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Snarkwing Duck

@thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social

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I am the spit that that hides in your dog whistle. I am the forensic evidence that sticks to your jackboot. I am… Snarkwing Duck! If you wish to support starving arts and satire, drop a coin to $narkwingDuck and you shall be rewarded with great karma. 😎

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 1d

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 5h

Should have called them what they actually were. A mob of morons, cowards and snowflakes, hell bent on securing the destruction of America.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 5h

The guy who paints his eyes, changes his name every other year, cuddles up to billionaire sociopaths and lusts after furniture… thinks we’re inhuman?

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 5h

Colin has died of dysentery.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 5h

I guess I’ll keep on not paying for it, until it goes the way of the Zune.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 5h

Let’s also stop these clowns before they make their attempt at the record.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 5h

Someday Miller won’t be able to wake him up from his post-cheeseburger nap.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 5h

That’s my ultimate answer to anyone in this government.

Make me, big boy.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 5h

I feckin’ wish.

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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 5h

Same, but it probably just gets saved to a database and forwarded straight to Miller.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 5h

Sir, they’re onto us. What do I tell them? Illegals? Democrats? Fentanyl?

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 5h

Sir, they are refusing to use Mechahitler. What do we do?

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 5h

Wake up, sir. It’s time for spooky stories.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 5h

Why? Because the ghouls are running the show.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 5h

He hasn‘t realized that Grindr is not a news organization.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 5h

I think she got under someone’s taco tits. 😎

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 5h

As opposed to the face of the Republican Party in 2025?

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 6h

By yourself? 😂

You’ve got your work cut out for you.

Back in the 90’s, I would hack them with a Russian backdoor trojan called Donald Dick. Ironic, right?

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 6h

That weather is fierce mild. Fitting for a frog.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 6h

She did manage to convince us that government can destroy our lives - by not winning.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 6h

Tensions….

Hegseth is nothing but walking, talking tension.

The guy probably screams at his five o’clock shadow in the mirror.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 6h

Someday, Miller won’t be able to wake him for his next exam.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 6h

One day Miller won’t be able to wake his master, then we’ll have a tombstone we can get behind.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 6h

I think the consensus here is that America does not, in fact, need that much Joe.

You’ll be playing hoopaloo with the wind, sir.

Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 6h

I always assumed Lady Bug uses a Jitterbug.

(Let me explain the joke for the unaware. You see, Graham’s nickname in the gay community is Lady Bug - stemming from what he calls his moles. The Jitterbug? A flip phone with a “dial tone” for octogenarians.)