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Snarkwing Duck
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I am the spit that hides in your dog whistle. I am the forensic evidence that sticks to your jackboot. I am… Snarkwing Duck!

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Inspiring, yet sad.
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Jon, ye old dinosaur. Just do it. You always saw the asteroid coming before the rest of us. Now you must guide us through the impact, Land Before Time style, with more gonad jokes.
December 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Damn. To think... They hadn't won yet. The fight had just started.
December 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I mean, look at this absolute specimen. This neon, stone-washed, G.I. Joe watching, way-cool, mullet-sporting, faking his excitement to play Rescue Rangers because his drunk father doesn't know what kids like other than Nintendo, pizza and Mt. Dew-fueled pile of future regret and tax burden. 🤣
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This kid was definitely Brad.
December 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
There's so many layers to this joke. 😂
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I kid you not, the very next video that popped up on autoplay was a brand new Angry Video Game Nerd episode with James performing an entire Christmastime reading of the cheesiest, cringiest novelization of Castlevania II.

That is god-like uncanny timing. I want to see him answer Gozer, stat.
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If Comic Sans can't convince you, then there's no hope for America.
December 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
There are so many people today who are insanely obsessed with Mario 64 and it blows my mind. 🤣

When I was a kid, I think I only had one friend who even cared about it. We had a blast. We also finished Ocarina of Time in a single sitting, brand new to both of us. Good times.
December 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
In the end, the only instinct of a Trump is to screw everything and everyone - hard. The economy, the environment, his investors, his employees, his friends, our healthcare, our farmers,our allies, our national security, our wallets, our children and even our god damn White House.
December 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The worst part of it all? Those of us who don't live in a fantasy world of right wing tech bros and Q-anon nonsense? We knew all of this a decade ago.

Now we slow walk right into World War III with no way to turn back - unless our elected officials fulfill their constitutional duty to impeach.
December 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
....So?
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
They'll feel it slightly more than they feel any empathy towards human beings.
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM