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Jorge Caldera
@jorcald.bsky.social
from under the desk of:
Why is everyone shading pecan pie as if it's not the best pie
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Do I spend $200 to see Anri in Brooklyn
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If anyone has time travel capabilities, can they go back in time and slap me
I will be loving lesbianly in 2025 be warned
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Has a stroke ever altered someone's sexuality?
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The will they won't they of it all
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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The gorgeous @jorcald.bsky.social

📸 by me
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'll find strength in disco
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The cocoon is calling
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Why is this new workout plan written like a mass email... I've gotta find a new trainer :/
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Be a real man and earn that stache by kissing another man instead of posting growth updates about it on LinkedIn
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The simple pleasure of opening a package you've been waiting for
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Pull-to-refresh is so fun to get addicted to when you're feeling insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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how it feels to be the guest star in a threesome with a married couple
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm so grateful to have been changed by you.
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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It's the midnight sun-kissed skin under the red sky
Layin' on your chest like this
Hold me like the pebbles in your hand, initials in the sand, yeah
Summer isn't over yet
Skinny-dipping with your heart out, it's my favorite part now
We ain't gotta tell no one
A never-ending midnight sun
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Midnight Sun is the best pop song of the year
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Thinking about choices I made as a kid that led me to become who I am today
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Big hater of whatever is making me hate the gym these days. I'm exhausted, irritated, and not focused.
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I keep forgetting about my moral duty to serve....sorry
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I consider it betrayal when my past self forgets to do something for his future self.
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Damn how long have y'all been on vacation
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
There's no pain worse than losing something you love (my earbuds)
November 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I'm obsessed with you in a way I can't believe
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I love when an oomf tweet shows up in a random group chat like oh hey that's bestie
November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM