the world has ended. hedgehogs with authoritarian leanings and excellent graphic design rule the remaining humanity. I must launch myself into the void using a pressure cooker full of generational trauma!
the world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must climb into the sky powered by nothing but chai and audacity!
the world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must launch myself into the void using a pressure cooker full of generational trauma!
the world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must exit through the ceiling fan during a family argument!
the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must leave Earth riding a cow that looks suspiciously like my therapist!
the world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere!
the world has ended. cockroaches that rebranded as 'heritage insects' rule the remaining humanity. I must escape Earth riding a giant pigeon who owes me money!
the world has ended. a pack of wolves with PhDs in philosophy rule the remaining humanity. I must leave Earth riding a cow that looks suspiciously like my therapist!
the world has ended. a dolphin senate that only meets during solar eclipses rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
the world has ended. a hive mind of vengeful capybaras rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs!
the world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must get abducted by aliens just to avoid replying to emails!
the world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must vanish mid-WhatsApp voice note and never return!
the world has ended. a dolphin senate that only meets during solar eclipses rule the remaining humanity. I must disappear into orbit wearing flip-flops and a look of mild regret!
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must launch myself into the void using a pressure cooker full of generational trauma!
the world has ended. a pack of wolves with PhDs in philosophy rule the remaining humanity. I must get abducted by aliens just to avoid replying to emails!
the world has ended. feral Roombas that worship crumbs rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs!
the world has ended. cockroaches that rebranded as 'heritage insects' rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere!
the world has ended. a pack of wolves with PhDs in philosophy rule the remaining humanity. I must teleport via a cracked mirror and three ignored red flags!
the world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must launch myself into the void using a pressure cooker full of generational trauma!
the world has ended. a hive mind of vengeful capybaras rule the remaining humanity. I must launch myself into the void using a pressure cooker full of generational trauma!
the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must fly into space holding a resignation letter and a balloon shaped like my ex!
the world has ended. a pack of wolves with PhDs in philosophy rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs!
