Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
@virtuousinsect.bsky.social
https://virtuousinsect.straw.page
a man who records the sins of the living to the gods and exorcises malevolent spirits.
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
fc: hu xiao ling
parody acc / rp acc
minors and taboo dni
a man who records the sins of the living to the gods and exorcises malevolent spirits.
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
fc: hu xiao ling
parody acc / rp acc
minors and taboo dni
Pinned
· · ────── ⛩ 🕊️────── · ·
❝Lord have mercy
On the sinners & saints.❞
· · ────── ☯ 🪲────── · ·
❝Lord have mercy
On the sinners & saints.❞
· · ────── ☯ 🪲────── · ·
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Humming Lovesong by Love Sick…,
It’s stuck in his head for the last few days.
It’s stuck in his head for the last few days.
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Humming Lovesong by Love Sick…,
It’s stuck in his head for the last few days.
It’s stuck in his head for the last few days.
Reposted by Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
@virtuousinsect.bsky.social
ㅤUme! Any sinner in your line of sight will be vaporized each time you blink! This lasts 24hrs. Use it wisely!
ㅤ
ㅤUme! Any sinner in your line of sight will be vaporized each time you blink! This lasts 24hrs. Use it wisely!
ㅤ
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
@virtuousinsect.bsky.social
ㅤUme! Any sinner in your line of sight will be vaporized each time you blink! This lasts 24hrs. Use it wisely!
ㅤ
ㅤUme! Any sinner in your line of sight will be vaporized each time you blink! This lasts 24hrs. Use it wisely!
ㅤ
<—— God’s worst angel.
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
<—— God’s worst angel.
Ume only sighed and reclined back in his chair. He idly opened up the notebook to skim its contents.
He’s under a decent amount of stress with his sin reporting duties; Ume has probably had too much caffeine today to cope with the stress of long nights.
He’s under a decent amount of stress with his sin reporting duties; Ume has probably had too much caffeine today to cope with the stress of long nights.
"Good, glad we understand eachother~"
Finger snap to clean himself up... and he's off to get more coffee~
Finger snap to clean himself up... and he's off to get more coffee~
Ignoring the threat completely, Ume simply sighed.
“Fine. I’ll accept that.”
“Fine. I’ll accept that.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Ume only sighed and reclined back in his chair. He idly opened up the notebook to skim its contents.
He’s under a decent amount of stress with his sin reporting duties; Ume has probably had too much caffeine today to cope with the stress of long nights.
He’s under a decent amount of stress with his sin reporting duties; Ume has probably had too much caffeine today to cope with the stress of long nights.
Ignoring the threat completely, Ume simply sighed.
“Fine. I’ll accept that.”
“Fine. I’ll accept that.”
"Yes, but keep this in mind, next time you smack me while i'm trying to drink something, i will eat you alive, and use your notebook to doodle flowers and write terrible poetry~"
And that is no threat, is a promise.
"I will keep the swearing at a minimum, but in my defense, i burned my tongue."
And that is no threat, is a promise.
"I will keep the swearing at a minimum, but in my defense, i burned my tongue."
“The weapon…” he echoed. “It’s a notebook.”
Why is 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 what Ume got caught up on? What a weirdo.
“Fine. I let my emotions get the best of me. Happy?”
Why is 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 what Ume got caught up on? What a weirdo.
“Fine. I let my emotions get the best of me. Happy?”
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Ignoring the threat completely, Ume simply sighed.
“Fine. I’ll accept that.”
“Fine. I’ll accept that.”
“The weapon…” he echoed. “It’s a notebook.”
Why is 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 what Ume got caught up on? What a weirdo.
“Fine. I let my emotions get the best of me. Happy?”
Why is 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 what Ume got caught up on? What a weirdo.
“Fine. I let my emotions get the best of me. Happy?”
"You held the weapon, you had the reflexes and eye coordination to snap when i said a swear, and knowledge of your surroundings to detect my giant horned head... you have no excuse of being inopportune as i have no excuse on swearing, rules are for all or for none."
He sentenced...
He sentenced...
