The Mad Fapper
@themadfapper.bsky.social
He/Him.
Just the page of a queer vegan stoner nerd. PDX. Probs NSFW more than not.
Just the page of a queer vegan stoner nerd. PDX. Probs NSFW more than not.
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A big hi-howdy-hello to the influx of new followers, presumably thanks to some recent reblogs. But let me me quite clear: if you have nothing in your profile and nothing of yourself on your page, you will be blocked. It’s 2025. We know how to social media by now. ✌🏻
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February 2, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Monday. 2.2.26.
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Monday. 2.2.26.
don’t make me go to work, plz
January 31, 2026 at 4:33 PM
don’t make me go to work, plz
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Locker Room Glances
January 27, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Locker Room Glances
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After work smoke time
January 26, 2026 at 10:46 PM
After work smoke time
I just noticed the home workout my husband has planned for me tomorrow lol
January 26, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I just noticed the home workout my husband has planned for me tomorrow lol
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January 12, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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Husband: Did you just say “steamy in my britches”?
Me:
Me:
a drawing of grinch with a blue background and red eyes
ALT: a drawing of grinch with a blue background and red eyes
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January 24, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Husband: Did you just say “steamy in my britches”?
Me:
Me:
Listening to Agnes makes me feel super cunty. :)
January 24, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Listening to Agnes makes me feel super cunty. :)
I really wish I could turn into a Triceratops right now and run through the fields at this park.
January 23, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I really wish I could turn into a Triceratops right now and run through the fields at this park.
fresh out of bed FCF
January 23, 2026 at 5:36 PM
fresh out of bed FCF
It’s my work Friday :)
January 22, 2026 at 12:04 AM
It’s my work Friday :)
the sun still (kinda) exists here!
January 21, 2026 at 11:19 PM
the sun still (kinda) exists here!
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January 21, 2026 at 11:09 PM
One of my husband’s coworkers bought whistles and attached strings to them and brought them to work to give to everyone in case they see I.C.E. out, and I think that was really cool of them :)
January 19, 2026 at 4:59 AM
One of my husband’s coworkers bought whistles and attached strings to them and brought them to work to give to everyone in case they see I.C.E. out, and I think that was really cool of them :)
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sunday scaries 😖
January 19, 2026 at 2:09 AM
sunday scaries 😖
I’m ordering a pizza before I step into a scalding shower because today was one of the worst shifts I’ve had at this job in a very long time, and this is a low I do not enjoy being at right now. ✌🏻♥️🍕
January 18, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I’m ordering a pizza before I step into a scalding shower because today was one of the worst shifts I’ve had at this job in a very long time, and this is a low I do not enjoy being at right now. ✌🏻♥️🍕
Shout out to all the queers out at Powell’s today. So many cute duos looking at books together :)
January 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Shout out to all the queers out at Powell’s today. So many cute duos looking at books together :)