The Mad Fapper
@themadfapper.bsky.social
He/Him.
Just the page of a queer vegan stoner nerd. PDX. Probs NSFW more than not.
Just the page of a queer vegan stoner nerd. PDX. Probs NSFW more than not.
Pinned
A big hi-howdy-hello to the influx of new followers, presumably thanks to some recent reblogs. But let me me quite clear: if you have nothing in your profile and nothing of yourself on your page, you will be blocked. It’s 2025. We know how to social media by now. ✌🏻
hey. hang in there, you.
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
hey. hang in there, you.
Hey, thanks for all y’all’s patience and support while I figure out just who exactly I am. ✌🏻
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Hey, thanks for all y’all’s patience and support while I figure out just who exactly I am. ✌🏻
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FCF: before and after
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
FCF: before and after
I hope you have people in your life who tell you things like “Thankful 4 ur massive dong”. 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I hope you have people in your life who tell you things like “Thankful 4 ur massive dong”. 🥰
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So comfy turned into horny. 😏
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
So comfy turned into horny. 😏
some me time before today’s closing shift
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
some me time before today’s closing shift
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Open your mouth and taste.
June 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Open your mouth and taste.
I got out of work early today (woo!) and am now trying to convince myself to run to the store for a few things, namely butter and some xmas lights to replace a strand that died on us. That would make my husband’s day, so it looks like I’m heading out again lol
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I got out of work early today (woo!) and am now trying to convince myself to run to the store for a few things, namely butter and some xmas lights to replace a strand that died on us. That would make my husband’s day, so it looks like I’m heading out again lol
fresh out of the shower
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
fresh out of the shower
I need to step it up at work because today I had to explain to three men I’ve worked with for over a year and a half now that my partner is a man. They asked if I would be coming to the company Xmas party (hell nah) and if they’d meet my wife. And I’m like, miss me with that hetero lifestyle.
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I need to step it up at work because today I had to explain to three men I’ve worked with for over a year and a half now that my partner is a man. They asked if I would be coming to the company Xmas party (hell nah) and if they’d meet my wife. And I’m like, miss me with that hetero lifestyle.
Thanks to all you hotties on here for brightening up my day, you hot thots with hot thoughts.
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Thanks to all you hotties on here for brightening up my day, you hot thots with hot thoughts.
I turned 42 yesterday. I received a lovely cookbook from my husband, then went out for a coffee and to write while he went to work. At the dispensary, the budtender was sweet and said my new license photo looks almost exactly like my old one. I later edged and ordered a pizza for lunch.
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I turned 42 yesterday. I received a lovely cookbook from my husband, then went out for a coffee and to write while he went to work. At the dispensary, the budtender was sweet and said my new license photo looks almost exactly like my old one. I later edged and ordered a pizza for lunch.
Fine, fine, I’m awake. *grumble grumble*
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Fine, fine, I’m awake. *grumble grumble*
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november is here and that means it’s officially gray sweatpant season 🍂 can you tell i’m excited? 🪵
#uncut #tummytuesday #graysweatpants #gayporn
#uncut #tummytuesday #graysweatpants #gayporn
November 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
november is here and that means it’s officially gray sweatpant season 🍂 can you tell i’m excited? 🪵
#uncut #tummytuesday #graysweatpants #gayporn
#uncut #tummytuesday #graysweatpants #gayporn
I had a really good dream last night where the main characters from my comic acted as a team to take out some ICE agents and free people from a vehicle that the scum fucks tried to snatch up. Very Danger Room opening sequence teamwork with some mangled nazis at the end :)
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I had a really good dream last night where the main characters from my comic acted as a team to take out some ICE agents and free people from a vehicle that the scum fucks tried to snatch up. Very Danger Room opening sequence teamwork with some mangled nazis at the end :)