Honey Labubu
@thepugfather.bsky.social
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pug dad extraordinaire // faguette d'un certain âge // tinsley mortimer apologist // board certified poppers sommelier
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Me picking out a pumpkin to go home and fuck
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It may comes as shock but we might not have the same insurance plan 😱
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“They’ll never connect these dots, Hegseth. And put it in Idaho. The Qataris will blend right in. Idahoan GOPs love the middle east”
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There’s no such thing as a free dinner, after all. But wait there’s more
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It’s ok! I’m actually double crossing sorrie for p thiel bc he’s doing r&d on gayer things to make the vp do for blackmail
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My account is a psy-op funded by George Soros to study the brain addled bluesky gays in the wilderness
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I mean it’s just the truth for my policy but it worked also
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I finally had to tell them my insurance only covers one set annually and i’m not paying out of pocket for them again
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Two feet out of frame btw
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It was a mental like. An implied like. When I returned to your page with jergens and tissue, I was met with only text post ramblings and sundry memes 😕
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And if I said I wasn’t a ghost or a bottom
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I saw the vein through the fabric and that’s no bs sis
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What if you kept this striptease going
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Now i really wish i was going to atlanta pride 🥹🥲🥹🥲
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I would say one night with her husband but he is so far removed from andys type lol
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The way we both spelled her last name incorrectly is where I’ll rest my argument