Master Kohga! 🍌
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Well, well... It looks like I came out on top! But who's surprised? I am ME, after all. (Written by Tony!! RP Account)
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     𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘐, 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙆𝙤𝙝𝙜𝙖—𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘠𝘪𝘨𝘢 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘯,
𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘴. 𓁿
You just WALKED in here??!?! What happened to my guards!! They're so fired!!!!!!

... you didn't happen to see who they were did you
Yeah, you're a yiga right??

....unless....... [ he dramatically points ] Intruder!!!!
And a good meo-- morning to you... uh... Hey, where's your uniform, lackey!?
I do NOT sound frightened!! You're imagining things.
Hey!! Get your grubby little hands AWAY from MY BANANAS!!
Totally not stealing his stash of Mighty bananas.

"Uhh... meow?"
S-stop that!! My mind is fortified against nightmares! Nothing frightens me!!!!
Lost my Iron Balls again
Tje Ballroom. where i keep my Iron Balls
Impossible!!
"Not even if I train hard every day? If I completely embody the spirit of Kohga?"
No you fool! You can't be Master Kohga because I am Master Kohga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No you fool! You can't be Master Kohga because I am Master Kohga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"What if I become a Master Kohga, will you share it with me then?"
Too bad!!! It's /my/ secret Yiga training! For Master Kohga's only!
Too bad!!! It's /my/ secret Yiga training! For Master Kohga's only!
"Well what if I want to take the secret evil training too? Don't hoard it!"
I WON'T TELL!! IT'S SECRET!
I WON'T TELL!! IT'S SECRET!
"What was evil about it, exactly?"
THAT'S RIGHT!! I'M BACK FROM MY SUPER TOP SECRET CLASSIFIED EVIL MISSION TO GET EVEN STRONGER!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT!! I'M BACK FROM MY SUPER TOP SECRET CLASSIFIED EVIL MISSION TO GET EVEN STRONGER!!!!
Reposted by Master Kohga! 🍌

    𝘓𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘦!
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘮𝘦, 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝙂𝙞𝙡𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙝!!
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦, 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘐𝘌!!!

     〔 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝙇𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙎𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙊𝙁 𝙇𝙀𝙂𝙀𝙉𝘿 〕
I'm not helping you!!! And you're not taking credit for my idea!! YIGA. GET HER
Hey! Think of your own ideas to get rid of the castle!!
I should do that. Where is my yiga
I just had a dream where the castle was attached to ten million rockets and it shot up into space never to be seen again
((Omg.. i gotta get da switch 2 Immediately