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@themadprotagonist.bsky.social

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"KNOCK IT OFF!!" Owner is 18, Minors and Lewd DNI. In fact, check the pinned before interacting. PFP & Banner by Krinkels, not associated with him though. KC: 728 / DC: 9

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LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 10d

[[ VIOLENCE REQUIRED // VIOLENCE ACQUIRED ]]

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LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 5h

(ah, i see)

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 5h

(why do some of yall retweet quotes)

(like)
(is it supposed to mean something or is it just something that's cool)

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LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 8h

(Hank would probably try to 1v1 Dark World Susie)

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 9h

"Hmpf, fair enough."

⌈⠀Pᴇʀsᴇᴠᴇʀᴀɴᴄᴇ.⠀⌋ @securisrune.bsky.social · 10h

Uh, so I didn't have to make a trip for the pile? Duh?

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 10h

Blink blink.

"Wh.. Why was it there in the first place??"

Confused Hank, pretty unusual coming from him.

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 10h

Blink blink.

"Wh.. Why was it there in the first place??"

Confused Hank, pretty unusual coming from him.

⌈⠀Pᴇʀsᴇᴠᴇʀᴀɴᴄᴇ.⠀⌋ @securisrune.bsky.social · 10h

. . . . . I was puttin' up somethin' on the wall and um. Thumbtack I had in my mouth ain't there.

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 10h

"... What do you mean you /think/."

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 10h

"... What do you mean you /think/."

⌈⠀Pᴇʀsᴇᴠᴇʀᴀɴᴄᴇ.⠀⌋ @securisrune.bsky.social · 10h

I think I ate a thumbtack.

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 11h

(Also happy birthday flint's dad)

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 11h

(Is your dad Gravel)

(Since)

(Since you're Flint)

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LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 12h

"Doesn't sound very fun."

Jewel @imthemodelpippins.bsky.social · 12h

No??? Why would they??? They're spinning their heads

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 12h

"Are they fighting?"

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 12h

(rpers don't even say bless you anymore)

(they just look at you like this and then dismember you)

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 12h

"Are they fighting?"

Jewel @imthemodelpippins.bsky.social · 12h

. . . Man. All those other guys having fun.

The pain of having a shitty social life.

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 1d

The protagonist notices this but doesn't think about it too much, instead assuming Togore is as weird as he looks.

"It's not."

👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

* You didn’t, I was just asking if it’s an issue or not.

( It sounds like he’s reading off of a script. )

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 1d

"... When did I say that?"

He asks, trying his best to sound more emotionless than Togore... If that's even possible.

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 1d

"... When did I say that?"

He asks, trying his best to sound more emotionless than Togore... If that's even possible.

👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

* Huh. Is— is it a problem that I’m so emotionless, or—?

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 1d

"Didn't sound like it to me."

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 1d

Hank notices his friend's worry, but his ego is telling him he'd win, so instead of backing down, he responds with...

"Well, on the off chance I don't survive, I'll just come back stronger."

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🐱 @sillypoptartkitty.bsky.social · 1d

Uhh, I really recommend one...

[Nervous Nyan.
Not wanting the pressure and temperature of space to hurt his new friend.]

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 5d

"Eh, I'd probably survive without a suit."

No, he would not.

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— 𝐆𝐎ⵑ 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄ⵑ @unbeatable-clown.bsky.social · Sep 10

"𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐌𝐜𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝'𝐬 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝ⵑ"

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LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 1d

(Those who've known me during the ol' Twitter RP days (so none of you) can already guess which muse I'll bring back soon enough)

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 1d

(Guess I gotta move one of the takeover ideas to the top of the list...)

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 1d

"Didn't sound like it to me."

👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

* Did I? I’m, like, 80% sure i said it in a joking tone.

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 1d

The protagonist shrugs.

"You looked serious."

Calm-sounding tone, Hank must be in a decent mood.

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 1d

(Ah, I see)

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 1d

The protagonist shrugs.

"You looked serious."

Calm-sounding tone, Hank must be in a decent mood.

👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

* No, I was joking.

* Why does everyone think I’m being serious when I tell that joke?

( He says, no emotion in his face nor voice. )

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 1d

"... Are you serious."

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 1d

"... Are you serious."

👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

* My mom and dad are both gay, why aren’t they together? They have that in common.

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 1d

(didn't it end almost a week ago?)

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 1d

(Morn goodin')

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 1d

(Sleepy time for me)

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 1d

(Mario & Luigi games will be all normal and shit and then suddenly you unlock a special attack built like this)

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 1d

(Guess I gotta move one of the takeover ideas to the top of the list...)