the world has ended. a cult of alpacas that enforce cuddles at gunpoint rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs!
the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must leave Earth riding a cow that looks suspiciously like my therapist!
the world has ended. a pack of wolves with PhDs in philosophy rule the remaining humanity. I must yeet off this planet with a single samosa so I starve with a good aftertaste!
the world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must drift off the planet on a broken umbrella whispering ‘it’s fine’!
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must yeet off this planet with a single samosa so I starve with a good aftertaste!
the world has ended. a pack of wolves with PhDs in philosophy rule the remaining humanity. I must get abducted by aliens just to avoid replying to emails!
the world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must escape Earth riding a giant pigeon who owes me money!
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must yeet off this planet with a single samosa so I starve with a good aftertaste!
the world has ended. sentient mushrooms hosting mandatory trust falls rule the remaining humanity. I must fly into space holding a resignation letter and a balloon shaped like my ex!
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must disappear into orbit wearing flip-flops and a look of mild regret!
the world has ended. a cult of alpacas that enforce cuddles at gunpoint rule the remaining humanity. I must exit through the ceiling fan during a family argument!
the world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must teleport via a cracked mirror and three ignored red flags!
the world has ended. a dolphin senate that only meets during solar eclipses rule the remaining humanity. I must float into the stratosphere holding one paratha and unfinished business!
the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must leave Earth riding a cow that looks suspiciously like my therapist!
the world has ended. feral Roombas that worship crumbs rule the remaining humanity. I must yeet off this planet with a single samosa so I starve with a good aftertaste!
the world has ended. a cult of alpacas that enforce cuddles at gunpoint rule the remaining humanity. I must teleport via a cracked mirror and three ignored red flags!
the world has ended. cockroaches that rebranded as 'heritage insects' rule the remaining humanity. I must vanish mid-WhatsApp voice note and never return!
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must get abducted by aliens just to avoid replying to emails!
the world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must float into the stratosphere holding one paratha and unfinished business!
the world has ended. hedgehogs with authoritarian leanings and excellent graphic design rule the remaining humanity. I must climb into the sky powered by nothing but chai and audacity!
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must slingshot off Earth using a saree tied to bad decisions!
