Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
@virtuousinsect.bsky.social
a man who records the sins of the living to the gods and exorcises malevolent spirits.
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parody acc / rp acc
minors & taboo dni
#folklorerp • #ocrp
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parody acc / rp acc
minors & taboo dni
#folklorerp • #ocrp
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❝Lord have mercy
On the sinners & saints.❞
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❝Lord have mercy
On the sinners & saints.❞
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January 20, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Ugh. A person. Just Ume’s luck…
He lifted his hands up to chest level, trying to appear friendly.
“Just someone who is lost,” he admitted.
If Axl was looking for something paranormal, he definitely found what he was looking for.
He lifted his hands up to chest level, trying to appear friendly.
“Just someone who is lost,” he admitted.
If Axl was looking for something paranormal, he definitely found what he was looking for.
The slur had been wandering in the woods, he was unsure of where he was exactly. But that wasn’t something that scared him, he was looking for anything paranormal.
He flashed his light, catching sight of another person. What were they doing out here in the woods?
“Who’s there?”
He flashed his light, catching sight of another person. What were they doing out here in the woods?
“Who’s there?”
{ @n0taxl.bsky.social }
Ume, dressed in his exorcist uniform, had just finished exorcising a spirit that was causing a havoc for those who got close to deep into the woods.
Though, it seems now that the youkai himself is lost. Normally he could just teleport himself out, but he doesn’t want to+
Ume, dressed in his exorcist uniform, had just finished exorcising a spirit that was causing a havoc for those who got close to deep into the woods.
Though, it seems now that the youkai himself is lost. Normally he could just teleport himself out, but he doesn’t want to+
January 20, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Ugh. A person. Just Ume’s luck…
He lifted his hands up to chest level, trying to appear friendly.
“Just someone who is lost,” he admitted.
If Axl was looking for something paranormal, he definitely found what he was looking for.
He lifted his hands up to chest level, trying to appear friendly.
“Just someone who is lost,” he admitted.
If Axl was looking for something paranormal, he definitely found what he was looking for.
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Life is all about resolve. Outcome is secondary. It is resolve that determines the value of your life.
January 20, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Life is all about resolve. Outcome is secondary. It is resolve that determines the value of your life.
Ume gave a soft laugh and smiled at the kiss. He’s pretty comfortable like this.
“How sweet of you…” he murmured.
“How sweet of you…” he murmured.
Rose gently plays with Ume's hair as the other rests against him.
❝ Of course, sugar plum. Anything for you. ❞
He leans down to kiss Ume's head.
❝ Of course, sugar plum. Anything for you. ❞
He leans down to kiss Ume's head.
Ume let out a content sigh, closing his eyes as he snuggled against Rose.
“Thank you… I appreciate it…”
“Thank you… I appreciate it…”
January 20, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Ume gave a soft laugh and smiled at the kiss. He’s pretty comfortable like this.
“How sweet of you…” he murmured.
“How sweet of you…” he murmured.
Ume let out a content sigh, closing his eyes as he snuggled against Rose.
“Thank you… I appreciate it…”
“Thank you… I appreciate it…”
A small click of his tongue, and he pulls Ume close. He's known for being extremely warm. He pulls Ume closer.
❝ Of course, babes. C'mere. ❞
❝ Of course, babes. C'mere. ❞
Without much thought to it, Ume immediately is making himself comfortable against { reader }.
“It is too cold,” he whined out. “Please let me borrow your body heat for a minute…”
“It is too cold,” he whined out. “Please let me borrow your body heat for a minute…”
January 20, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Ume let out a content sigh, closing his eyes as he snuggled against Rose.
“Thank you… I appreciate it…”
“Thank you… I appreciate it…”
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【 @virtuousinsect.bsky.social 】
💭 AAAAAGH UME ♡♡ I love him so much! I just wanna keep kissing him until my lips bleed! And then some! He's so pretty- So, so pretty!
💭 AAAAAGH UME ♡♡ I love him so much! I just wanna keep kissing him until my lips bleed! And then some! He's so pretty- So, so pretty!
January 20, 2026 at 4:25 AM
【 @virtuousinsect.bsky.social 】
💭 AAAAAGH UME ♡♡ I love him so much! I just wanna keep kissing him until my lips bleed! And then some! He's so pretty- So, so pretty!
💭 AAAAAGH UME ♡♡ I love him so much! I just wanna keep kissing him until my lips bleed! And then some! He's so pretty- So, so pretty!
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Cursed by confidence, aided by an insufferable amount of grit.
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Cursed by confidence, aided by an insufferable amount of grit.
Without much thought to it, Ume immediately is making himself comfortable against { reader }.
“It is too cold,” he whined out. “Please let me borrow your body heat for a minute…”
“It is too cold,” he whined out. “Please let me borrow your body heat for a minute…”
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Without much thought to it, Ume immediately is making himself comfortable against { reader }.
“It is too cold,” he whined out. “Please let me borrow your body heat for a minute…”
“It is too cold,” he whined out. “Please let me borrow your body heat for a minute…”
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I’m a winged insect, you’re a funeral pyre.
