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TestNameDontUse @theskyfoogle.bsky.social · 1d

Didn't recognize the terminology.
Looked it up.
Recognized the argument.
Backed away slowly as if I'd just run into a bear

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TestNameDontUse @theskyfoogle.bsky.social · 1d

Pray for the Tim Burton and Danny Elfman haters in your life this Halloween.

We're suffering. As always.

TestNameDontUse @theskyfoogle.bsky.social · 1d

The only way we can know for sure is to test a large enough sample of the population.

For science.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

nobody wants to hear about your problems

Sign on wall reads “PLEASE REFRAIN from Discussing MATHEMATICS while waiting in LINE.”

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TestNameDontUse @theskyfoogle.bsky.social · 1d

It must be so embarrassing to be Dutch

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TestNameDontUse @theskyfoogle.bsky.social · 1d

The Shire represented Tolkien's life of relative innocence and comfort before he watched most of the soldiers under his command get mulched at the Somme. Dude had mad PTSD and the Shire was a stand-in for what a brutal war fought for the selfish ambition of the powerful had done to *him*

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TestNameDontUse @theskyfoogle.bsky.social · 1d

Like you can tell he's only ever seen the movies because the book goes to Tolkein-ishly excrutating length to explore how the Shire was irreparably changed by the war and wants you to think this is a tragedy and that something good was lost because of it.

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TestNameDontUse @theskyfoogle.bsky.social · 1d

The Hobbits literally defended the Shire themselves during the war?? Like there was a whole extra arc in Return of the King where they formed militias and fought Sauroman after Isengard fell?

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TestNameDontUse @theskyfoogle.bsky.social · 2d

NOT THE CONSUMER COMPANY SALES!!!!

TestNameDontUse @theskyfoogle.bsky.social · 8d

Stop, stop, I already like him

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TestNameDontUse @theskyfoogle.bsky.social · 10d

Have we done this one yet

TestNameDontUse @theskyfoogle.bsky.social · 13d

I need someone to elaborate further on blind folded hide and seek with weapons. For um. Academic purposes.

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TestNameDontUse @theskyfoogle.bsky.social · 13d

SCHISM! SCHISM! SCHISM!

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TestNameDontUse @theskyfoogle.bsky.social · 13d

Also fun: replace the word girl with squirrel

This is the story of a squirrel...

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TestNameDontUse @theskyfoogle.bsky.social · 15d

Why did it take so long for the media to actually call it a genocide? Same reason.

TestNameDontUse @theskyfoogle.bsky.social · 17d

@bsky.app : the code is the product!

The code that lets you edit typos: *not pictured*

TestNameDontUse @theskyfoogle.bsky.social · 17d

The US: burns bridges with every single trade partner across the globe because the guy in charge is a bumblefuck

Also the US: shocked that every is trading with the world's second largest economy a lot more all the sudden

FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 18d

🇨🇳CHINA’S SEPTEMBER EXPORT GROWTH HITS 6-MONTH HIGH Y/Y IMPORT GROWTH HIT A 17-MONTH HIGH. CHINA SOYBEAN IMPORTS HIT RECORD HIGH FOR THE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER AT 12.87 MILLION METRIC TONS. SEPTEMBER COAL IMPORTS AT NINE-MONTH HIGH OF 46 MLN METRIC TONS. #CHINA #SOYBEAN #COAL

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TestNameDontUse @theskyfoogle.bsky.social · 17d

Columbus was a monster by the standards of his own time

Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 17d

You don't have to judge Columbus by the standards of today. His tenure as governor of Hispaniola was so horrific that he was dragged back to Spain in chains to answer for his many crimes.

Plus he never set foot on any land that would ever be a part of the United States of America.

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TestNameDontUse @theskyfoogle.bsky.social · 17d

Antifa guy #1: you guys get paid?

Antifa guy #2: you guys are organized?

Antifa guy #3: erm actually the third arrow stands for communism so you're literally the feds

Antifa guy #4: yeah I wear this anthro suit for protests. Prrrrrotests.

Antifa guy#5: you guys get transgender for everyone??!

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