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The Mad Fapper

@themadfapper.bsky.social

2.7K followers 1.7K following 4K posts

He/Him. Just the page of a queer vegan stoner nerd. PDX. Probs NSFW more than not.

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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 22h

Zero idea who he is or where in the company he works, but good day to you, sir! The views were MUCH appreciated.

The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 22h

stoned boned

An erection straining in gray boxer briefs

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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 22h

Scruffy, late-40s maybe, looked good in his jeans, too

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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 22h

So yes, imminent life-altering change on the horizon

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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 22h

A big part of it is being stuck in this emotional/life limbo as we navigate the unknown amount of time before Elliott passes. We feel trapped at home but also want to be around him as much as possible, especially if something should happen. And the dreary weather shift is wrecking us.

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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 22h

The constant bad news is definitely not helping the pre-existing brain chaos.

The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 23h

Shoutout to the mystery coworker squatting in the smoking corner whose hairy butt crack I can see as I smoke in my car lol

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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 23h

Oops, took 40mg of edibles in about 20 minutes to get through the day 🙃 lol

The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 1d

I also really need to stoner bate.

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The Mad Fapper @themadfapper.bsky.social · 1d

I have just under two hours left at work, and I cannot wait to take a longer way home and smoke a joint and try to forget the last couple days because I am just so fully upset and cannot pinpoint it other than I am deeply unhappy with major aspects of my life and can’t figure out how/what to fix.