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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 50m

“I had the suspect held, then 20 antifa militants helped my assault suspect escape into an antifa safehouse, one block from the ICE facility, this is where they’re conducting parliamentary operations, resting, showering, eating.”
Katie Daviscourt, roundtable of hyperbolic pearl clutching.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 3h

“Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years, going back to the Weimar Republic.”
- Jack Prostate, Dear Leader’s roundtable of hyperbolic pearl clutching.
Gee, I wonder who they were fighting against in 1930’s Germany?…

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 5h

Dear Leader was rage tweeting about how awful conditions are in Chicago and included a video with a weird voiceover from him describing the scene.
Except it was filmed in April.
And had lots of palm trees.
With police cars with Florida plates…

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 15h

The White House is announcing that Dear Leader’s annual physical, held twice in the last six months, shows he is in perfect shape and is healthier than someone 14 years younger…

Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 16h

Grieving over, Erika has announced that TPUSA will be hosting an alternative half time show for patriots…

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 19h

Enraged about his Nobel snub,
Dear Leader has slapped China with 100% tariffs and cancelled his summit with Xi.
Christmas is going the be fantastic!

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 22h

“This is JB Pritzker, reporting from war-torn Chicago. There’s utter mayhem and chaos. It’s quite disturbing. We’ve seen people forced to eat hotdogs with ketchup on them. Our deep dish pizza, well, it’s gone shallow.”

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 1d

Plastered Pete is excited to announce a deal to allow Qatar to build an airbase in…
Idaho

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 1d

According to staff at Windsor Castle,
Dear Leader…
- stained the sheets and towels with tanner and makeup.
- left fast food, half eaten fried chicken and fries, trash all over the room.
- slept separately from Melanoma.
- destroyed the sink and toilet.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 1d

Please have Dear Leader in your thoughts as he heads off for his “annual physical”
- the second in six months…

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 1d

And the Nobel goes to…
Maria Corina Machado!
A Venezuelan politician fighting for democracy and against political corruption and oppression.
White House staff has raised the ketchup alert level to 4.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 1d

“Have you given anymore thought to suspending habeas corpus?”

“Suspending who?”

“Habeas corpus.”

“I don’t know.”

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 1d

In our second round of circus show trials, BlowOut Barbie is said to have secured an indictment against Letitia James.
As with Comey, actual prosecutors declined to even present the cases citing a lack of evidence.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 2d

In between gushing about his gaudy makeover of the Oval Office, Dear Leader goes on a profane rant about trans kids.

PM Carney has a non-binary child.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 2d

“One of the individuals we arrested recently was the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa.” - Ilse Noem

Representatives for Mamie Eisenhower weren’t immediately available for comment.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 2d

“When you see the signs, and they’re all made out of beautiful paper, nice stiff, very expensive paper. With beautiful wood handles, they’re all the same. They come from very expensive printing machines. These are paid anarchists.”
-Dear Leader pitching to join Ace of Base.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 2d

Ilse Noem surveying “war torn” Portland while the costumed locals play Benny Hill’s theme, Yakety Sax, on portable speakers.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 2d

It’s a good thing Dear Leader bailed out the techno-libertarian government of Argentina with $20b or their president wouldn’t have time for this…

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 2d

Many were deeply concerned after a member of the ICE-stapo spun the Portland Frog and sprayed pepper spray into his air vent.
His reply:
“I’m Hispanic. It was quite mild, like peppermint.” 🌶️

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 2d

Former Trump attorney, election conspiracy enthusiast and general loon, Lin Wood, has burst back onto the scene with the revelation that ol’ Charlie Kirk was actually an agent of…
The Deep State! 😆

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 2d

Hurricane season runs through November but Dear Leader has diverted $608m from FEMA to Boots DeSantis to cover the cost of Alligator Alcatraz - which operated for only a couple months and “misplaced” 1200 of the 1800 “guests.”

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 3d

“No more fat soldiers!”
- Plastered Pete, Secretary of “War”

Meanwhile, Texas guardsmen arriving in Chicago…

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 3d

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 3d

Comey pled not guilty.
Blow-Dry Barbie begged for extra time which the judge dismissed as not necessary for such a simple case.
Poor dear is in over her overly quaffed head.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 3d

He wasn’t glitching, Heydrich Miller just accidentally said the quiet part out loud: “plenary authority.”
The anchor playing off him freezing on live TV as technical difficulties was a save worthy of a DPRK puppet.

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