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The "Jason Bourne of Uselessness". linktr.ee/leonard_mcclane
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"I went back to this again because I found Martin Scorsese's own commentary and autopsying of the experience making it in the marvellous MR SCORSESE actually really interesting."

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"... There's enough large swathes of this that indicate Scorsese is having an utter blast living in this world."

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"I went back to this again because... well... how could you not want to after watching the marvellous MR SCORSESE."

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That's the good thing about digital releases. You don't need to read reviews. You just acknowledge that if it's the same name attached as writer, producer, director and star and it's debuting at that price then it's absolutely a 5-star turd. Every time. Without fail.
"... You want them not to skimp on the crashed planes, sunken wrecks, air pockets, 'magic lungs syndrome', ridiculous escapes and hungry sharks - and this definitely doesn't!"

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"It's about as definitive as Scorsese is probably willing to be and there's some tremendous jewels contained within here..."

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"Farage (and his Sith overlord Donald Trump) has done a LOT of truly unforgivable shit but the WORST is definitely ruining the very beating heart of A FACE IN THE CROWD."

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"In some ways it's probably good that the adaptations of Donald Westlake / 'Richard Stark' stories have continued to lower in standard to such an extent that lesser but still admirable efforts like this start to shine in comparison."

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"The vibe is one where you feel it's quite pleased with what its 'destination' is but isn't at all sure how to get there. Almost like this thing was birthed from a 'twist' and they worked backwards."

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"I know some who regard this as a great 'bad movie' but it's not that to me; it's a genuinely strong b-movie made by the king of 'em."

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I "legitimately thought something truly effective could be pulled together from the high concept trapped within low production values. Alas not."

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"What... the fuck... is... this??"

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If you just go off the sketches SNL are sharing from last night, the show has realigned itself into 'The Chloe Fineman Comedy Hour'. Xenu and his Galactic Confederacy will be very proud. ("Hey Lorne? It's Tom Cruise, you got a minute...")
".... What's in front of us is a hugely upsetting presentation of everyday banal evil writ large before us and the systemic failures within modern policing..."

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"... There's a fuck-ton of jilted psycho ex films but none of them cast a monkey as the ex like Romero did with MONKEY SHINES."

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"The 1999 movie set a ridiculously high standard that the show itself has never really surpassed but this is an excellent effort in just delivering the 'funny'."

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"... It just kept dialling up the wackadoo - up and up and up."

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"🎶 Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh... We called it off again last night, but... Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh... This time, I'm telling you, I'm telling you - We are never, ever, ever getting b̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ HORIZON CHAPTER 2! 🎶"

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"... It's really no wonder this has aged into a bit of a classic of its genre."

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"... This is a tremendous example of the 'more can be less' effect with these fan-driven retrospectives."

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"... By the point that Dick Shawn in drag is fighting with John Diehl dressed as a Hare Krishna monk whilst dispensing comedy quips, you end up sat thinking 'What the fuck is this thing?'..."

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"Is ZATHURA actually the ~greatest~ of JUMANJI sequels?"

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