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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 9h

In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. ‘Whenever you feel like talking about how Hitler was awesome,' he told me, 'just remember not to put that shit in writing.'

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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 9h

sweatpants guy ran for a congressional seat a couple years ago and literally got 3 votes in our county and it makes me laugh every time i think about it

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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 9h

he looks IDENTICAL to the kid from my hometown who wasn’t allowed to wear jeans until high school. sweatpants only

maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 12h

The NY young republican who said that rape is "epic" looks like a fuckin ventriloquist dummy

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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 12h

ummm i just learned they’re rereleasing paranorman?!? LFGGGG www.laika.com/paranorman-2...

ParaNorman Returns to Theaters

ParaNorman returns to theaters worldwide this Halloween in newly remastered 3D.

www.laika.com

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 16h

Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means

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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 16h

a group of men are standing in a room talking to each other and a sign that says lets goooo .

ALT: a group of men are standing in a room talking to each other and a sign that says lets goooo .

media.tenor.com

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 20h

when a dark secret from your past threatens to destroy the new idyllic life you've created for yourself

little yorkie named Rupert sitting in a big pinky beige-colored blanket, leaning up against a dark brown leather couch. there is a potted plant behind him, he's wearing a tiny terracotta sweater. he has a very William H Macy-in-Fargo expression on his face, like he's nervously smiling.

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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 16h

one time on a committee meeting one of our international board members joined super early and so it was just me and her and she started plucking her chin hairs. “zoom lighting is the best for getting these suckers” she said

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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 17h

it was a gift from my dear @ginerso.bsky.social and i treasure it

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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 17h

it only tuesday

my hand holding a coffee mug with a cutesy rainbow and the words “may you have the confidence of a mediocre white man”

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

Mr Trump sir do not let woke antifa change the clocks this year. They plan to do it and they say you are powerless to stop them

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Lincoln Arneal @lincolnvb.bsky.social · 1d

Harper Murray is this week's Big Ten Player of the Week.

Last week, Murray averaged 4.6 kills per set at a .519 clip. She also added 3 aces, 5 blocks and 12 digs in sweeps over Washington and No. 12 Purdue.

This is Murray's first career POW award.

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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 1d

was i wrong tho

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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 1d

me after the holiday meal:

The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 1d

this motherfucker's bra, stuffed with 4 cups of dressing

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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 1d

here comes crafty

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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 1d

my favorite hobby is Being Under Blankets

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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 2d

rick steves is the GOAT

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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 2d

she’s napping currently but when she wakes up we’ll do a ritual sacrifice

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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 2d

my fuzzy black cat, partially illuminated by sun, her entire tongue out and licking her lips

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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 2d

there’s some sort of evil creature in my living room

My tiny black cat, fluffy, small, looking evil on the edge of a sunbeam

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Lincoln Arneal @lincolnvb.bsky.social · 2d

Harper Murray went off for 16 kills with a .640 hitting percentage as Nebraska made a statement with a sweep at No. 12 Purdue.

“That’s a pretty impressive stat line,” NU coach Dani Busboom Kelly said.

www.si.com/college/nebr...

Murray Shines as Nebraska Sweeps No. 12 Purdue on the Road

Facing the reigning National Player of the Week, Harper Murray put up an award-worthy performance. The Nebraska junior outside hitter finished with 16 kills ag

www.si.com

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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 2d

does the void also need to release the demon spirits at 3am? while standing 2 inches from my face?

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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 2d

3 years ago today i saved my favorite meme to my phone @logophobe.bsky.social

Timehop screenshot showing a meme of a tree getting lit on fire by a lightning strike. The meme font says “first sip of coffee” over the lightning and “my colon” over the tree ☕️💩

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keeks @thetallblonde.bsky.social · 2d

i love a quiet sunday morning, watching the birds, sipping my tea, the calming sound of my cat screaming at the top of the stairs

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