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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 42m

If this is half as good as Base Wars was, I'm in

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 48m

What specifically about this is scaring you so much

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 50m

Okay, I'll bite. What's base ball

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 1h

If a cashier at the grocery store made eye contact with you, you'd have the shakes for two days

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 1h

Right-wing people spend every waking moment fantasizing about committing the most brutal of atrocities yet get really scared at the idea of using public transportation

Brian O'Shea @brianosheaspi.bsky.social · 2h

Not really.If I‘m blocked by anyone in black masks with red & black flags I’ll run them down or shoot them.If they get mounted on my vehicle’s grill in my commission of such self-defense I’ll leave them there until I dump them on their parents’ lawns.& I’ll sue mom&dad for the damages to my vehicle

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 1h

Okay my first assessment is you should get off social media forever

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 2h

ok

💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 2h

Sir? Sir! If FiveGuys has a problem with my "I got my donk slonked in the fiveguys burger joint bathroom" t-shirt, maybe the signage on the door should have made it clear

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 4h

If you're a Leftist you should be starting at least 1 abrasive and inscrutable discourse cycle a week, no excuses

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 7h

Am I Overreacting?

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 8h

Really stretching the limits of my empathy to see a guy who used ai to code get bitten on the ass by the crappy code it wrote. Really really stretching.

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 8h

No more revealing an explanation for the current state of the world than how many people freak out at the sight of a genuine bit of empathy or compassion.

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 8h

I'll see what I can do

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 8h

OpenAI is about ten years old so if we can just wait another 8 years all the libertarians will lose interest in it

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 8h

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad for having it

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 9h

Her cause is evil and the people she is asking for help are evil.

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 9h

Why?

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 9h

Why didn't the Dems 2024 candidate run on any of these positions then, sweetheart?

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 9h

If only a party would campaign on it...

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 9h

It's so funny that Republicans consistently lay out exactly what the Democrats should do/campaign on doing for the most easily guaranteed wave of victories in history and then the Democrats dutifully refuse to ever even consider it.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 10h

Yes, getting wet also damaged his brain so much that it apparently changed his accent! Medical marvel!

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 10h

This happened when he was spotted giving kill-lists of random people to a nazi terrorist cell so people threw drinks at him. He correctly guessed that his fans would be stupid enough to fall for even the most ridiculous crybaby grift, and has never looked back.

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 10h

The "ultraviolence" Andy is talking about, when "Antifa nearly killed him", is when he got part of a drink poured on him and he pretended it gave him such severe brain damage that he dropped some fruit once and had therefore been "robbed of the confidence in holding my own food."

hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 10h

Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.

@MrAndyNgo
Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes.

The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence.

In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons.

photo of three people in inflatable frog costumes

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 11h

The "everyone is a narcissist but me, the only humble man" technique vs the "Gods love and power and God are what God made me to do in service of God" strategy is one for the ages.

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 11h

Ah! Welp one would think I'd know better than to take anything this guy says at face value

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