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* the comedian. @thejudge.is.tired.fyi · 15h

— MEGALOVANIA —

* welp. sorry, old lady.
* this is why i never make promises.

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* the comedian. @thejudge.is.tired.fyi · 15h

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 16h

* You didn’t, I was just asking if it’s an issue or not.

( It sounds like he’s reading off of a script. )

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 16h

"... When did I say that?"

He asks, trying his best to sound more emotionless than Togore... If that's even possible.

👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 16h

* Huh. Is— is it a problem that I’m so emotionless, or—?

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 16h

( You don’t think he can hear the other narrator. You’re pretty sure he can only hear you. )

* Yeah, get out of here..

( He’d sniffle. )

* There’s another narrator? I thought since I could hear you, I could hear others.

( It seems the other narrator’s advice falls on deaf ears. )

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · 16h

“……eheh…….”

…Oh, i didn’t know he could hear me.

Ashame, i thought i could just have fun tormenting the worthless mass of darkness by myself.

Nevertheless, they gave up pursuing and just… went away.

…………

Never talk about someone who always listens, got it?

👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 18h

* Mad? Why would I be?

( You’re surprised that Togore has so much restrai— )

* Mad doesn’t begin to describe it.

( You think you should just stop talking. )

* At least my narrator respects me as an equal, despite being a much higher power than me.

* Glad I didn’t get stuck with a shitty one.

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 16h

* Huh. Is— is it a problem that I’m so emotionless, or—?

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 18h

"Didn't sound like it to me."

👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 18h

* Did I? I’m, like, 80% sure i said it in a joking tone.

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 18h

* Did I? I’m, like, 80% sure i said it in a joking tone.

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 18h

The protagonist shrugs.

"You looked serious."

Calm-sounding tone, Hank must be in a decent mood.

👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 18h

* No, I was joking.

* Why does everyone think I’m being serious when I tell that joke?

( He says, no emotion in his face nor voice. )

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 18h

|| i’m speechless dude

* NOELLE !! (?) @christmasdays.bsky.social · 18h

* stomp my frail deer leg and call me prey i mean hey susie how are you

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 18h

* No, I was joking.

* Why does everyone think I’m being serious when I tell that joke?

( He says, no emotion in his face nor voice. )

LOCKJAW!! @themadprotagonist.bsky.social · 18h

"... Are you serious."

👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

* My mom and dad are both gay, why aren’t they together? They have that in common.

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 18h

* Mad? Why would I be?

( You’re surprised that Togore has so much restrai— )

* Mad doesn’t begin to describe it.

( You think you should just stop talking. )

* At least my narrator respects me as an equal, despite being a much higher power than me.

* Glad I didn’t get stuck with a shitty one.

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · 1d

“Oh w ell that’s a shame but atleast tour not completely mad aboutit right??? ??”

…oh dear. Now’s just getting worse. They look like ice cream that fell onto the pavement on a hot sunny day.

Fancy way of saying- very fucking sad and pathetic.

👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

( It’s a shame that neither you nor him are exactly willing to treat them with said comfort. )

* Yeah, I don’t really feel too bad about that.

( He’d cross his arms, his expression still agitated. )

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

( It’s a shame that neither you nor him are exactly willing to treat them with said comfort. )

* Yeah, I don’t really feel too bad about that.

( He’d cross his arms, his expression still agitated. )

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · 1d

“……….i seeeeeeeee…………”

Just sorta. Melting in regret…

Quite literally.

“Well it’s fiiiine, i’m great here too! Not like my s ins are catching up tom e.”

…they’re breaking apart. Someone should probably comfort them.

👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

( His expression instantly sours. )

* Doing just fine. Life doesn’t fucking suck or anything.

( Oh— oh wow, big boy words. )

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

( His expression instantly sours. )

* Doing just fine. Life doesn’t fucking suck or anything.

( Oh— oh wow, big boy words. )

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

( He’s aroace. Regardless, you don’t know how he doesn’t understand— )

* You know I’m joking, right?

( Oh. Oh yeah. )

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · 1d

👁️‍🗨️

“……”

Slowly turning towards you. Yes you, the narrator.

“How do we tell ‘im?”

👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

* My mom and dad are both gay, why aren’t they together? They have that in common.

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

* My mom and dad are both gay, why aren’t they together? They have that in common.

👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

* I can.. understand what you mean by that.

( You sure do. )

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

( It would startle Togore, not expecting to see his hand missing. )

* O-oh..

* Sorry, about that.

( He’d shake the only available hand. )

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

( Mhm. )

* Togore Dreemurr. Or, just Togore. I pleasure to meet you.

( Again. )

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

( He’d blink soon after. )

* Good game, good game.

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

* We could definitely make for a good team. Stomping beasts out with our swords.

* ...not tonight, though. I should go to bed earlier than typical.

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

( He doesn’t seem to be struggling as much. You wonder if he even has eyelids. )

( ...or if he’s even alive, seeing how he hasn’t moved a muscle. )

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

* Your lifespan?

* Well, Mom still has a good amount of her life to go. You should be set, haha.

* I’m sure we can get along. Especially with your knowledge on blades.

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

( And so it begins. )

( He stares, unmoving. )

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

* I don’t mind. Love and her have a not so fun history. I hope you two find happiness together or something.

* ...sorry, I’m not interested in relationships like that, so I never know what to say about them.

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

( You blame him for continuing to be a suspicious kid. )

( He stares back, his expression equally unreadable. )

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

( If this one can hear you too, you’re going to end up on the news. )

* Yeah. Teddy bear cryptid discussion.

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👁️__👁️ @togoretastic.bsky.social · 1d

* I can respect that decision. Even if I disagree with it.

* ( ...relationship? 🏳️‍🌈? )

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