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Snarkwing Duck
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I am the spit that that hides in your dog whistle. I am the forensic evidence that sticks to your jackboot. I am… Snarkwing Duck! If you wish to support starving arts and satire, drop a coin to $narkwingDuck and you shall be rewarded with great karma. 😎
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 1d
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 1m
Someday Miller won’t be able to wake him up from his post-cheeseburger nap.
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 3m
That’s my ultimate answer to anyone in this government.

Make me, big boy.
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 8m
I feckin’ wish.
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 9m
Same, but it probably just gets saved to a database and forwarded straight to Miller.
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 10m
Sir, they’re onto us. What do I tell them? Illegals? Democrats? Fentanyl?
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 14m
Sir, they are refusing to use Mechahitler. What do we do?
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 17m
Wake up, sir. It’s time for spooky stories.
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 18m
Why? Because the ghouls are running the show.
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 21m
He hasn‘t realized that Grindr is not a news organization.
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 23m
I think she got under someone’s taco tits. 😎
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 24m
As opposed to the face of the Republican Party in 2025?
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 28m
By yourself? 😂

You’ve got your work cut out for you.

Back in the 90’s, I would hack them with a Russian backdoor trojan called Donald Dick. Ironic, right?
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 34m
That weather is fierce mild. Fitting for a frog.
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 35m
She did manage to convince us that government can destroy our lives - by not winning.
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 38m
Tensions….

Hegseth is nothing but walking, talking tension.

The guy probably screams at his five o’clock shadow in the mirror.
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 42m
Someday, Miller won’t be able to wake him for his next exam.
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 59m
One day Miller won’t be able to wake his master, then we’ll have a tombstone we can get behind.
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 1h
I think the consensus here is that America does not, in fact, need that much Joe.

You’ll be playing hoopaloo with the wind, sir.
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 1h
I always assumed Lady Bug uses a Jitterbug.

(Let me explain the joke for the unaware. You see, Graham’s nickname in the gay community is Lady Bug - stemming from what he calls his moles. The Jitterbug? A flip phone with a “dial tone” for octogenarians.)
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 1h
I couldn’t pay you to iron the clothes, let alone watch you do it. 😎

What do you think this is? Dubai?
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 1h
At least that camel didn’t get… smoked. 😎

Didn’t they see Indiana Jones? “I said NO CAMELS.“
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 1h
This room... Looks like a place for cannibals to gather and share a meal.
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 1h
Uhm... They did? Why would we have to imagine this?
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 1h
I take issue with hearing this from a Tea Party guy.

The Tea Party was the canary in the coal mine.

You don't get to be a part of the movement that spawned Trump, then throw shade at everyone else who stuck around for the end-game.

Come on, guy.
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Snarkwing Duck @thesnarkwingduck.bsky.social · 1h
Wait until you see all the evil YouTube has been platforming via advertising.

Prager U, Daiy Wire, Isreali Friendship Pins, Christian Nationalist anti-porn and anti-abortion ads, Ben Shapiro, etc.
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