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𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱

@theyreoutthere.bsky.social

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𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · Jun 10

⠀⠀TEMP PIN.

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 6h

Offended gasp!!

This may be the worst thing that has happened to anyone ever.

𝒮𝓅𝒾𝓃𝑒 @talonsandteeth.bsky.social · 6h

Huff.

Tilting his head back, unhinging his jaw and just

Dumping the rest of the cereal into his throat. Gulp.
Dropping the empty box.

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 6h

⠀ "Hosts are ALLOWED to bring out their gun when their guest was UNINVITED!"

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 6h

It's a silly non-canon thing I get it :P ))

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 6h

⠀ "Hosts are ALLOWED to bring out their gun when their guest was UNINVITED!"

𝒮𝓅𝒾𝓃𝑒 @talonsandteeth.bsky.social · 6h

".. You're a bad host."

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 6h

⠀ "Come the fuck ON, man! You're an AWFUL house guest!"

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 6h

Well he's gotta look pretty for him ))

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 6h

⠀ "Come the fuck ON, man! You're an AWFUL house guest!"

𝒮𝓅𝒾𝓃𝑒 @talonsandteeth.bsky.social · 6h

Just holding the box above Theo's reach. Narrowing his eyes.

Staring down at him.

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 6h

He's scrambling to retrieve it!

⠀ "God, you're like a raccoon!"

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 6h

He does sometimes when he's had an exhausting day. We'll say it was one of those days for kink reasons >:3 ))

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 6h

He's scrambling to retrieve it!

⠀ "God, you're like a raccoon!"

𝒮𝓅𝒾𝓃𝑒 @talonsandteeth.bsky.social · 6h

Ignoring..

Shoving his face into the box.

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 6h

⠀ "Not cool, man! That's my favorite!"

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 6h

⠀ "Not cool, man! That's my favorite!"

𝒮𝓅𝒾𝓃𝑒 @talonsandteeth.bsky.social · 6h

. . .

Crunchcrunchcrunchcrunch.

Fishing in the box for more.
Crunchcrunch.

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 6h

Man what the hell!!

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 6h

Man what the hell!!

𝒮𝓅𝒾𝓃𝑒 @talonsandteeth.bsky.social · 6h

Crunch crunch..

Stole a box of cereal from Theo's home while he was in there.

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 6h

*LIVE ack

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 6h

— on his clothes and shoes so he can run after him. As much as he already misses his bed, it's better to catch his new acquaintance sooner than later.

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 6h

⠀ "It's just cuz you caught me when I JUST woke up, usually I'm so much--"

...Oh. He's gone.

That thing is damn fast for its size... And it wasn't even nice enough to hear him out! Now it probably thinks Theo is an idiot! (Which he is, but Spine doesn't have to know.)

He hurriedly throws —

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 7h

YES YES YESSSS just having all that adrenaline from the hunt catch up to him >:3c ))

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 7h

LMAO HELP UR SO FUNNY ))

Love reaction of Van Helsing and his other hunter ancestors watching Theo get egged by the monster he's hunting ))

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 7h

YESSSS you get me... ))

All messed up with a mix of drool and ✨other fluids✨ ))

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 7h

It's probably a good thing, because he's rifling through that drawer for awhile, feeling around while never taking his eyes off the beast.

Finally, he pulls out an all-american gun!

"You've wered your last, wolf!

...No, I could think of something better than that-- Are you even a lycanthrope?"

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 7h

Male-box. Man box. Boy vagina ))

(Also I've only heard it been used once and thought it was funny so don't worry abt not knowing it--) ))

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 7h

Not at all, he's got a malebox heehee ))

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 7h

WHAAAT UR SO NICE ;w; ))

I'll update it tomorrow, maybe. I've been very lazy ))

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 7h

...

Sloooowly reaching into his drawer for something that's PROBABLY harmless, prommy.

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 7h

I WILL EVENTUALLY ACKKK ))

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 7h

Haiii!

𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · 7h

I PROMISE ILL ACTUALLY MAKE A PIN EVENTUALLY ))

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Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅 @virtuousinsect.bsky.social · Jun 3

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❝Wear on your sleeve the virtues you lack.

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But don't get above your raising.❞

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𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱ @theyreoutthere.bsky.social · Jun 28