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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 19m

Jay-JayM is so desperate to his job as AG and prevent a blue sweep in VA that he’s now running ads encouraging people to split the ticket for Spanberger/Hasmi and him.

Of, course, Dear Leader didn’t endorse Winsome or Reid - I wonder why?…

Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 3h

“ICE officers have to street battle against antifa, hand to hand combat, every night.”
- more like jackboot to flipper against a twerking frog.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 5h

Cosplay Noem’s ICE-stapo has acquired software that will allow them to track location data for hundreds of millions of cellphones in real time.
Because Kristie is watching and we’re all Cricket.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 6h

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 7h

“The most threatening thing I’ve seen yet was the naked bikers in Portland.”
- lil’ johnson trying to excuse
ICE-stapo tactics in the most unintentionally hilarious way possible.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 9h

“This took 3000 years to get to this point. Can you believe it? And it’s going to hold up too, it’s going to hold up.”
- it is not holding up, BiBi already violated it and the 3k years is just puerile nonsense.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 11h

“It was magnificent. We gotta get back to that day.”
- Jack-Jack waxing poetically about how his parents used to take a wooden spoon to him as a child. 🤨

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 22h

“They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents and me, but I made a turn at the last minute. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn’t believe it.”
- Dear Leader… ummm… disparaging Kirk’s ability to bob and weave?… 🤷‍♂️

Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 23h

In order to boost morale and combat readiness, Plastered Pete has opened over 300 investigations into members of the military who might not have sufficiently mourned Charlie.

Seriously. He has.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 1d

“Portland, Oregon, I mean, every time I look at the place it’s burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store, there are very few of them left, they don’t put up storefronts. They just put wood.”
-Dear Leader’s imagination
Meanwhile, in reality…

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 1d

Once again, after crowing about acing his cognitive tests and claiming the doctor never saw anyone score higher, Dear Leader is confounded by how to get an open umbrella through a plane door.
Fortunately, a tax payer funded security agent was available to help.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 1d

Probably.

Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 1d

Looks more like horns… 😆

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 1d

“We’ve got a severe overdevelopment crisis in our suburban communities because of the Democratic idea of social engineering.”
- NJ maga gubernatorial candidate arguing for… less housing. 🤨

Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 1d

By order of his sloshiness, Plastered Pete, every member of the US military must confirm, in writing, that they have watched his bellicose “no fatties” rant to the generals.

Seriously. This is an official directive.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 1d

SCOTUS has rejected Alex Jones’s appeal of the $1.4b Sandy Hook verdict.

The Portland Frog is pleased.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 1d

Dear Leader had a restless night, raging about the lighting in a picture he found unflattering because it showed off his thinning hair.

The fragility is palpable.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 2d

The deadline Plastered Pete imposed on journalists covering the Pentagon to sign compliance agreements allowing prior review of all stories is fast approaching.
One after another, they’re declining.
NPR wasn’t a surprise.
Newsmax is.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 2d

“Guard soldiers are required to meet height and weight standards at all times. Members found not in compliance will be returned to their home station”
- new directive from Plastered Pete forcing the recall of Texans deployed to Illinois.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 2d

Turns out maga were right after all.
Years after claiming Obama was
going to come after their guns,
Legally Blonde Bondi is compiling lists of gun owners for the gubmint…🤪

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 2d

“We’re not gunna go into a war but, if we do, we’re going to win that war like nobody has ever won a war before.”
- the guy who lost Afghanistan.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 2d

Ms Erika and TPUSA have found their first performer to headline their wholesome alternative halftime show during the Super Bowl.
Baby Billy!

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 2d

Is G Gordon Liddy getting a posthumous pardon?
Does he even understand what the word hoax means or does he just invoke it reflexively?
So much silliness.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 2d

“We’re heading to Chicago, because we want to save Chicago. Do you know they had over 4000 people killed in Chicago? And I have to watch this slob of a governor stand up and say, everything is ok.”

4k weren’t killed and everything is ok. 🤷‍♂️

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 3d

“What is the function of this Qatar facility? What are they developing in Idaho?”

Lil’ JD - “This is largely a fake story.”

*deflectors set to max*

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