Chris Morran
@themorrancave.bsky.social
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Audience editor, @ProPublica.org Philadelphia resident and sports masochist My dog likes you.
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I keep thinking about how this shutdown feels so different and I think it comes down to this — the administration is already basically ignoring laws and appropriations etc. A shutdown doesn’t feel as consequential when things are already bashed up and the plan is to do that more.
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One fed employee told me the internal conversations feel very different from previous shutdowns.

www.gravityisgone.com/federal-empl...
"Every other fed I've talked to agrees how much it sucks to be furloughed, but also that this shutdown needs to continue until the administration starts respecting the rule of law," said a NOAA employee. "Even the conservative Republicans."
themorrancave.bsky.social
We've had 250 years to come up with something catchier than "Semiquincentennial" and yet, nothing.

I blame myself.
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Oh, does it benefit the US to provide aid to foreign countries? That would have been good to know back in January and February.
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“Stabilizing Argentina is ‘America First’.”

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I've given instructions to my reporters that if I ever send something like this, they have my permission to frag me.
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News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."
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themorrancave.bsky.social
You forgot Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday
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Immigrant Nobel Prize winners exiting the United States
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I am delighted to share that Nobel laureates Esther Duflo and Abhijit Banerjee will join our Department of Economics @econ.uzh.ch at the University of Zurich on July 1, 2026, as Lemann Foundation Professors of Economics.

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Paul Ingrassia, Trump’s nominee to head up the Office of Special Counsel, cancelled a female colleague’s hotel reservation on a work trip so he could stay with her, and they ended up sharing a room after she learned she didn't have a hotel room. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Key Trump nominee accused of sexual harassment
Paul Ingrassia has been investigated for allegedly harassing a lower-ranking colleague, according to administration officials. Fearing retaliation, the woman later withdrew a complaint, and Ingrassia ...
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themorrancave.bsky.social
The two things that brought me any joy in these bleak months have turned sour. I'm now staring at my most recent blood work results just to stop myself from eating all 20 lbs of Halloween candy in the pantry.
An array of various bags of Halloween candy that i should be devouring to fight my depression.
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I'm pretty sure the only one on the Jays with Canadian citizenship is Vlad Jr and he mostly grew up in the Dominican and the US. I'd bet at least half the players would happily go if invited
themorrancave.bsky.social
He'd invite them specifically because they're repping Canada -- and you know at least half the team would go.
themorrancave.bsky.social
I held onto my season tickets for four seasons after that before i gave up because i couldn't get anyone to go to the games and couldn't even sell them for face value.
themorrancave.bsky.social
This was almost as bad as 2011, when you could feel the dynasty ending when Ryan Howard's achilles ruptured, ushering in a decade of mediocrity.
themorrancave.bsky.social
The one consolation i take from the Phillies season ending: at least i won't have to think about which players would go to the White House if they win the World Series.
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Can the Phillies see if Wilson Valdez is available to pitch an inning?