“What are you trying to imply here?” he frowned.
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
“The weapon…” he echoed. “It’s a notebook.”
Why is 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 what Ume got caught up on? What a weirdo.
“Fine. I let my emotions get the best of me. Happy?”
Why is 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 what Ume got caught up on? What a weirdo.
“Fine. I let my emotions get the best of me. Happy?”
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
“What are you trying to imply here?” he frowned.
"You have eyes, reflexes and knowledge of what you do?"
Trick question...
Trick question...
“It wasn’t timed, it was simply inopportune. You just so happened to drink at the same time.”
He huffed and placed his hands onto his hips.
He huffed and placed his hands onto his hips.
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
“What are you trying to imply here?” he frowned.
“It wasn’t timed, it was simply inopportune. You just so happened to drink at the same time.”
He huffed and placed his hands onto his hips.
He huffed and placed his hands onto his hips.
"Was unnecessary escalation in a purposefully specific timing when i was about to swallow my coffee. You could've waited until i put the mug down and i would've taken it with silent dignity."
Smacking wasn't what elicited an answer, it was the timing and choking.
Smacking wasn't what elicited an answer, it was the timing and choking.
“𝙐𝙜𝙝…”
Ume pinched the bridge of his nose to ward off the growing headache.
“Bad things shall not go unpunished. You act like what I did was senseless.”
Ume pinched the bridge of his nose to ward off the growing headache.
“Bad things shall not go unpunished. You act like what I did was senseless.”
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“It wasn’t timed, it was simply inopportune. You just so happened to drink at the same time.”
He huffed and placed his hands onto his hips.
He huffed and placed his hands onto his hips.
“𝙐𝙜𝙝…”
Ume pinched the bridge of his nose to ward off the growing headache.
“Bad things shall not go unpunished. You act like what I did was senseless.”
Ume pinched the bridge of his nose to ward off the growing headache.
“Bad things shall not go unpunished. You act like what I did was senseless.”
"I don't... and keep in mind you rose your hand first, and that i chose not to dump what remained of my coffee on your head..."
Blue didn't state this to mock, he stated to prove a point, Ume let pointless, hollow words hold sway over him; Blue, even if smacked, didn't lose his temper... much.
Blue didn't state this to mock, he stated to prove a point, Ume let pointless, hollow words hold sway over him; Blue, even if smacked, didn't lose his temper... much.
“Urk…. 💢”
Anger Ume it did indeed!
“You better be lucky I disapprove of senseless violence.” he narrowed his eyes at Blue.
Anger Ume it did indeed!
“You better be lucky I disapprove of senseless violence.” he narrowed his eyes at Blue.
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“𝙐𝙜𝙝…”
Ume pinched the bridge of his nose to ward off the growing headache.
“Bad things shall not go unpunished. You act like what I did was senseless.”
Ume pinched the bridge of his nose to ward off the growing headache.
“Bad things shall not go unpunished. You act like what I did was senseless.”
“Urk…. 💢”
Anger Ume it did indeed!
“You better be lucky I disapprove of senseless violence.” he narrowed his eyes at Blue.
Anger Ume it did indeed!
“You better be lucky I disapprove of senseless violence.” he narrowed his eyes at Blue.
"And that justified you to smack me in the back of the head while i was drinking?..."
And on que, he clears his throat...
And procedes to swear in 17 different languages uninterrupted, including pandaemonic, enochian, ancient demonic and also dead tongues...
"Now you can be angry, smartass."
And on que, he clears his throat...
And procedes to swear in 17 different languages uninterrupted, including pandaemonic, enochian, ancient demonic and also dead tongues...
"Now you can be angry, smartass."
Ume keeps a straight face, completely unafraid of Blue.
“Hmpf. I gave you a warning and you continued on. You were bound to get hit eventually.”
“Hmpf. I gave you a warning and you continued on. You were bound to get hit eventually.”
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“Urk…. 💢”
Anger Ume it did indeed!
“You better be lucky I disapprove of senseless violence.” he narrowed his eyes at Blue.
