Honey Labubu
@thepugfather.bsky.social
pug dad extraordinaire // faguette d'un certain âge // dorit kemsley apologist // board certified poppers sommelier
Pinned
let 👏your 👏meat 👏 rest 👏
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on my chin
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on my chin
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
let 👏your 👏meat 👏 rest 👏
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on my chin
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on my chin
Me to a rotisserie chicken
I can't stop thinking of you
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Me to a rotisserie chicken
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My advice if @thepugfather.bsky.social follows you
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My advice if @thepugfather.bsky.social follows you
He was so happy to put that comma in between the 7 and 9
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
He was so happy to put that comma in between the 7 and 9
Just got informed my SIL intends to come today and stay overnight. I don’t even have a fucking bed in my guestroom yet. I dont even have a fucking futon. I have so much to clean and cook.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Just got informed my SIL intends to come today and stay overnight. I don’t even have a fucking bed in my guestroom yet. I dont even have a fucking futon. I have so much to clean and cook.
What i looked like 2 weeks ago explaining t.A.T.u to a gen z h/u while he looked at me like 😲
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
What i looked like 2 weeks ago explaining t.A.T.u to a gen z h/u while he looked at me like 😲
meredith marks… mm. flip it around. wickedddd wiiiiiiitch
a woman in a pink dress is screaming in front of a white curtain with bravo written on the bottom
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is screaming in front of a white curtain with bravo written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
meredith marks… mm. flip it around. wickedddd wiiiiiiitch
accomplished one (1) tg prep task so far
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
accomplished one (1) tg prep task so far
It’s so much fun wanking to clips on bluesky. You never know when the app is gonna freeze and stall out!! Good job team! @support.bsky.team
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It’s so much fun wanking to clips on bluesky. You never know when the app is gonna freeze and stall out!! Good job team! @support.bsky.team
Publix’s paper bags can suck my fucking dickkkkkk
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Publix’s paper bags can suck my fucking dickkkkkk
forgot that my SIL is 8 years into faking being (having?) celiac (i have proof) when i wrote my thanksgiving menu
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
forgot that my SIL is 8 years into faking being (having?) celiac (i have proof) when i wrote my thanksgiving menu
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Not Bert & Ernie trynna get Jonathan into a throuple
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Not Bert & Ernie trynna get Jonathan into a throuple
my ass after this weekend
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
my ass after this weekend
lore drop: i do not ever cook an entire turkey for thanksgiving*. it’s an inferior protein best served in a deli and there’s nothing special about it for me. this is a prime rib house
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
lore drop: i do not ever cook an entire turkey for thanksgiving*. it’s an inferior protein best served in a deli and there’s nothing special about it for me. this is a prime rib house
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Officer.. dear, I wasn’t speeding, I was facetiming (fiercely)
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Officer.. dear, I wasn’t speeding, I was facetiming (fiercely)
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the tragic story of a manic pixie dream boy whose passionate romance with his swarthy Italian bunkmate is thwarted by a neurotic socialite
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
the tragic story of a manic pixie dream boy whose passionate romance with his swarthy Italian bunkmate is thwarted by a neurotic socialite
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Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?
November 19, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?
when i say put through the mattress, baby i am limpingggg
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
when i say put through the mattress, baby i am limpingggg
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good morning to all the fat cocks this fcf 🙂↕️
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
good morning to all the fat cocks this fcf 🙂↕️
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.