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thepaleape.bsky.social
🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃
@thepaleape.bsky.social
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get the hell off my page!
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · Sep 27
if you remain completely still nothing bad can happen to you
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 14h
technically yes, but not a youtuber in the modern sense i would argue
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 14h
oh shit i've seen that and also enjoyed it. does that really count though
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 14h
and how were they? terrible?
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 14h
i would never see a movie with a youtuber in it
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 1d
huh, didn't know that. interesting
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 1d
you never know when you'll wake up and need one
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 1d
idk what my point is
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 1d
back in the 80s very few of the transformers were ladies yet many of the dudes had big naturals
Iron hide Shockwave
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 1d
bet this sucks ass. we've invented better meals since then. this guy never had a hoagie and a mountain dew voltage
Youtube thumbnail: recreating the last meal of otzi the iceman
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 2d
ive just invented strawberry long cake
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 2d
or so people tell me, ive never even heard one (1) music
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 2d
tswift got some good dick and now we gotta hear about it apparently
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 2d
put an ice pack on there. i talk normal now - yoda
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 2d
i'm always sayin this
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 2d
i hate it!
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 2d
there's too much ocean. someone should do something about that
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 2d
always a typo 😔
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 2d
throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. it's always the shit that sticks. shit is sticky. also im just throwing the shit, there's nothing to else to be thrown, what am i trying to prove
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 2d
it's italian
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 2d
typo!
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 2d
every wendy's product contains a just a hint of founder Dave Thomas
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 2d
do they
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 2d
you know, i never thought of that, thanks yoda!
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 2d
instead of putting jared leto in tron ares they should have put tron in there. you know? the guy played by bruce boxleitner? that the series is named after? but then im not a big fuck money studio guy so what do i know
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🎃The Pumpkin Ape🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 2d
help me yoda, fucking help me!!
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 10d
lucasarts, technical support, official website, excerpt (1996) web.archive.org/web/19961223...
yoda is sitting behind a 'desk' or stone tablet or something with a feather quill in his hand, looking wrinkly and wise as always. a dimly lit wall with odd shaped round windows is behind him. text (with hyperlink): visit yoda's help desk to solve your technical problem online.
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