Anger Ume it did indeed!
“You better be lucky I disapprove of senseless violence.” he narrowed his eyes at Blue.
Reposted by Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
let's pray that heaven is on our side.
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
let's pray that heaven is on our side.
It’s been one of those weeks 、 pass the yaoi .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Ume keeps a straight face, completely unafraid of Blue.
“Hmpf. I gave you a warning and you continued on. You were bound to get hit eventually.”
“Hmpf. I gave you a warning and you continued on. You were bound to get hit eventually.”
And he choked and spilled his coffee...
...Sloooooooooooooow, composed rise and loom of YOU DUN' FUCKED UP.
L O O M.
...Sloooooooooooooow, composed rise and loom of YOU DUN' FUCKED UP.
L O O M.
Smacking the back of { reader }’s head with his notebook.
“Stop swearing. It’s crude.”
“Stop swearing. It’s crude.”
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ume keeps a straight face, completely unafraid of Blue.
“Hmpf. I gave you a warning and you continued on. You were bound to get hit eventually.”
“Hmpf. I gave you a warning and you continued on. You were bound to get hit eventually.”
Smacking the back of { reader }’s head with his notebook.
“Stop swearing. It’s crude.”
“Stop swearing. It’s crude.”
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Smacking the back of { reader }’s head with his notebook.
“Stop swearing. It’s crude.”
“Stop swearing. It’s crude.”
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ
🎨lapin__lapin
you all get to look at another comm i just got today because im ALSO obsessed with it
ume……. this dumb bitch bastard 😭🖤
🎨lapin__lapin
you all get to look at another comm i just got today because im ALSO obsessed with it
ume……. this dumb bitch bastard 😭🖤
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ
🎨lapin__lapin
you all get to look at another comm i just got today because im ALSO obsessed with it
ume……. this dumb bitch bastard 😭🖤
🎨lapin__lapin
you all get to look at another comm i just got today because im ALSO obsessed with it
ume……. this dumb bitch bastard 😭🖤
“Oh—. Sorry.”
He isn’t used to certain things still…
He gave a sheepish smile.
“Sometimes things still allude me.”
He isn’t used to certain things still…
He gave a sheepish smile.
“Sometimes things still allude me.”
Blink.. Blink.
"Ume.. You don't get it, do you-?"
Leaning in to rest their head against his shoulder.
"It's an invite.."
"Ume.. You don't get it, do you-?"
Leaning in to rest their head against his shoulder.
"It's an invite.."
Ume, a complete fucking dumbass, just responded with—
“Have you tried getting a smaller bed, then? Though, I don’t mind accompanying you for the meantime…”
“Have you tried getting a smaller bed, then? Though, I don’t mind accompanying you for the meantime…”
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“Oh—. Sorry.”
He isn’t used to certain things still…
He gave a sheepish smile.
“Sometimes things still allude me.”
He isn’t used to certain things still…
He gave a sheepish smile.
“Sometimes things still allude me.”
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Reposted by Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
Ume is... Very dense.
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Ume is... Very dense.
Ume, a complete fucking dumbass, just responded with—
“Have you tried getting a smaller bed, then? Though, I don’t mind accompanying you for the meantime…”
“Have you tried getting a smaller bed, then? Though, I don’t mind accompanying you for the meantime…”
"I'd prefer it, actually!"
Tapping their fingers against his skin.
"Gets lonely sometimes, in that big bed.."
Tapping their fingers against his skin.
"Gets lonely sometimes, in that big bed.."
This is incredibly tempting to Ume, honestly.
“… You wouldn’t mind it?” he asked.
“Ahh, no, I don’t want to be a bother—. I should be fine. Thank you, though.”
“… You wouldn’t mind it?” he asked.
“Ahh, no, I don’t want to be a bother—. I should be fine. Thank you, though.”
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Ume, a complete fucking dumbass, just responded with—
“Have you tried getting a smaller bed, then? Though, I don’t mind accompanying you for the meantime…”
“Have you tried getting a smaller bed, then? Though, I don’t mind accompanying you for the meantime…”
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