January 20, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I’m a winged insect, you’re a funeral pyre.
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to see human beings in agony, to see them covered in blood and to hear their death groans, makes people humble.
January 20, 2026 at 3:36 AM
to see human beings in agony, to see them covered in blood and to hear their death groans, makes people humble.
January 20, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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You won't stand virtue signaling, trust me 😮💨
January 14, 2026 at 4:31 PM
You won't stand virtue signaling, trust me 😮💨
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Strong Ume muse returns….
January 18, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Strong Ume muse returns….
“….Then what makes 67 funny? 69 was a sex joke, so what is 67 making fun of?”
January 19, 2026 at 6:37 PM
“….Then what makes 67 funny? 69 was a sex joke, so what is 67 making fun of?”
“Hm… I suppose they’re a nice touch…”
Being somewhat conservative in views of modesty, Ume sounds unsure of what he’s saying.
Being somewhat conservative in views of modesty, Ume sounds unsure of what he’s saying.
“ i do. ”
she nodded, finishing the drink.
“ they seem to like the fishnets. ”
she nodded, finishing the drink.
“ they seem to like the fishnets. ”
“I see.” he hummed softly as he eyed her briefly.
“Do you normally wear that get up for shows?”
“Do you normally wear that get up for shows?”
January 19, 2026 at 6:07 AM
“Hm… I suppose they’re a nice touch…”
Being somewhat conservative in views of modesty, Ume sounds unsure of what he’s saying.
Being somewhat conservative in views of modesty, Ume sounds unsure of what he’s saying.
“A meme?” he hesitated before giving Rose a quizzical glance. “Is it the new 69?”
How does Ume even know that?
How does Ume even know that?
❝ It's not BAD, it's just.... a meme. And you'll be VERY confused. ❞
“Then what is 67? I am incredibly confused here… Why is it bad?”
January 19, 2026 at 6:02 AM
“A meme?” he hesitated before giving Rose a quizzical glance. “Is it the new 69?”
How does Ume even know that?
How does Ume even know that?
“Then what is 67? I am incredibly confused here… Why is it bad?”
❝No! But... people will never let you live out down..... ❞
“Huh—!? Wh—why? Is it some new kind of swear word?”
January 19, 2026 at 5:58 AM
“Then what is 67? I am incredibly confused here… Why is it bad?”
“Huh—!? Wh—why? Is it some new kind of swear word?”
❝ UME NO!! NO UME DON'T SAY IT ❞
“What is 67….?”
Oh god—,
Oh god—,
January 19, 2026 at 5:55 AM
“Huh—!? Wh—why? Is it some new kind of swear word?”
“I see.” he hummed softly as he eyed her briefly.
“Do you normally wear that get up for shows?”
“Do you normally wear that get up for shows?”
“ no. just flattered. ”
Ume finished off his drink.
“Is something the matter?” he asked, fighting back a grin.
“Is something the matter?” he asked, fighting back a grin.
January 19, 2026 at 5:55 AM
“I see.” he hummed softly as he eyed her briefly.
“Do you normally wear that get up for shows?”
“Do you normally wear that get up for shows?”
“What is 67….?”
Oh god—,
Oh god—,
January 19, 2026 at 5:54 AM
“What is 67….?”
Oh god—,
Oh god—,
Ume finished off his drink.
“Is something the matter?” he asked, fighting back a grin.
“Is something the matter?” he asked, fighting back a grin.
a sheepish grin crossed her lips as eyes darted away.
“Will I?” he hummed out. “I suppose I shall.”
January 19, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Ume finished off his drink.
“Is something the matter?” he asked, fighting back a grin.
“Is something the matter?” he asked, fighting back a grin.
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and i’ll maybe even fall in love again， and i’ll make sure i say it before it's too late.
January 19, 2026 at 5:30 AM
and i’ll maybe even fall in love again， and i’ll make sure i say it before it's too late.
“Will I?” he hummed out. “I suppose I shall.”
her lashes playfully fluttered.
“ you’ll have to stick around then. ”
“ you’ll have to stick around then. ”
“Ha… Well, I am flattered that you’re flattered.” he laughed and rolled his eyes playfully.
“I thought there was something about you. Turns out I was right.”
“I thought there was something about you. Turns out I was right.”
January 19, 2026 at 5:24 AM
“Will I?” he hummed out. “I suppose I shall.”
“Ha… Well, I am flattered that you’re flattered.” he laughed and rolled his eyes playfully.
“I thought there was something about you. Turns out I was right.”
“I thought there was something about you. Turns out I was right.”
“ i’m flattered you’d spend the time with me. ”
“Indeed I have. I tend to end up here more than not… Currently, I am on duty, but what more can someone get up to besides overindulgence here? I can let him out of my sight for a little bit.”
January 19, 2026 at 5:16 AM
“Ha… Well, I am flattered that you’re flattered.” he laughed and rolled his eyes playfully.
“I thought there was something about you. Turns out I was right.”
“I thought there was something about you. Turns out I was right.”