had a jersey that says edmonton on them. if the current version had the name of the city on them - in a diagonal like the rangers - i would get one
this means we won the theo peckham trade
December 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
this means we won the theo peckham trade
jarry would have saved that
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
jarry would have saved that
trent frederic scored an assist and schools across canada are closed thank you prime minister mark carney
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
trent frederic scored an assist and schools across canada are closed thank you prime minister mark carney
awarding myself the title of oilers shitposter of the year
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
awarding myself the title of oilers shitposter of the year
dude wearing the flames jersey in the front row is trying to make the game about himself
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
dude wearing the flames jersey in the front row is trying to make the game about himself
imagine having curtis lazar walk up and just dunk on you
December 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
imagine having curtis lazar walk up and just dunk on you
i really hope we as fans dont ruin this high scoring bender we are riding by starting a wave
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i really hope we as fans dont ruin this high scoring bender we are riding by starting a wave
savoie on comrie is yeg on yeg homicide
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
savoie on comrie is yeg on yeg homicide
hahaha you have to love these headlines stacking on a drunk fascist handjob fuck. you know youve lost the nation when even postmedia is taking shots at you
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
hahaha you have to love these headlines stacking on a drunk fascist handjob fuck. you know youve lost the nation when even postmedia is taking shots at you
frank gehry loved hockey and unfortunately did not live to see his beloved leafs win another cup. the mental torture of watching the leafs invent new ways to lose since 1967 clearly warped his mind to design the weirdest trophy in the history of sports with the one he did for the world cup of hockey
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
frank gehry loved hockey and unfortunately did not live to see his beloved leafs win another cup. the mental torture of watching the leafs invent new ways to lose since 1967 clearly warped his mind to design the weirdest trophy in the history of sports with the one he did for the world cup of hockey
people keep insisting that he played in edmonton but as a lifelong oilers fan i can honestly say that i have never heard of him
In honor of Wayne Gretzky performing the World Cup draw later 😅
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
people keep insisting that he played in edmonton but as a lifelong oilers fan i can honestly say that i have never heard of him
this means we won the yamamoto trade
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 AM
this means we won the yamamoto trade
Reposted by Jackie Roslovic, Dressed in Cobras
You’ll never guess where this goes
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You’ll never guess where this goes
Vladdy in contract limbo really fucked up free agency last winter. Teo most likely would have signed in Toronto if he was certain Vladdy was there long term instead Shatkins threw the bag at Santander
I’ve wondered - often - if the Jays would or could move Santander. It would be selling extremely low, eating the money, but I’m not sure he fits the roster anymore.
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Vladdy in contract limbo really fucked up free agency last winter. Teo most likely would have signed in Toronto if he was certain Vladdy was there long term instead Shatkins threw the bag at Santander
this means we lost the nick schultz trade
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
this means we lost the nick schultz trade
frank seravalli is fighting michael buble
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
frank seravalli is fighting michael buble
Reposted by Jackie Roslovic, Dressed in Cobras
A message to Vince Gasparro:
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
A message to Vince Gasparro: